Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:06 pm
Chapter 37
Liz’s Pov
So you want to know what happened last night, How Michael became Prom King. You wanna…huh…huh, are you sitting there screaming tell me already.
All right…all right I’ll tell you.
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After my shift, gotta go.
‘So then this morning he woke up screaming like a girl’.
I walk up to see Maria holding her sides laughing as she listens to Isabel.
‘Ugh its too early for you guys to be this happy’.
Maria holds out her hand ‘wait…you…gotta (snort) hear this’.
“Maria you just snorted you know how disgusting that sounds’.
‘Bite me’ she says calming herself down.
I hear the chimes and look up smiling when I see Max, he comes towards me then stops and stares at Isabel, quickly he walks up kisses my nose ‘Gotta go to work I’m late, I’ll call you later’ then he bolts out the door.
Whipping my head around ‘what did you do’
‘Who me’
‘Well you were the one saying you were gonna get him last night, and seeing how you’re the only other person living with him that has powers and add in the fact that he just hightailed it out of here, It would appear he’s running from you’.
‘You know Liz a simple I know you did something would suffice’.
‘Shut up or I’ll spit in your coke’
She holds up a glass ‘already have mine’
‘Then your food’
‘And I’ll shove you in a pod’.
‘’Argh just tell me’
‘I think I’ll let him tell you’ she smiles.
I narrow my eyes at her ‘fine…Maria’
“Oh look at that a customer’ and she runs to the table.
Oh no she didn’t.
I chase after her as she goes to the pickup window “Maria’.
‘Liz’
‘Tell me’
‘Uh’
‘Maria’
‘Come on Liz don’t make me, Isabel can do mean things’
‘I can do mean things’
‘Yeah but she can do permanent things’.
I advance on her “Maria’
She backs up to the counter, now she has no where to run. I quickly reach up and grab her ear.
‘Owe! Owe! Come on Liz let go’
‘Tell me’
‘Owe! Oweeee!’
‘Tell me and I’ll let go’
‘Your not playing fair’.
‘Who said life was fair’.
‘I don’t torture you when I want something’
‘No you nag me to death’
‘You’re gonna rip my ear off’ she whines.
‘Tell me’
‘Okay okay just don’t pull a Mike Tyson on me’.
‘I knew you would see things my way’
She looks at Isabel who has a go ahead I dare you look.
‘Maria’
‘Come on Liz please, I mean look at her. She looks like she’s about to go all Cujo on me’.
Just then Michael walks by and shoves a magnifying glass in my hand ‘Max might need that too pee’.
‘Oh she didn’t’
Maria busts out laughing again as Michael smirks.
I stomp back over to Isabel ‘you shrunk your brothers penis’.
‘Shouldn’t mess with my man’
‘Isabel you touched your brothers dick that just so gross’.
‘I didn’t touch him, I just waved my hand and poof’.
‘My poor baby’
‘He certainly was one this morning’.
I shake my head and race across the street, once inside I spy Max trying to stuff the guts back into a fake alien ‘Oh my poor darling’ I say throwing my arms around him.
‘You heard’ he groans.
‘Yes that big mean Isabel how dare she mess with you’.
‘Can we just not talk about it please, I just want to forget’.
‘You have to get her back, I mean she could have permanently damaged you’.
He smiles ‘don’t worry its in perfect working condition’.
‘Nice mental picture’
‘Hmm maybe you would like to try it out for yourself’.
We both look at the storage closet then each other.
Take five guys I’m gonna be busy…oh what the hell take twenty.
I dont own Star Wars or any other Movie mentioned in this chapter.
Chapter 38
Max’s Pov
‘Hey Peewee…what time do you get off’ I watch Michael smirks as he walks over to me.
‘Bite Me’
He continues to laugh and my patience is wearing thin, it was not funny then and it’s not funny now…I am going to kill my sister.
‘Laugh it up, fuzzball!’
He abruptly stops and stands there raising an eyebrow ‘did you just compare me to Chewbacca’.
‘Well you do have the height and your hair is looking a little shaggy, if the shoe fits’.
‘Alright no dick you made your point’.
‘For your information my dick-
‘Don’t finish that…as I was saying before what time do you get off’
‘In about an hour why’.
‘Because a certain girlfriend of mine is going to get a payback for what she did last night’
“Hey I thought you got all your dreams come true you always wanted to be a king’.
‘Oh yeah king of the geeks, jocks, cheerleaders and butt munches just what I always wanted’.
I laugh ‘still cant believe Maria and Tess pulled it off, I mean did you see the looks on their faces. I seriously thought you were going to shove that crown up Paulys ass when he demanded a recount’.
‘You don’t know how close I came’.
‘So what are you planning’.
‘Don’t know you have to help me think of something’.
‘I got my own payback to worry about’
‘Tell you what you help me, I’ll help you’.
“I have to wait, Isabel is going go to be expecting something, so I have to wait until she’s not looking for it’.
‘Hey Dumb and Dumber you down there’.
I raise my eyebrow as I hear Kyle yelling for us ‘I am going to hurt him one of these days’.
‘Why bother he’d probably enjoy every minute of it’.
I shake my head as we walk to the front.
‘Lets blow this joint I got the TV all hooked up with surround sound’.
I look at Michael puzzled, as we both look at Kyle…I don’t remember did we make plans with Kyle and forget.
‘Oh don’t tell me you forgot…hello hockey game in one hour, Michael Geurin forgot there was a hockey game oh the world is going to end as we know it’.
‘All that Drama Kyle I think you could make the lead in the school play’.
‘I’ll leave the tights to you pansy asses, you never know that could have been the main attire for your royal asses’.
“Did anyone ever tell you, you have a big mouth’.
‘I know I do, and its just big enough to suck Tess’s-
‘For the love of God please don’t finish that, you two go ahead I have to finish up here then I’ll be over’.
A half-hour later I make my way over to see my favorite waitress before heading over to Kyle’s.
Spying her behind the counter I walk over and wrap my arms around her ‘hey beautiful’.
She looks over her shoulder ‘hey yourself…what are you up too’.
‘I’m being kidnapped by humans’.
‘Oh no call out the antarian army’.
‘Funny’ leaning to kiss her ‘I would rather be kidnapped by you’.
‘Hmm maybe I can think of something later, but in the meantime go have fun I love you’.
The dopey grin automatically forms ‘say it again’.
‘I love you’
‘I’ll never get tired of you saying that…I love you too, call me later’ I say kissing her real quick and heading out.
I arrive at Kyle’s late but ask me if I care, I had to see my reason for living, I wonder if our parents would flip out if I told them I wanted to marry her, because I am you know.
‘Let me guess had to make a pit stop before you came over’ Alex asks as I take a seat.
“Yeah so is that a problem’.
‘Hey hey keep your aliens hands to yourself I’ve had enough alien mojo for a lifetime’.
‘Awe but you looked so cute’.
‘Kyle you really are sick’.
‘Admit it you guys would be boring without me, I’m the one who keeps the excitement up around here’.
‘Not really we just keep you around so we don’t look so stupid’.
‘That hurts man’ he says pretending to clutch his chest.
‘Sooo Max I was just wondering what are you going to do to Isabel you know for payback’.
I raise my eyebrow at him ‘like I’d tell you, you’re a little snitch she’s probably the one who told you to ask’.
He smiles big ‘cant say I didn’t try…just do me a favor please’.
‘What’
‘Leave her body parts intact please, I’m already having nightmares of her with male body parts attached’.
Michael stops mid chew making a face “I really have to find some new friends’
‘I’m sure you’ll make a ton Mr. Prom King’.
‘Shut up’
‘I’ll be back, I gotta take a piss’.
‘Nice of you to share with us Max’
On my way back from the bathroom I see something sticking out from underneath Kyle’s bed as I walk by, Stopping I backtrack into his room.
Pulling out the magazine I notice its one of his busty biker babes, smiling I wave my hand over the magazine and shove it back underneath the bed ‘Hope you like your busty biker babes with penises’.
Liz’s Pov
So you want to know what happened last night, How Michael became Prom King. You wanna…huh…huh, are you sitting there screaming tell me already.
All right…all right I’ll tell you.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
After my shift, gotta go.
‘So then this morning he woke up screaming like a girl’.
I walk up to see Maria holding her sides laughing as she listens to Isabel.
‘Ugh its too early for you guys to be this happy’.
Maria holds out her hand ‘wait…you…gotta (snort) hear this’.
“Maria you just snorted you know how disgusting that sounds’.
‘Bite me’ she says calming herself down.
I hear the chimes and look up smiling when I see Max, he comes towards me then stops and stares at Isabel, quickly he walks up kisses my nose ‘Gotta go to work I’m late, I’ll call you later’ then he bolts out the door.
Whipping my head around ‘what did you do’
‘Who me’
‘Well you were the one saying you were gonna get him last night, and seeing how you’re the only other person living with him that has powers and add in the fact that he just hightailed it out of here, It would appear he’s running from you’.
‘You know Liz a simple I know you did something would suffice’.
‘Shut up or I’ll spit in your coke’
She holds up a glass ‘already have mine’
‘Then your food’
‘And I’ll shove you in a pod’.
‘’Argh just tell me’
‘I think I’ll let him tell you’ she smiles.
I narrow my eyes at her ‘fine…Maria’
“Oh look at that a customer’ and she runs to the table.
Oh no she didn’t.
I chase after her as she goes to the pickup window “Maria’.
‘Liz’
‘Tell me’
‘Uh’
‘Maria’
‘Come on Liz don’t make me, Isabel can do mean things’
‘I can do mean things’
‘Yeah but she can do permanent things’.
I advance on her “Maria’
She backs up to the counter, now she has no where to run. I quickly reach up and grab her ear.
‘Owe! Owe! Come on Liz let go’
‘Tell me’
‘Owe! Oweeee!’
‘Tell me and I’ll let go’
‘Your not playing fair’.
‘Who said life was fair’.
‘I don’t torture you when I want something’
‘No you nag me to death’
‘You’re gonna rip my ear off’ she whines.
‘Tell me’
‘Okay okay just don’t pull a Mike Tyson on me’.
‘I knew you would see things my way’
She looks at Isabel who has a go ahead I dare you look.
‘Maria’
‘Come on Liz please, I mean look at her. She looks like she’s about to go all Cujo on me’.
Just then Michael walks by and shoves a magnifying glass in my hand ‘Max might need that too pee’.
‘Oh she didn’t’
Maria busts out laughing again as Michael smirks.
I stomp back over to Isabel ‘you shrunk your brothers penis’.
‘Shouldn’t mess with my man’
‘Isabel you touched your brothers dick that just so gross’.
‘I didn’t touch him, I just waved my hand and poof’.
‘My poor baby’
‘He certainly was one this morning’.
I shake my head and race across the street, once inside I spy Max trying to stuff the guts back into a fake alien ‘Oh my poor darling’ I say throwing my arms around him.
‘You heard’ he groans.
‘Yes that big mean Isabel how dare she mess with you’.
‘Can we just not talk about it please, I just want to forget’.
‘You have to get her back, I mean she could have permanently damaged you’.
He smiles ‘don’t worry its in perfect working condition’.
‘Nice mental picture’
‘Hmm maybe you would like to try it out for yourself’.
We both look at the storage closet then each other.
Take five guys I’m gonna be busy…oh what the hell take twenty.
I dont own Star Wars or any other Movie mentioned in this chapter.
Chapter 38
Max’s Pov
‘Hey Peewee…what time do you get off’ I watch Michael smirks as he walks over to me.
‘Bite Me’
He continues to laugh and my patience is wearing thin, it was not funny then and it’s not funny now…I am going to kill my sister.
‘Laugh it up, fuzzball!’
He abruptly stops and stands there raising an eyebrow ‘did you just compare me to Chewbacca’.
‘Well you do have the height and your hair is looking a little shaggy, if the shoe fits’.
‘Alright no dick you made your point’.
‘For your information my dick-
‘Don’t finish that…as I was saying before what time do you get off’
‘In about an hour why’.
‘Because a certain girlfriend of mine is going to get a payback for what she did last night’
“Hey I thought you got all your dreams come true you always wanted to be a king’.
‘Oh yeah king of the geeks, jocks, cheerleaders and butt munches just what I always wanted’.
I laugh ‘still cant believe Maria and Tess pulled it off, I mean did you see the looks on their faces. I seriously thought you were going to shove that crown up Paulys ass when he demanded a recount’.
‘You don’t know how close I came’.
‘So what are you planning’.
‘Don’t know you have to help me think of something’.
‘I got my own payback to worry about’
‘Tell you what you help me, I’ll help you’.
“I have to wait, Isabel is going go to be expecting something, so I have to wait until she’s not looking for it’.
‘Hey Dumb and Dumber you down there’.
I raise my eyebrow as I hear Kyle yelling for us ‘I am going to hurt him one of these days’.
‘Why bother he’d probably enjoy every minute of it’.
I shake my head as we walk to the front.
‘Lets blow this joint I got the TV all hooked up with surround sound’.
I look at Michael puzzled, as we both look at Kyle…I don’t remember did we make plans with Kyle and forget.
‘Oh don’t tell me you forgot…hello hockey game in one hour, Michael Geurin forgot there was a hockey game oh the world is going to end as we know it’.
‘All that Drama Kyle I think you could make the lead in the school play’.
‘I’ll leave the tights to you pansy asses, you never know that could have been the main attire for your royal asses’.
“Did anyone ever tell you, you have a big mouth’.
‘I know I do, and its just big enough to suck Tess’s-
‘For the love of God please don’t finish that, you two go ahead I have to finish up here then I’ll be over’.
A half-hour later I make my way over to see my favorite waitress before heading over to Kyle’s.
Spying her behind the counter I walk over and wrap my arms around her ‘hey beautiful’.
She looks over her shoulder ‘hey yourself…what are you up too’.
‘I’m being kidnapped by humans’.
‘Oh no call out the antarian army’.
‘Funny’ leaning to kiss her ‘I would rather be kidnapped by you’.
‘Hmm maybe I can think of something later, but in the meantime go have fun I love you’.
The dopey grin automatically forms ‘say it again’.
‘I love you’
‘I’ll never get tired of you saying that…I love you too, call me later’ I say kissing her real quick and heading out.
I arrive at Kyle’s late but ask me if I care, I had to see my reason for living, I wonder if our parents would flip out if I told them I wanted to marry her, because I am you know.
‘Let me guess had to make a pit stop before you came over’ Alex asks as I take a seat.
“Yeah so is that a problem’.
‘Hey hey keep your aliens hands to yourself I’ve had enough alien mojo for a lifetime’.
‘Awe but you looked so cute’.
‘Kyle you really are sick’.
‘Admit it you guys would be boring without me, I’m the one who keeps the excitement up around here’.
‘Not really we just keep you around so we don’t look so stupid’.
‘That hurts man’ he says pretending to clutch his chest.
‘Sooo Max I was just wondering what are you going to do to Isabel you know for payback’.
I raise my eyebrow at him ‘like I’d tell you, you’re a little snitch she’s probably the one who told you to ask’.
He smiles big ‘cant say I didn’t try…just do me a favor please’.
‘What’
‘Leave her body parts intact please, I’m already having nightmares of her with male body parts attached’.
Michael stops mid chew making a face “I really have to find some new friends’
‘I’m sure you’ll make a ton Mr. Prom King’.
‘Shut up’
‘I’ll be back, I gotta take a piss’.
‘Nice of you to share with us Max’
On my way back from the bathroom I see something sticking out from underneath Kyle’s bed as I walk by, Stopping I backtrack into his room.
Pulling out the magazine I notice its one of his busty biker babes, smiling I wave my hand over the magazine and shove it back underneath the bed ‘Hope you like your busty biker babes with penises’.
