Fan Fic and More

Title: “The Magus of Antar”

Author: suicide_eagle_rath

Rating: Teen

Pairings: CC

Disclaimer: The characters belong to Melinda Metz, Jason Katims, WB and UPN. They are not mine and no infringement intended. Characters and ideas of the Wizard of Oz belong to their respective owners, this is only a parody not intended as an infringement.

Summary: Light hearted parody on “The Wizard of Oz” movie from 1939 using Roswell characters

Author’s Note: This selection is done in script format as if to be used in a movie.

<center>Press Release Media Kit</center>

<center>IT IS HERE</center>

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<center>~~~~~~ Tag Lines for Promotion ~~~~~~~ </center>

<center>"The Magus of Antar” the musical making it debut appearance soon
amid unprecedented demand!
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Yes sir, the biggest screen sensation since the “King Kong”
a production of mammoth proportions.</center>

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<center>The musical that is soon to be the talk of America
the undying testimony to the longevity of ‘Roswell’.</center>m

<center>Media Release Kit</center>

Press Release: Dated June 11, 2006
To: Variety, APS, UPI, Roswell Gazette
From: S_E_R: Executive Producer of the musical "The Magus of Antar”
To be release immediately

<center>"The Magus of Antar” the musical making it debut appearance
amid unprecedented demand has committed to place and time for the big event. </center>

The new sensation that is rocking America even prior to its release date is finally going to the big screen with a full red carpet spread this week. Celebrities from all aspects of the screen industry are expected to be pulling up in their limos for this Hollywood event only the glamour and excitement of that the big screen can command.

Already the fans have begun lining the streets to the Roswell Main Theater, the site chosen for this unprecedented premier. In conjunction with the release of the movie, the soundtrack was shipped to stores just this last Monday and soon the shelves will be full of stuff dolls and action figures for the kiddies to react their favorite Roswell moment.

For those who are on the A-list they have already received their tickets to the all star cast party to be held tight after the premier, the location for this event is none other than the famous local bar called Kit-Shickers. The bar just had its grand reopening event this week, and as their first act was the cast “The Magus of Antar” who preformed a short melodic medley of their hit show tunes.

<center>The musical that is soon to be the talk of America the undying testimony to the longevity of ‘Roswell’.</center>

<center>Premier</center>

<center>Exclusive Red Carpet
Reporting from UFO News Station
Right here in Roswell and carried by KUFO Channel 2</center>

KUFO Studios
Monday 13, 2006
5:00 News Report
Transcripts

ALBERT RAINES, UFO ANCHOR: Roswell is being honored tonight with a Premier Red Carpet event with the shoeing of The Magus of Roswell. The whole city has gone wild over this movie, starring some of our very own local residents. So, let's turn now to UFO's very own favorite local celebrity Gabriella Monroe, joining us from downtown Roswell: Gabriella, hi

GABRIELLA MONROE, UFO CORRESPONDENT: Good afternoon Al, we're here on the red carpet at the Roswell Main Street Theater where preparations have been underway since early this morning. The air is filled with excitement as local residents and tourists from all over the world over have been lining the red carpet hoping to be a part of this phenomenal event.

Lets pan over now and show you some of the fans. Hello, sir, what is your name and why are you here?

PATRICK HAZEWOOD: Yeah I’m Patrick from New York and I am here to see the famous Roswell aliens from the movie, I am a real fan of Max.

GABRIELLA MONROE: Great meeting you Patrick. Wow take a look at this hat, zoom in tight, it has everything, the actors, stars, planets, Antar. What is your name?

LORNA MICAHELSON: I am Lorna from Roswell; I actually lived next door to Max and Isabel. I use to watch them and Michael play as kids.

GABRIELLA MONROE: Wow, that is wonderful, you must have lot of great stories. Thanks for talking with me.

That is just some of the fans out here. As we turn back to the main entrance, I see that already activity here on the red carpet is picking up as we speak the limos have slowly started to arrive. The air is thick as the first celebrity steps out and the crowd has gone wild with screams.

I am unable to see just who got out from this advantage point, the crowd is on their feet blocking the view, the noise here is most deafening. Wait they are coming around now, no wonder the crowd jumping up and down, no one but all thee of the so-called Roswell Aliens.

Hi there, you three are known as the Roswell aliens, any though to thte rumor it is true. Maybe the King here can give us a clue. What about it Max can you tell us, a are you guys aliens?

MAX EVANS PLAYS “MAX / ZAN”: Who us aliens, no that is just a part we play.

GABRIELLA MONROE: And what a part it is, what about you Isabel, ever wish you could change the color of your dress?

ISABEL EVANS PLAYS “ISABEL / VILANDRA”: Yeah I think that would be great to be able to do.

GABRIELLA MONROE: Well I must say you look exquisite in red, and those silver sandals, my eyes must be playing tricks on me I am sorry those red sandals are stunning. And what about you Michael will you give us the scope and tell us alien or not.

MICHAEL GUERIN PLAYS “MICAHEL/RATH”: Sure, I will give you a scope, all three of us are hybrids from Antar. That there is Zan, Vilandra, and I am Rath.

GABRIELLA MONROE: So right you are, you three were great portraying the alien sin the musical. Thanks for taking the time to talk with me and have a great PREMIRE. The action has just begun, it is a great night here in Roswell, I bet you wish you were here right Albert?

ALBERT RAINES: Right you are Gabriella, I am planning to come right on down after the broadcast. Save me a seat, if possible right next to that vivacious Maria, love her quips.

GABRIELLA MONROE: Well do as Albert as long as I can wrangle a seat between those two hunky aliens: Max and Michael. I'm Gabriella Monroe, reporting from the red carpet. Back to you Albert, in the studio.

ALBERT RAINES: Thanks Gabriella, be seeing you soon. There you have it folks, exclusive from our own city. Take a few minutes out tonight and be sure to go down to the Roswell Theater and sign the wall memorializing this event. This has been Albert Raines signing off.

This is a movie, and the story will follow the “Wizard of Oz” very close in the various scenes, so if you have seen the movie a few hundred times like me, you should be able to cast these characters in the orginals with ease.

This is in an imitation script format, which will include directions for stage and camera. All direction are in blue, actual screen dialogue is regular color.

Only a partial cast will be listed at first, added as each section come on the “screen”.

So let us lower the house lights, ready, camera, action………………..

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<center>“The Magus of Antar” Script</center>

Abbreviations used

b.g. (background)
CU (close-up)
f.g. (foreground)
FS (Full shot)
Int. (Interior)
LAP DISSOLVE (signaling a change in time or place)
LS (long shot)
MCU (medium close-up)
MS (shot from the waist up)
OS(over-the-shoulder shot)
OSV (off-screen voice)
(SFX) (Special Effects)
Trucking (A camera movement)
VO (voice over)
WS (wide shot)
XCU (extreme close-up)


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Cast in order of appearence

Liz ‘the small town girl’ Parker
Nicholas her faithful canine companion a Chihuahua
Mommy (Mrs. Parker)
Daddy (Mr. Parker)
Michael
Max
Isabel
Ms. Tess Harding
Madame Viviane: Astrologer to the Stars
Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman
Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West
Wicked Bitch of a Twin’s Feet
Antarians
..•Local School Principal l Forrester
..•Local Alien Biology teacher Mr. Seligman
..•City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler
..•Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Barrister
..•Mr. Parker City Official
..•Senior Chow City Official
..•Network Executive i.e. Coroner
..•Three Children
.......Max as a child
.......Isaberl as a child
.......Michael as a child
..•Three Gang Members
.......FBI Agent Samuels
.......FBI Agent Smith
.......FBI Agent Bello
..•Three dolls
......Pam Troy
.......Vicki Delaney
.......Amanda Lourdes
..•Rest of the Antarians are members of Roswell High School Hallways
Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin

(Rest of Cast to be announced )


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FADE IN – Title: The Magus of Antar

<center> For nearly 6 years, this story has given faithful service by those who took to heart the Roswell TV Show and time has been powerless to kill the story despite the evil philosophy of the networks.

To those of you who have been faithful to the continuation of its existence in one form or another,
this musical is so dedicated. </center>

FADE OUT

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<center>Scene 1</center>


OPENING SHOT(LS) An overview of Roswell as if seen from outer space. Then the scenes ZOOMS, through space, sky, clouds, and finally coming into the city itself.

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ stoops down to a wet dripping Chihuahua named Nicholas drying him with the shirt that was tied to her waist. She then stands up and looks off stage to where incoherent screaming voice (OSV) is heard, Liz ‘the small town girl’ starts running down the street… (b.g.) Nicholas following.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Run Nicholas run. Hurry she can’t catch us. Come on run boy.

(FS) Catching her breath, Liz ‘the small town girl’ stops for a minute at the corner of Alien Ave. and UFO Lane according to the street sign. Nicholas catches up to her as she bends down, taking him in her arms. He snuggles against her chest, shivering from being wet.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she that mean old Ms. Harding? Did she try to hurt my poor little baby? You’re shivering, come on we will go tell Daddy and Mommy and they will take care of that evil bitch Harding. Come on, Nicholas.

(LS) Int. Crashdown…. Liz ‘the small town girl’ enters left (b.g) from the street with her faithful canine companion Nicholas following her… (CAMERA PANS RIGHT) as she comes forward through the door and runs towards Mommy (Mrs. Parker) and Daddy (Mr. Parker) sitting at the cash register.

(MS) Mommy (Mrs. Parker) and Daddy (Mr. Parker) are counting receipts from the lunch crowd as Liz ‘the small town girl’ comes across the restaurant shouting to them.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Mommy! Daddy!

(MS) -- Mommy (Mrs. Parker) and Daddy (Mr. Parker) ignore Liz ‘the small town girl’ as they continue to count. Liz ‘the small town girl’ picks up a stack of bills and runs her fingernail over them ( CAMERA TRUCKS) back and forth between Mommy and Liz ‘the small town girl’. Mommy puts down one stack of bills (CAMERA TRUCKS) between the bills and Mommy (b.g.) the cash register.

( XCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ sighs loudly. (CU) Daddy looks at her (CAMERA PANS LEFT) at people in the restaurant.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Mommy?

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Fifty-seven, fifty-eight….

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Just listen to what that terrible Ms Harding did to Nicholas! Why she soaked the poor….

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Liz ‘the small town girl’, please! We are trying to count! Sixty One….

Liz ‘the small town girl’: But Mommy, it was terrible she soaked…”

Daddy (Mr. Parker): Don't bother us now, Lizzie. This old register has gone all haywire forcing us to count the receipts by hand.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: (under her breath) Oh you poor little things, having to use your brains.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : What did you say Liz?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Nothing, Mommy, Ms. Harding soaked him with her hose because she says he gets in her garden, scares her mangy nasty old alley cat and then tinkles in her daisies and….

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Ninety thr…. Liz please!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: But Mommy, he does not do it everyday just a few times and her daises are growing better than ever with his extra watering and now she says she's going to get Sheriff Valenti to put Nicholas to sleep and ….

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Liz! Liz ‘the small town girl’! We are busy!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh all right, I am out of here.

(MCU) Mommy (Mrs. Parker) and Daddy (Mr. Parker) are gathering up the bills and staring all over counting.

Daddy (Mr. Parker): Poor little Liz ‘the small town girl’ she needs to start dating and get her nose out of those science books, won’t do her any good. Boys do not like smart girls I hear tell.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : I know, but she is a hard case, now Jeff help me count.

Daddy (Mr. Parker): Yes dear.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Oh, I hope one day a handsome prince will come for her and take her far away from Roswell

Daddy (Mr. Parker): Yes dear, I mean no. I want her to stay here, never to leave

<center>Scene 2</center>

(LS) Michael, Max and Isabel are working at the Crashdown. Isabel and Michael are manning the kitchen while Max stocks the shelves with cans.

Michael: How's the stocking coming?

Max Okay, these cans do get heavy though.

(CU) Max is standing on a precarious tripod step stool fall backward and lands on his posterior…reacts.

Max Ouch! My butt!

CU Michael attending grill looks up while Isabel cutting vegetables, hits the board instead of the carrot.

Michael:Well, that is what you get for standing on that rickety old stool.

(MCU) Michael and Isabel begin to laugh as they continue their work.

Max Hey this is not funny I could have hurt something.

Isabel Come on stop whining you’re okay.

Michael: Yeah hear what your sister said your okay so get up.

Max: Owwww!

Isabel: Max are you really hurt?

Max: No, I guess I will be okay.

Michael: It's a lucky thing it wasn't your head.

(MCU) Max is sitting rubbing his ass when Liz ‘the small town girl’ enters he jumps up and looks busy while stealing glances at her. Liz comes forward to Michael. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward on them as they speak.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Michael, what am I going to do about Ms. Harding? Just because Nicholas chases her old cat and pees on her flowers…

Michael: Listen, Liz, I can’t talk now got burgers to burn.

(MCU) Michael exits left while Isabel exits right. (f.g.) (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward on Max as he enters and walks towards Liz. (CAMERA PANS LEFT) as Max and Liz ‘the small town girl’ go over by a table.

Max:Now look here, Liz ‘the small town girl’, you are not using your head about Ms. Harding. She means nothing to me or anyone here at the Crashdown and in Roswell as well. If I did not know better, I would think you didn’t have any brains at all, no sir, not at all.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I have so got brains and a darn good memory.

Max: Well, that the God’s honest truth, you are prettier that Ms Harding, use your brains to defeat her at her own games. Now when you come home from the library take the back route. Don’t go anywhere near that old windbag Harding. Then Nicholas won’t dig and pee in her garden or chew on her mangy old cat. Right? Just remember, by pass her and do not forget.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh, Max, you just don’t understand how hard it is.

Max Well, your head is not made of stuff and fluff is it? You are not a stuffed bear right?

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ exits right as Max hits drops a can of peaches on his foot, in his anger he explodes the surrounding cans with his ‘powers’

(MCU) (Int. employee lounge) Isabel is working on the granolith, a small black cone, she straightens up and reacts as Liz ‘the small town girl’ comes towards her.

Isabel: Oh! Ouch, it feels like my joints are all iced up. Too much, work being a waitress, just too much. Listen, Liz ‘the small town girl’, about Ms. Harding, she is just a sour faced old maid, she don’t got no heart left. Take pity on her, she cannot have what she wants. You have the bigger heart. Right?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Well, gee whiz, I do have a bigger hear, I will try to be nice to the old fish face.

Isabel :Now look, here's something that really has a heart. This is the best thing I ever invented.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: This?

(CAMERA TRUCKS) forward as Isabel goes to turn the cone over, back and forth, then sits it in the middle of the room where the two watch it. Nothing happens.

Isabel : Sure thing, this here cone is a time machine. One day we will be able to travel at a blink of an eye to another world. Can you imagine what we will see?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh! How interesting.

Isabel: Just wait a minute. I am sure it will start any second.

Liz ‘the small town girl’ is tapping her foot and looking at her watch.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Okay, I have to go, bye.

Liz ‘the small town girl’ (exit left)

Isabel: Now what happened? I'll bet Max was playing with my cone thingy.

(MCU) Michael is burning burgers on a commercial restaurant grill when Liz ‘the small town girl’ enters in (b.g.) ands near the kitchen watching two men in the background fighting (CAMERA TRUCKS) between the fighting and Liz’s face (CU)

(MS) Michael leans through the pass through and yells.

Michael:Hey! You two get out of here. Damn noisy rednecks.

(MCU) Michael turns to Liz.

Michael: Listen, kid, are you going to let that old Harding cow push you around like a mouse? No be a brave lion, roar back at her.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: But you don’t know what she is like, all that blonde hair and lipstick.

Michael: She ain't nothing to be envious of or afraid of. Have a little courage, that's all it will take. Stand up to the old bat. Be a soldier, strong and brave, like GI Joe.

(MCU) On the fighting as one of men draws gun. (CAMERA PANS LEFT) to Max sitting at a table cleaning off his shirt with a rag, fragments of fruit from the exploded cans is apparent on his clothing and in his hair.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I'm not afraid of her.

(MS)Michael throws another burger on the grill.

Michael:Then the next time that old sweaty hag shrieks, walk right up to her and spit in her eye. Yup that is what I would do, spit right in her eye.

(MCU) A shot is heard.( OSV)

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Help!

(MS) Max (CAMERA PANS LEFT) reacts as he runs to her side and takes her hand where he see blood appearing on her dress. (XCU) on Max’s hand as it glows and the wound heals and disappears along with the blood.

(CU) On Liz’s face as she receives flashes of Antar
• Large green glistening Palace
• Wicked witch cackling
• Big scary image of a monster with one eye talking
• Beautiful maiden frozen in ice
• Handsome king who had lost his memory

(CU) On Max as he shakes her awake (CAMERA PANS RIGHT) as Michael and Isabel appears in the scene. Michael grabs Max in a silent voice of anger as Liz comes around.

Michael: You should of let her die. If anyone finds out…

Maxl: I could not let her die, I love her Michael, no one will find out. I wiped her mind.

Michael: You had better hope she does not remember anything, even in her subconscious.

Maxl: Don’t worry, she will never remember what happened here.

Michael: You did not give her any flashes did you?

Maxl: No of course not.

(CU) On Isabel as she bends down to check on Liz.

Isabel Are you all right, Liz ‘the small town girl’?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Yes, I'm all right. Oh, my head. What happened?

[ (MS) Michael and Isabel look at Max and shake their head. Michael looks white, not due to fear of Liz dying but of fear of being caught as aliens.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Why, Michael you are white as a ghost, I swear you're were scared that I got hurt.

<center>Scene 3</center>

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) enters the back area looking for why orders are pilling up and no one is working. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward on Max then, Liz, Michael and back again.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Here, here, what is all this caterwauling? There is work to be done, orders are piling up, and customers want their food. Do any of you know of three soon-to-be-out-of-work-teenagers?

Isabel Well, Mrs. Parker, Liz ‘the small town girl’ was just….

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Never be mind, I saw you earlier tinkering with that black cone contraption thing and there is no room for such nonsense here in Roswell. Alien worlds indeed. Now get back to your customers, or do you want to be in the unemployment line.

Isabel All right, Mrs. Parker, but mark my words some day the people of this town will bow down to me, up and …...

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) :Well no one is doing it now, so get to work, your majesty.

Max: Gosh, Mrs. Parker, we sure are sorry.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : That is okay Max, just get back to that stocking.

Max:Sure well, thanks.

Max and Isabel retreat back to b.g. and their jobs (CAMERA PULLS) back as Mommy (Mrs. Parker) comes forward to talk to Michael and Liz ‘the small town girl’.

Michael: You see, Liz ‘the small town girl’ kind of fell over the rug here and knocked the wind out of her and….

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Liz ‘the small town girl’ if you cannot watch where you are going this is no place for you. Now Michael get back to work, before our customers die of starvation.

Michael:Yes mam.

Michael retreats to t b.g. to grill some burgers. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward as Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Mommy walk to f.g.
runs to b.g.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Mommy I am scared you have to do something with that mean old (MS) Harding. Do you know she said she was gonna do to Nicholas? Why she was gonna…..

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Stop imagining things dear, you do a have an active mind and be more polite, (MS) Harding is a god customer of ours.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: (stamps feet) NO!

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) :Listen Liz it is a busy day here today. The annual I-am-a-freaky-alien convention is just winding down and this place will be swamped with starving aliens in a few minutes. Please do us a favor and find somewhere where you will not be a bother.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) retreats to b.g.. Liz ‘the small town girl’ (MCU)scrunches up her face and thinks hard. Slowly she walks to a booth and sits down staring up at a mural of aliens.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Hump, and just where is that place, somewhere where there is no troubles, no problems.

(MS) Nicholas comes and jumps into Liz’s lap and licking her face. Liz is still staring at the mural.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Do you suppose there is such a place, Nicholas? There must be. It is so far away, far beyond the stars, where only a space ship can take us there…

(MCU) Liz begins to sing

Liz ‘the small town girl’: (singing)
Somewhere pass all the stars, far away
There's a land that my mind has seen, distantly
Someday, I will go, why oh why I don’t know
And these visions that I see will they ….really…. come…. true....

(MS) -- Liz ‘the small town girl’ sighs and gets up from the booth, goes to the back of the restaurant and climbs the stairs to their apartment. She goes to her room and then onto the balcony looking skyward. (CAMERA PULLS) back Nicolas follows up the stairs and jumps upon her bed where he curls up and sleeps.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: (singing)
Someday I wish with all my heart
That he will come and take me far above here
To a land of wondrous sights
My prince will come for me to love
That's where you'll find me.
Somewhere, up in the stars, where's he from
We will travel through space
Then why oh why cant I
Fly away with my prince from the stars
To another world
When oh when will I.

(LS) Liz see in th edistence Ms. Harding coming as she stomps her way into the Crashdown stops right in front of Daddy (Mr. Parker) (MS) on Mr. Parker.

Ms. Tess Harding Mr. Parker!

Daddy (Mr. Parker):Well hey there Ms Harding, what can I get you today.

Ms. Tess Harding: Mr. Parker I am here to see you and your wife right away on a most urgent matter.

(CAMERA TRUCKS) follows Ms. Tess Harding and Daddy (Mr. Parker)

Ms. Tess Harding: I need to speak to you about your daughter, Liz ‘the small town girl’.

Daddy (Mr. Parker):Liz ‘the small town girl’? Okay, so what is up?

Ms. Tess Harding : What is up, is that all you have to say! Why I ought to sue you and your wife can call child services for child neglect, you obviously have no control over that demonic creature.

Daddy (Mr. Parker): What did Liz ‘the small town girl’ do?

Ms. Tess Harding :Why I have just been to the emergency room, for a bite.

Daddy (Mr. Parker): You mean Liz ‘the small town girl’ bit you. Damn did not know she had it in her. Good girl.

Ms. Tess Harding : Speak up you are muttering

Daddy (Mr. Parker): Did Liz ‘the small town girl’ bite you.

Ms. Tess Harding : NO! You old fool. No, that flea bitten mogul, a menace to society.

Daddy (Mr. Parker)(with a amused look oh his face)Oh, I see Liz ‘the small town girl’ bit her dog.

Ms. Tess Harding : NO!

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(LS) Int. Break room at the Crashdown, Mommy (Mrs. Parker) and Ms. Harding are seated, when Liz ‘the small town girl’ enters carrying Nicholas in her arms. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward on them (CAMERA PANS) to right from Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Daddy (Mr. Parker) then (CAMERA PANS LEFT) to Mommy Mrs. Parker and Ms. Harding. (XCU) an order of destruction of one dog named Nicholas.

Ms. Tess Harding That flea bitten rag-a-muffin imposter of a dog is a threat to society an good honest people like me. I am taking him to Sheriff Valenti so he can be destroyed, good riddance to bad rubbish.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What ! No! Destroy my little baby Nicholas? No no you can’t let this mean old bag do that. Mommy? Daddy ? You won’t let her will you.

Daddy (Mr. Parker): Of course we won’t. Isn’t that right Nancy?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh please Mommy I will do anything. Nicolas did not mean to do it. I let him tinkle in her ugly old daises, no cell phone for a week okay. Please Mommy you have to side with me.

Ms. Tess Harding:Hand over that inferior canine to me now. If not I will see that my lawyer sues you for everything you re worth and then some. I will also bring criminal action against you. There are laws to protect innocent people like me and I fully intend to use each and every one of them.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) :We will keep him on a leash and chained up. Will that satisfy you Ms. Harding?

Ms. Tess Harding: No I have already been given a court order to have the dog destroyed. I want Nicolas dead now.

Daddy (Mr. Parker):Ummm law suit ehhh?

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : I am sorry Liz ‘the small town girl’, I am afraid Nicola will have to go, we cannot afford to fit a law suit.

Ms. Tess Harding: Finally you are seeing things my way.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No you ugly old hag.

(LS) Ms. Harding picks up a small pet carrier and takes out a muzzle from inside it handing them both to Daddy (Mr. Parker). Liz ‘the small town girl starts screaming at Ms. Harding as Daddy( Mr. Parker) takes the dog puts the (XCU) muzzle on him loosely and places him inside the carrier but (XCU) fails to secure the latch. [/b]

Ms. Tess Harding: Here put this muzzle on him and place him in this carrier. That way he cannot attack me.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) :Put Nicolas in the carrier Jeff.

Daddy (Mr. Parker) :Yes dear.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: NO, NIO NO, You evil bitch. Get out of here before I throw you out of the window. You go away, GO.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Liz ‘the small town girl’ quiet!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: You wicked, wicked evil old bitch, can’t get your hands on the man you want in town do you take it our on the innocent. I hate you.

Ms. Tess Harding: Shut up you little girl. You have no idea how powerful I am. You nothing, but from a small town, a no one.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No, help someone stop her.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ starts crying and looks as (CAMERA TRUCKS) between Mommy (Mrs. Parker) and Daddy (Mr. Parker). (MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ runs out of the room as Mommy (Mrs. Parker watches her then she turns to Ms. Harding.

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Tess Harding, just because you your Daddy is some big shot with the military, and just because you know the sheriff, does not mean you can be evil and mean. You are nothing more than an alien in these parts pure and simple, and even here in Roswell, we do not want your type of alieness.

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<center>Scene 4</center>

(MS) Ms. Harding is driving her oversized black SUV with an (XCU) alien hanging by its neck from the rear view mirror (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward to focus in on back seat with window open. Nicholas sticks his head out of the carrier, slowly comes out and when the SUV stops at a red light jumps out the window.

(MS) Nicholas lands on the hard ground, stumbles, and then runs off down the road limping slightly. CAMERA PANS to b.g.

(LS) Ms Harding not noticing Nicholas is missing continues on down the road. CAMERA PANS to show her exiting right f.g.

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(MS) Int. Liz ‘the small town girl’'s room…. Liz ‘the small town girl’ has herself across the bed crying hysterically. She hears yapping ((OS)V). She goes (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward out onto the balcony where she sees Nicholas on the street below. She lowers a basket, Nicholas hops in and she pulls him up.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh my darling Nicholas, you came back. No one will ever take you away again, no one. We have got to run away, far away where no one will ever find us.

(CAMERA TRUCKS) forward as Liz ‘the small town girl’ picks up her backpack and stuffs some clothes in it and then puts Nicholas in and lowers him to the street, then she climbs down the fire escape.

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(LS) -- Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Nicholas walking close to the old rock Quarry just east of Roswell.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks to f.g. where there are two school buses painted in wild colors. Nicholas jumps down and runs towards them and exits f.g.

(MCU)On the one bus lettering can be scene (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward the following written words:

<center> Madame Viviane
Astrologer to the Stars
Palm Reader Extraordinaire
Let me read your Past PRESENT
Divining your future </center>

The other bus also has writing across the back (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward that say;

<center> Jesse Ramirez
Barrister to the Heads of the Fortune 500
No Case Too Small
Also sleight of hand tricks for birthday parties </center>

(CAMERA PANS) left as Liz ‘the small town girl’ enters in f.g. Off to the side we see Madame Viviane exiting one of the buses as she looks over and first sees Nicholas yelping and running and Liz approaching.

Madame Viviane How wonderful, guests, come on honey sit here by the fire with Madame Vivienne. And just who might you be? No, don’t tell me, let me tell you.

((MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ enters and sits by the fire as Nicholas snuggles at her feet. Madame Viviane goes into a trance like state and reacts violently to the spirits as they talk to her.

Madame Viviane Please a few seconds of silence while the sprits come to me. I see you are traveling; you are looking for a circus to join, no no that is wrong someone else’s fantasy. No, oh dear are the sprits right are you running away from home?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Wow yes, how did you know.

Madame Viviane Ah my dear Madame Viviane never guess she knows all. Now why are you running away?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Why I am ….

Madame Viviane Wait the spirits are speaking again, they tell me your parents don’t love you, they don’t understand you, they treat you like a child, they make you do thing you don’t want to do. Yes?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Wow you can read my mind. Cool.

(MCU) Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman comes out of the the other bus and walks over to where Liz and Madame Viviane are sitting. He is eating a hotdog.

Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman: Hey visitors, hi there

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Is there any way Nicholas here and me can hitch a ride with you Madame Viviane.

(MS) Madame Viviane looks over at Jesse who shakes his head no and then he looks down to see Nicholas begging for a bite of food. He takes the remaining hotdog and feeds it to him.

Madame Viviane: Well child, let us see what …

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks over to see Nicholas begging for food. (XCU) on Nicholas as he gets a bite of food.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh, Nicholas, that's not polite!

(MCU)Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman and Liz ‘the small town girl’ are watching Nicholas in front of them eating the hotdog. Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman laughs.

Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman: Hey he is perfectly welcomed. One old sleek dog to another, right boy He's perfectly welcome. I am going to get another hotdog, bring you guys back one also. And yes one for you Nicholas.

Madame Viviane: Now where were we child. Ah yes you want to go home. Okay we can get the dune buggy out and give you a ride.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No, that is not it. I wanted to go along with you.

Madame Viviane: Well I…

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No one at home will ever miss me. No one care about me.

Madame Viviane: Come now child.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No it is the honest truth.

Madame Viviane:Oh dear, let me….

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Mommy and Daddy are so mean, they were going to let that evil witch Ms. Harding take Nicholas and have the sheriff destroy him, shoot him in the head with his gun .

Madame Viviane: Well before I can say yes we must consult my crystal ball. Come lets us go into the bus.

(MCU) Madame Viviane and Liz rise CAMERA PANS as they cross over to the one bus and climb inside. (MS) Inter. Looks like a soothsayers room with incense burning, round cloth covered table with a large crystal ball. The area is dark with only candles providing illumination.

Madame Viviane:There you sit right here child, while I sit here. This is my crystal ball centuries old, handed down in my family since the days of ancient Egypt to foretell the futures of the Pharaoh. It was given to the oracle at Delphi who through its power predicted the fabled Ides of March. With it came secret of forecasting the future. From had to hand it went, and now I holds the sacred knowledge. Now I must ask you to close your eyes and concentrate. We must induce the spirits to come here to channel their energy to seek the truth and answers to our questions. Here let me put this basket out of the way.

(MCU)Liz ‘the small town girl’ sits down and closes her eyes. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward on the basket as Madame Viviane sneaks a peek inside and finds her wallet , a picture drops out of the Crashdown with her and her parents smiling.

Madame Viviane: Let the spirits come forth to speak with us to guide us here tonight. Come forth sprits of the pharaohs, of all that is sacred to the future. Come forth I command it.

(OSV) The sounds of moaning and of bells are faintly heard.

Madame Viviane: Yes sprits talk to me. Open your eyes Liz and look, see the crystal ball it glows with their essence. Look deep, I see an alien ship crashing into a building, wait it is foggy, no a restaurant with an alien theme, I can just make out the sign C .. R .. A ..S …

(CU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as the camera shoots pass her shoulder (OS) at Madame Viviane on the right f.g. Liz ‘the small town girl’ eyes grow large as Madame Viviane talks.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: That our restaurant the Crashdown, wow you are good.

(MCU)on Madame Viviane as the camera switches angles and is shooting (OS) Madame Viviane on the left f.g. as she gazes into the crystal ball.

Madame Viviane:Of course . What is this aliens? Cute alien females with strange antennae on their heads. Oh my they are wearing a very short green and silver lame' uniform? Odd very odd indeed.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No not aliens that is the waitress uniforms. Yeah I guess they are a little short but the guys all love them. We get extra tips if we bend over just right…

(CU)on Madame Viviane as she gazes into the crystal ball.

Madame Viviane: Oh I see more… sad so sad, this must be the future

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What?

Madame Viviane:Oh dear, there appears to be a woman crying, her hair is gray and her face worn from worry. She is inside a bedroom, a young girl’s room she is holding a picture. I can barely see it, if she moves a little. There! Why it is a picture of you.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Me! Mommy!

(MS)on Madame Viviane looks at Liz and then back to the crystal ball as she warms it with her hands.

Madame Viviane:Yes, she is in tears, you have been gone so very long.. she thinks you are dead. Her heart cannot stand the pain.

(SFX) sequence (XCU) on the crystal ball where the Mommy (Mrs. Parker) can be seen crying inside.

Madame Viviane:She is getting up but .. oh no

Liz ‘the small town girl’ Mommy! What?

(MS)on Madame Viviane looks at Liz and then back to the crystal ball as she warms it with her hands.

Madame Viviane:Her name is Nancy right? Nancy Parker, oh no … it cannot be.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What is happening?

(MCU)on Madame Viviane as the camera switches angles and is shooting (OS) Madame Viviane on the right f.g. as she gazes back into the crystal ball.

Madame Viviane:Well I am not sure, there appears to be a hospital bed with a man lying in it, he is very still, and she is crying about what happened to him and you.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Daddy?

Madame Viviane:Yes, it appears he was injured looking for you, very badly injured. Your mom is clutching her chest, on Liz you must return home and set things right before it is too late

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Too late.

Madame Viviane: Yes before it is too late, She is dying.

(CU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as the camera shoots pass her shoulder (OS) at Madame Viviane on the right f.g.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No. no no

Madame Viviane: Only you can save her Liz

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What's she doing now?

(CU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as the camera shoots pass her shoulder (OS) at Madame Viviane on the right f.g.

Madame Viviane: The crystal is growing dark, it appears she has collapse on the bed. Oh, Liz ‘the small town girl’ you must hurry home to her.

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ jumps up, picks up her basket and runs out of the bus only to run into Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I am so sorry I have to get home right away

Madame Viviane: Hey I thought you were coming with Madame Viviane and me. We were going to bill you as the “Living Crystal Ball”.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh, no, no, I have to get home to my mommy.

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ bends down and picks up Nicholas (CAMERA PANS) forward as she starts to walk away from the buses.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Come on, Nicholas! Oh, what will I do with you? If we don’t go home Mommy will die and Daddy will get hurt. I f I do go home they will kill you. What will I do ... wait I know, I will stop at Alex’s he will know hat to do he is a genius a real wiz at tricking people.

(CAMERA PANS LEFT) the wind starts to blow leaves and dust about b.g. Liz ‘the small town girl’ puts Nicholas to ground as they begin to run back towards Roswell.

(MCU) Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman glances over to Madam Viviane as she comes out of the bus.

Madame Viviane: Hey Jesse there is a weather report on about atornado headed thios way. We had better get to safe ground.

Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman: Okay Vivienne, what happened with the girl there? Scared her huh?

Madame Viviane: Yeah it was the only way to send her home. Oh by the way next time tone down the moans and go easier on the bells.

Jesse the Snake Oil Salesman: Good the last thing I need is jailbait around here. You said a tornado. Huh? There should be lots of accidents prime fishing grounds I would say for a few weeks for us honest lawyers.

(MCU) Jesse laughs at his joke. Madame Vivienne shakes her head and exits to her bus b.g]. Jesses is still laughing as he walks to his bus (CAMERA PANS LEFT) and starts it up.

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(MS) Crashdown int. Radio is announcing a major tornado headed straight for the center of town. Patrons react and everyone scurries to leave. b.g. Outside through the windows one can see the dust and debris staring to kick up (CAMERA PANS) forward to Daddy (Mr. Parker) as he speaks to Max.

(CAMERA TRUCKS) forward to where Isabel has brought t out her little black cone. See Daddy (Mr. Parker) in b.g. talking to Max. Michael can also be seen in the b.g. as he puts chairs up and takes care of turning off the gas by the grills and securing the kitchen.

Daddy (Mr. Parker):Max get those windows taped up and hurry . Where is Isabel, damn if that girl is off fixing her makeup or nails, I swear I will….

Isabel: I am right here Mr. Parker.

Daddy (Mr. Parker):Where have you been

Isabel:This is my big chance! The tornado is coming and with my granolith, I can zap that mean old cloud into another world. Poof no more danger and I can save Roswell. You see all I do is….

Daddy (Mr. Parker):Damn you Isabel help Max tape up those windows, we have no time for such foolishness.

Isabel: All right but you will be sorry, I bet I can get us into another time dimension and….

Daddy (Mr. Parker):GO! Hurry the tornado is almost here.

(LS) Michael looks out and points up to the sky seeing the dark cloud in the distance.

Michael : She’s here and it is a whopper of a twister.

(SFX) sequence (LS) The city of Roswell as the mammoth tornado approaches the outskirts. News helicopters are circling in front of it taking pictures.

(MCU) Mommy (Mrs. Parker) runs from room to room looking for Liz. She goes outside b.g. both in front and back cupping her hands into a cone shape around her mouth screaming for Liz. (OSV)

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Liz ‘the small town girl’! Where are you? Liz ‘the small town girl’!

(MCU)) are a few blocks away as the wind begins to pick up.b.g.

(LS) Daddy (Mr. Parker) Max, Isabel, and Michael are getting the restaurant ready to survive a tornado. They are securing glassware, tables, chairs, taping the windows, etc.

Daddy (Mr. Parker):Come on we need to get across the street and into the UFO Museum’s fall out shelter, the only safe place.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Nicholas are hurrying home as the wind hinders their steps. Papers and other small items are blown into their path.

(MCU) Mommy (Mrs. Parker), Daddy (Mr. Parker), and Isabel cross the street. Mommy (Mrs. Parker) stops at the door and calls for Liz ‘the small town girl’ one more time. (OSV)

Mommy (Mrs. Parker) : Jeff! Jeff! I can't find Liz ‘the small town girl’!

Daddy (Mr. Parker) : Nothing we can do now, she knows enough to come into the shelter.

(MCU) Isabel. Mommy (Mrs. Parker), and Daddy (Mr. Parker), all enter the shelter. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward Max and Michael can be seen across the street using their powers to enforce the windows and doors of the Crashdown. They cross the street and are the last to enter the shelter as they secure the door with their powers so everyone inside will be safe.

(MCU) -- Liz ‘the small town girl’ carrying Nicholas tryoes to open the door to the restaurant but fails. (CAMERA PANS Right) as she goes across the street to the UFO Museum’s fall out shelter. But the doors are locked and no one can hear her pounding.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ goes back across the street to the she goes around back and climbs the fire escape ladder. (CAMERA TRUCKS) back and forth between her on the ladder and the street below. The wind almost knocks her down twice. (CAMERA PANS LEFT) Once on the roof she forces open her window and climbs in Crashdown.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Mommy! Mommy!

(SFX) sequence (LS) The city of Roswell as the mammoth tornado approaches the outskirts.

(MS) -- Liz ‘the small town girl’ is startled as she hears the fire escape being ripped out of the wall, she holds Nicholas tighter. Suddenly the whole building shakes violently. Nicholas gets scared, jumps out of her arms, Liz turns to grab him, loses her balance and fall to the ground hitting her head. (MS) After a few seconds she gets up slightly dazed on her bed shaking her head, as she lies down, Nicholas jumps up next to her licking her on the face, as she closes her eyes.

(SFX) sequence (LS) The tornado zeros in on the Crashdown encircling it

(SFX) sequence (LS) The Crashdown begins to come loose from it s foundation and is sucked into the center of the tornado.

(SFX) sequence (LS) The Crashdown is spinning with the tornado cloud encircling it with dust and debris

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(CU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ still lying on the bed, opens her eyes. Nicholas is snuggled next to her.

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Nicholas on the bed. As Liz ‘the small town girl’ sits up (CAMERA TRUCKS) back and she turns her head and see the window wide open. (SFX) Items begin to pass by her: trees, cars, a dog chasing a cat, lawn furniture...etc

(MS) - Liz ‘the small town girl’ now stands up fascinated by the sights outs the window, Nicholas hides under the bed. Liz ‘the small town girl’ now realizes they are no longer on the ground. She runs to the window and yells out.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Help, we are being sucked into an alien abyss.

(SFX) sequence (MCU) Seen through window… dog house for Fido flies past…. a horse gallops by whinnying and pawing at the air, then a bath tub with a curtain that has the super jock Kyle Valenti peeking his head out speeds past… pauses for a second as Kyle stares at Liz and then smiles and begins to open the curtain a little more before the bathtub speeds off.

(MS) - Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks shocked and covers her mouth and Nicholas is shivering and whimpering

(SFX) sequence (MCU) Seen through window… Some goats and a cow float by all bleating and mooing.

(MS) - Liz ‘the small town girl’ is amazed, Nicholas suddenly brave begins to bark and jump up and down trying to get to the window ledge. Farm animals are heard (OSV)

(MS) -- Liz ‘the small town girl’ is still standing at the window watching b.g..

(SFX) sequence (MCU) Mr. Evans, Max’s dad floats pass in a fishing boat and waves to her. Liz ‘the small town girl’ waves back.

(SFX) sequence (MCU) The sheriff’s car appears with Sheriff Valenti standing in front of it making out a traffic ticket, he tips his hat to her. Nicholas yelps and dives under the bed. Nicholas then looks out from under bed see the Sheriff get into his car before he darts back under the bed.

(SFX) sequence (MCU) Alex, a friend of Liz’s floats pas with his band playing music. They all wave at her and play her favorite song.

(SFX) sequence (MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ smiles and sings along as she taps her foot.

(SFX) sequence (MCU) Seen through window… A tree floats pass with a squirrel running up the bark and inside a hole. Two birds are on a branch singing, the same song Alex was playing.

(MS)Liz ‘the small town girl’ laughs and points to the squirrel. She turns looking for Nicholas.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: We are up inside the tornado, hey this is so cool.

(MS) Nicholas peeks out from under the bed, wimps and then covers his eyes with his paws.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Come Nicholas look at all the stuff inside this tornado.

CS - Liz ‘the small town girl’ looking out window as she reacts to the scene in front of her. (MS) Mr. Harding suddenly appears driving her big black SUV cackling incessantly.

(SFX) sequence (MS) She aims her car towards the window where she turns into a witch, old ugly hag with string green tinged hair, crooked nose with a big old ugly hairy mole, pointed black hat, long green and white striped socks, flowing back dress and billowing cape; her car also disappears and she is suddenly riding a traditional broomstick.

(MS)Liz ‘the small town girl’ screams as she covers her eyes, Nicholas yelps a couple of times and then hides. (MCU) Liz turns and throws herself onto the bed face down. Ms Harding moves on slowly disappearing into the b.g.

(SFX) sequence (MS) The swirling clouds that form the tornado are seen as the house continues to spin in the center of the funnel cloud.

(SFX) sequence (LS) The house begins to spin faster, the tornado is still seen in the b.g. everything is becoming very dizzy as Liz ‘the small town girl’ continues to scream on and off. Nicholas slides out from under the bed and is slammed into the nearest wall. He whimpers as me makes for the bed.

(SFX) sequence(MCU)Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Nicholas lying on bed holding on for dear life. The house is spinning out of control, the bed is moving as everything is falling off the shelves. Liz ‘the small town girl’ is screaming, Nicholas is shaking and whimpering. (MS)

(SFX) sequence (LS) The Crashdown is spinning around and around, the interior of the restaurant shows considerable damage.

(SFX) sequence (LS) The Crashdown as it being spun around is niow seen going upwards through the sky into blackness.

(SFX) sequence (LS) Then in the next shot the Crashdown is seen slowly coming down out of the blackness into light.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Nicholas are lying on her bed. The room grows darker when suddenly the Crashdown literally crashes down onto the ground. Liz ‘the small town girl’ screams as she is thrown to the floor with a thud.(MS) There is total silence. Liz ‘the small town girl’ gets up off the floor, checks on Nicholas, and b.g. picks up the basket and places Nicholas inside, he’s still shivering.

(MS)Liz ‘the small town girl’ walks through the front room and down the stairs to the restaurant. She is looking all around as everything is out of place. The front windows are all fogged over; she tries to clean a circle in one but cannot see anything outside. Liz ‘the small town girl’ then (CAMERA PANS) walks to f.g. and opens the front door

Please note additional cast members added in order of appearance

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West
Wicked Bitch of a Twin’s Feet
Antarians
..•Local School Principal l Forrester
..•Local Alien Biology teacher Mr. Seligman
..•City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler
..•Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Barrister
..•Mr. Parker City Official
..•Senior Chow City Official
..•Network Executive i.e. Coroner
..•Three Children
.......Max as a child
.......Isaberl as a child
.......Michael as a child
..•Three Gang Members
.......FBI Agent Samuels
.......FBI Agent Smith
.......FBI Agent Bello
..•Three dolls
......Pam Troy
.......Vicki Delaney
.......Amanda Lourdes
..•Rest of the Antarians are members of Roswell High School Hallways
Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin

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[MS]Int. Crashdown where Liz ‘the small town girl’ enters from left (f.g.)and opens the front glass doors to reveal Antar (CAMERA Trucks) forward through the door as (CAMERA Pans) left to shoot (FS) the center square of a small Antarian village. Liz ‘the small town girl’ stares with great interest in all that she sees.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ with Nicholas in her arms begins to walk looking all around the village. The sky has a funny pink cast to it, the clouds are lavender in color and in the distance, she can see not one but three moons. There are flowers everywhere, bright colors of orange, lime greens, florescent pinks, vibrant purples, bright turquoise. As she walks Antarian, begin to peel out from all over as they slowly begin to stand in front of the camera in (f.g.). There are small in stature, with outlandish styled colored clothing and very odd colors for hair, orange, blue, pink, and green.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Nicholas I do not think we are in Roswell anymore.

(CS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ with Nicholas still in her arms looks at the strange sky and the funny colored flowers.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: We must be over the stars on another planet!

(LS)In the distance, Liz ‘the small town girl’ sees a large lavender cloud slowly descend with a girl sitting on a throne top wearing a bright pink dress and a large pink crown. In her hand, she is holding a scepter with a star at the end. The cloud stops, steps appears leading to the ground, as the fairy like being get ups and steps downward to Antar. Liz ‘the small town girl’ puts Nicholas down to the ground, turns to the (b.g.) sees cloud, reacts and backs slowly toward the camera as she exits to the left.

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(MCU) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West looks (OS) to the left at Liz ‘the small town girl’ and smiles.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks (OS) to right (f.g.) as she reacts as she points to the sky and speaks.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Now I am sure of it, we are not in Roswell. Nothing there looks like that.

(MCU) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West smiles and walks towards Liz ‘the small town girl’ (CAMERA PANS) right to Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Nicholas as the (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward and they speak.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Are you a Bitch yes or no?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Who, me? Why, I'm not a Bitch. I'm Liz ‘the small town girl’ from Roswell.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Okay! Then

(CS) Nicholas is sitting at Liz ‘the small town girl’ feet in(b.g.) as Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West points to him.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:Then is that the Bitch?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Who, Nicholas? Well some may consider him to be but… NO!

(MS) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West appears confused as she continues to drill Liz ‘the small town girl’ on who the bitch is. They both (OS) to the right then the left (f.g.).

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Nicholas is my dog.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Dog? Humm then I am quite perplexed, who then is the Bitch? The Antarian call me to come because only a Bitch can kill another Bitch. So then, the Crashdown must be the Bitch!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What are you babbling about?

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: My dear did you not arrive in that Crashdown that dropped out of the sky onto the Bitch. For there is the Crashdown, here you are and …

(MS) Wicked Bitch of a Twin’s Feet are showing protruding from underneath the Crashdown, hairy unshaven legs sports a sexy pair of high heel brilliant emerald encrusted sandals. Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West points towards the Crashdown and the legs.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: … there is the Wicked Bitch of a Twin’s Feet.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks (OS) to the feet on the left in the f.g. reacts by covering mouth with hand.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: And so what the Antarians want to know...

(MCU) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West looks (OS) to Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she speaks.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Since you and the Crashdown came as one, and the Crashdown s a Bitch, does that make you a good Bitch or a wicked evil Bitch?

MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks to right and then to the leftf.g.speaks as she reacts to some high pitched squeaking sounds. (OSV)

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Hey lady I already told I am not a Bitch. Bitches are old an ugly and mean like that Ms.Harding. What was that, I hear insects? Oh god there are cockroaches on Antar right, big hissing ones.

(MCU) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West looks to right and to the left of the f.g. then smiles as she speaks.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: No that is not insects that is the Antarians laughing because I am a Bitch, but a good Bitch. I am Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West, a wise and wonderful Bitch.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks to left and then to the right f.g. as the noises continue. She looks at Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West with an expression of sarcasms.

Liz ‘the small town girl’:You are a fairy. Huh….Yeah sure, fairies are suppose to be small and petite.

(MCU) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West looks (f.g.) then to Liz ‘the small town girl’ and frowns slightly.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:Hey girlie I happen to be petite, and not all fairies are the size of your thumb, so there.

(MS) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as they are speaking the (CAMERA TRUCKS)back as Antarians emerge from b.g. behind flowers, tall grass, pink flamingos, and odd colored houses. They all beginning singing a nonsense song.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: The Antarians are ecstatic because you have freed them from the curse of the Wicked Bitch of a Twin.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: So what exactly are Antarians?

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Why those who live on this planet.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: PLANET?

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Why yes my dear, Antar. Surely you know where you are?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Ahhh no not really.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Why those who live on this planet. And you are their heroine, their liberator, their mascot. It is all right come out come out from wherever you are, come out, come out and meet Liz ‘the small town girl’ who fell from a star.

(LS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West are standing next to each other. Nicholas is on the ground between them. Antarians appear in f.g. while more appear in theb.g. Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West leads Liz ‘the small town girl’ around past all the Antarians as she sings. (CAMERA TRUCKS) up and forward(MS) ON Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:(sings)
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Meet Liz ‘the small town girl’
Say hi to the alien, who fell from the star,
Roswell she says is the name of her star

(MCU) Various Antarians appear, two come down a tree dressed as squirrels, one appears as a bird singing along in a nest with baby bird like Antarians, another looks like a fish walking around out of water. All the Antarians begin to sing one by one and move closer to and move toward Liz ‘the small town girl’ in the f.g.

Antarians: (sing) Roswell she says is the name of her star

(LS)Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West, begin to skip about the small village waving at all the odd looking Antarians who in turn are staring at Liz ‘the small town girl’

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: (sings)
The Crashdown she claimed is the bitch, have you heard.
When she fell out of Roswell, she was an accessory to murder.

(MS)) Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West stop momentarily as Liz ‘the small town girl’ sings her answer to the Antarians in the b.g.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: (sings)
Oh no it wasn’t really murder
What happened was this.
Really, it was a miss
A storm began to hiss and swish
The Crashdown was thrown into an abyss
Just then, the Bitch oh parti pris,
Evil and rude to all, what a diss

(MCU)One Antarian dressed as a little Little Lord Fauntleroy, dances forward and sings. Antarians in the (b.g)move to his movements and sing along

Liz ‘the small town girl’:(sings) … What a bitch

Little Lord Fauntleroy Antarian: Oh my what happened then was real snitch

Antarians: (singing)
A storm began to hiss and swish
The Crashdown took a ditch

(MS)Antarians are all singing(CAMERA TRUCKS) along past various Antarians as they sing.

Antarians: (singing)
Landed on the Wicked Bitch of a Twin
In the middle of lunch
A terrible way to diet
For the Wicked Bitch of a Twin

(LS) Antarians as they dance and sing (CAMERA Trucks back entering Maria and Liz ‘the small town girl’ (MS)

Antarians: (singing)
A storm began to hiss and swish
The Crashdown took a ditch
Landed on the Wicked Bitch of a Twin
A terrible way to diet
For the Wicked Bitch of a Twin

(LS) A large flat silver disc comes forth and hovers before Liz ‘the small town girl’. (CAMERA TRUCKS) back . Antarians gather all around singing and laughing as Liz ‘the small town girl’ steps forward.

Antarians: (singing)
Clap your hands
Wicked Bitch of a Twin
Taken her last breath
Let the news spread
Yes oh yes she is dead

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ steps onto the silver discf.g. . The Antarians remain in theb.g..

Antarians: (singing)
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin is dead.

(LS) of the Silver disc with Liz ‘the small town girl’ standing on top and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West stranding off to the side watching. The Antarians in the (b.g.) are laughing, singing and dancing.

Antarians: (singing)
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin is dead.

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ standing on the silver disc faces the Antarians as one from the b.g. steps forward from the crowd and speaks. He is followed by another. -- another follows and speaks -- Liz ‘the small town girl’ turns to f.g.

Local School Principal l Forrester: (rapping)
We thank you very happy
For doing it so snappy

Local Alien Biology teacher Mr. Seligman: (rapping)
You've killed her so efficiently
That we thank you very sufficiently

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:(sings)
Spread the good news, let all hear

(MS) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West looks to f.g. and sings as the Antarians regress to the b.g.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:(sings)
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin is dead.

(LS)Liz ‘the small town girl’ standing on the silver disc begins to slowly moves forward. (CAMERA BOO(MS) forward) following her. In front of her is a group of warriors in knight costumes from the middle ages. Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West remains in place and watches as she fades into theb.g. as carriage turns and comes toward f.g.

Antarians: (singing)
Ding Dong!
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin is dead.
Wicked Bitch of a Twin?
Wicked Bitch of a Twin
Ding Dong!
Wicked Bitch of a Twin
Wake up all to the news
Rub your eyes
Get out of bed.
Spread the news

(MCU)Liz ‘the small town girl’ standing on silver disc as it flies through the air. The(CAMERA PANS) right as she exits the procession of warriors and travels onward to the right of the stage. (CAMERA TRUCKS) back

Antarians: (singing)
Wicked Bitch is dead
She deserves what she got
Dead … Dead … Dead
Yeah let’s sing for joy
Let the bells peal out
Ding Dong! Sing out
On high
And low

(LS) Silver disc continues to more forward with Antarians following (CAMERA TRUCKS) back slightly as the disc comes to a stop.

Antarians:(singing)
Let the word be spread
Wicked Bitch of a Twin is dead!

(MCU) Four city servants step forward with long bugles which they blare as the Mayor comes forward followed by two city officials and the city’s lawyer. The Mayor looks like a puppet complete with strings, with typical white collared city officials are holding. The lawyer looks like an expensive corporate lawyer. The all four walk in (CAMERA TRUCKS) back to where Liz ‘the small town girl’ is standing on the silver disc in thef.g.. Major and entourage moves forward as he extends his hand for her to steps down and escorts her to the center of the city square.b.g.

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Mayor as they walk towards the lawyer and the city officials. The Mayor then stops turns and raps to the crowd of Antarians.

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping)
As Mayor of the city of Dimaras
On the planet of Antar in the Land of Zan
I welcome you our savior most heartily

Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Lawyer: (rapping)
Mayor we need to note it legally
To do the paperwork

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping)
Paperwork?

Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Lawyer: (rapping)
If it is true.

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping)
True?

Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Lawyer: (rapping)
Is there an echo?
We need proof that she is most certainly, exactly

Mr. Parker City Official: (rapping)
Actually, conclusively

Senior Chow City Official :(rapping)
Definitely, categorically,

All Four (rapping)
Unambiguously, decisively
Dead!

(MS) on Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West standing where she was she looks towards the f.g. at Liz ‘the small town girl’ and gives the thumbs up sign.

(MCU) The Network Executive i.e. Coroner enters from the right in the (b.g.)and moved very quickly to the f.g.The (CAMERA PANS) right as he heads to the Mayor and Liz ‘the small town girl’. He stops in front and unrolls a large scroll, on the back are printed the words “Roswell Gets Screwed By The Network”.

Network Executive i.e. Coroner: (rapping)
As Network Executive, I must protest
That until we declare it so
She is not dead, for I will say
As I decree, so shall it be, she is dead,

(MCU)as the (CAMERA TRUCKS) back and forth between Liz ‘the small town girl’, Mayor, the lawyer and the city officials. The Mayor steps forward into the f.g. as an Antarian, off to the side, in a drummer uniform, does a drum roll, ending just as the major begins to speak. The Mayor steps onto a soap box.

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping)
This is a day of our Independence
Let the flags be unfurl
Independence for all Antarians and their descendants!

Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Lawyer: (rapping)
Yes, freedom from the Bitch

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping)
Yes, yes I agree let the joyous news be spread.

(LS) of the Mayor, Liz ‘the small town girl’, lawyer, city officials and Antarians as the Mayor, on the soap box to make himself taller, proceeds to speak the Antarians cheer and dance.

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping)
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin is dead.

Antarians: (singing)
Ding Dong!
The Bitch is dead.
Which Bitch?
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin

(MCU) The Antarians continu to dance in the streets. More Antarians appear from the houses and shops. (CAMERA TRUCKS) along the Street spots a bakers with a rolling pin coming out of his shop, a piano (MS) rolling along pushed by 2 comical Antarians and being played by a Mozart look alike Antarian. The a writer b](MS) comes out quill [in one hand and in the other hand a scroll wiring down what he is seeing and hearing.

Antarians: (singing)
Ding Dong!
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin is dead.
Wake up all to the news
Rub your eyes
Get out of bed.
Wicked Bitch is dead
She deserves what she got
Dead … Dead … Dead
Yeah let’s sing for joy
Let the bells peal out
Ding Dong! Sing out
On high
And low
Spread the news
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin

(MCU) The escort knights line up between the crowd and the officials but part as three small children makes their way forward. (CAMERA PANS) right as they proceed to sing and dance.

Three Small Children (singing)
We represent the future of Antar, the future…
The Future of Antar, yes that is what we are
Welcome to the Antar and the future

(MCU) The three children exit to the right as three guys dressed as gang members comes in from the left. (CAMERA PANS) left They proceed to sing and dance also.

Three gang members(singing)
We represent the Tabasco Guild,
The Tabasco Guild,
And in the name of the Tabasco Guild
We wish to welcome you to Antar.

(MCU) Three gang members sing and hand a bottle of Tabasco Liz ‘the small town girl’ as they exit move to other Antarians in b.g. From the side (MS) three girls dressed like dolls come in dancing (CAMERA TRUCKS) up as they sing.

The Three dolls: (singing)
Welcome to Antar
We are glad you are here
Tra la la tra la la
So glad you are here

(MCU) The three dolls curtsey and exit to the left (CAMERA PANS) right .

(MS) -- Liz ‘the small town girl’ standing with Mayor, lawyer and city officials. (CAMERA TRUCKS) one to the next as Liz ‘the small town girl’ listens to them rap. [/color]

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping)
You are our liberator

Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Lawyer: (rapping)
Yes our protector

Mr. Parker City Father: (rapping)
Our savior

Senior Chow: (rapping)
Our deliverer

All Four (rapping)
Our guardian angel

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping)
We will deify your name

Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Lawyer: (rapping)
You will have a shrine

Mr. Parker City Father: (rapping)
This is hallowed ground

Senior Chow: (rapping)
All will chant Liz in harmony

All Four (rapping)
In the Temple of Fame

(LS)of Liz ‘the small town girl’, mayor, lawyers and city officals with the camera shooting past Antarians inb.g. They begin to walk towards (MS) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West as the (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward . The Antarians gather before Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as they continue to sing and dance. (SFX) sequence as an explosion is heard, smoke and fire appears in the center of the crowd and from the flames a being dressed as an ugly witch, Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin appears. The Antarians react and begin to scream and run about hither and thither.

Antarians: (singing)
Tra la la la la
The Wicked Bitch of a Twin is dead
Tra la la la la la.. . . . .
(Incoherent screaming)

(CS) Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin looks at the Antarians in the b.g. as they scream more and run away. The she sees the Crashdown and reacts to the feet. The (CAMERA TRUCKS)left FROM Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin to the Crashdown as she looks at the Bitch’s the (XCU) feet that are protruding.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Who killed my twin?

(MS)Liz ‘the small town girl’ is holding Nicholas close to her breast as Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West looks on amused at the f.g. Liz ‘the small town girl’ is scared.

Liz ‘the small town girl’:I thought she was dead.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: That was her twin, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin. So was so hated by her parents she never even had a name. This is Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin. She is more ugly and mean than the other; more powerful also since they say she is the original and the other a copy, a dupe.

(MS) Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin turns away from staring at the Crashdown, as the (CAMERA PANS) and then (TRUCKS) right with her. She slithers over to Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West. The Antarian all prostrate themselves on the ground in the b.g. Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin speaks.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Who killed my twin? Who killed The Wicked Bitch of a Twin? Was it you, with your sickly sweet fairy goodness? Answer me!

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: No it was not

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Then it was you the ALIEN!

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Now leave her alone she is a guest .

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin:You stay out of this you goody two shoes! I am going to kill the one who murdered my twin. So it was you, was it? You murderer…

(MS Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West speaking to Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin. f.g.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin:KILLER!!!!!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No I am not a murderer. It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill her, really you must believe me.

(MCU) Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin of a Twin speaks to Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she waves her broomstick about like a crazy old hag.

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Really an accident.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Didn't mean it, huh? Accident, huh? Sure, sure ..well my perfect Liz accidents are easy to cause. Just like this…..

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:Oh Ava did you forget…

(MS Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West speaking to Ava the Wicked Bitch of a Twin. f.g. Ava the Wicked Bitch of a Twin reacts at what Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West said. The ( CAMERA TRUCKS) left with her as she turns and goes towards the Crashdown.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:the sandals, the emerald encrusted sandals. Worth a fortune.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: My sandals, that Bitch stole them from me.. ahh yesss.

(MS)The Wicked Bitch of a Twin’s hairy legs with sandals on are protruding from underneath the wrecked Crashdown. Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin reaches down just as in a (SFX) sequence the sandals disappear and the legs suddenly exploded in fire then dust that is blown away.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Where are they.

(MCU) Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin kneels down looking under the Crashdown for her sandals. She gets up, she is mad as evident on her face. She turns to Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West as the (CAMERA TRUCKS) right and advances to hurt Liz ‘the small town girl’ when Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West holds up her hand an then points to the shoes on Liz ‘the small town girl’s’ feet.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: My emerald sandals, you twit. Give them back to me or else I will turn you into a ….

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:Too late you chicken shi….

(XCU) The emerald encrusted sandals on Liz ‘the small town girl’s’ feet as Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West points them put.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:There they are and you are royally screwed.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ reacts as she looks down to see the sandals on her feet. She lets out a gasp as she looks to Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin and then over to Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West.

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Oh! They are so pretty and they look so good on me.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Give me back my sandals you little trollop.

(MS) Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin speaks to Liz ‘the small town girl’ in evil hissing sounds.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: They are of no use to you. Only I retain my memories and know how to use them. Give them to me or I will cut them off your legs to get them back.

(XCU) Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West comes up close behind Liz ‘the small town girl’ and whispers gently into her ear.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West:Hey, better keep those suckers on your feet, she can not harm you as long as you are alive and those are on your body. Their secret is powerful, so keep them on day and night.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Give them to me NOW! They are mine… mine … mine…

(MS) Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin throws a hissy fit jumping up and down as Liz ‘the small town girl’ watches and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West laughs at the sight. Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin stops jumping and continues to threaten Liz ‘the small town girl’

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: You, you just stay of this you tooth fairy or I will fix your wagon.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: (laughs)Oh what nonsense, you my dear evil Bitch have no power here. So be off before another restaurant drops down on YOU.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: All right, I can wait, I have all the time in the world. As for you my perfect Liz you are on borrowed time, it is running out. I will see that you will die you and that little disgusting mongrel. Oh, what pleasure it will be to see you suffer.

(MCU) Ava the Wicked Bitch of a Twin continues to verbally attack Liz ‘the small town girl’ in f.g.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: I will be watching you my perfect Liz

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ reacts with horror as she covers her mouth and closes her eyes. Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin laughs evilly.

Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Watching and waiting for you my perfect Liz (laughs)

(MCU) Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin backs away from Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West as the (CAMERA TRUCKS) back. Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin laughs manically (MS) as the Antarians once again prostate themselves with fear. Then in a (SFX) sequence Ava, The Wicked Bitch of a Twin disappears back into a cloud of smoke and fire.

<center>Scene 6</center>

(MS)Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West speaks to the Antarians as Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks all around.

Maria,The Good Fairy of the South West: Hey dudes and dudettes, get your asses up she has gone.

(LS) As Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West is speaking the Antarians slowly raise one by one and move towards Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West and Liz ‘the small town girl’.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Hey I said it is all right, now get up. Boy some days you have to scream to get people’s attention.

(MS) on Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as the (CAMERA PULLS) back when Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West began to speak. The Antarians now all up off the ground and have crowded around and bow with respect when they hear Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West speak about the Magus of Antar.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: PEEE…..UUU that woman stinks, talk about cheap perfume. I am afraid my dear Liz ‘the small town girl’, I'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin. The sooner you get out of Antar altogether, the safer you will be.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh, but I can’t leave Antar, my prince is here somewhere. Oh, what should I do go back to Roswell or stay here and find him.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Well ifyou insist on staring it is your death. You will need the magnificent Magus of Antar to help you find this prince of yours.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: The Magus of Antar? Is he evil?

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: No no, he is very good, but very secretive, very mysterious. He lives far away, the Palace of The Silver Rose, where our King once lived before…..

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Before what?

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Oh that is no concern, not really. It was only that our King and his sister and her husband disappeared, that is why his wife Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin is now so powerful. Some say that she even… well anyway that is the past. Now let’s to get you to the Magus.

(CAMERA TRUCKS) to left as Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West and Liz ‘the small town girl’ move down into the f.g. Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West instructs Liz ‘the small town girl’ on how to start on her journey. (CAMERA PANS) right following Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she walks through the Antarians to the beginning of the Road Paved with Silver .

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Now did you bring a flying device?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Well, then, you'll have to walk. The Antarians will see you safely to the border of City of Dimaras. Now remember never let those emerald encrusted sandals off your feet for a single second. Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin appears to be powerless against them.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: How do I get to the Palace of the Silver Rose?

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Well I guess you better start at the beginning. That always seems like a good place; at least for me it is good. All you have to do is follow the Road Paved with Silver it is that simple; any moron can do it. Now go.

(CU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she speaks to Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West in the f.g.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What I need a map, directions, a GPS….

CU on Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West as she speaks to Liz ‘the small town girl’. in f.g.

Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West: Oh shit my favorite show is on, Roswell reruns, shit just follow the damn road. Crap, I am going to miss the opening credits…kids today …now go get out of my hair.

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she looks up opened mouth with astonishment at the language. She begins to speak when all of the sudden Maria, The Good Fairy of the South West disappears in a flash of silver light disappears. (OSV) can be heard as she is grumbling about missing her show.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Talk about being impolite. Gee whiz. Now what did she say to do, follow the Road Paved with Silver , thought roads were suppose to be paved with gold in heaven. What a crock.

(CAMERA PANS) down to the emerald encrusted sandals as Liz ‘the small town girl’ starts to follow line that begins the Road Paved with Silver . (CAMERA PULLS) back slightly as she begins to walk gingererly along the line. Finally the (CAMERA PANS) left as Liz ‘the small town girl’ starts down the road encountering various Antarians who impute their two cents worth about following the road.

City of Dimaras Mayor Sandler: (rapping) Yes, yes follow the Road Paved with Silver .

Senior Chow: (rapping) Silver, silver, follow the Road Paved with Silver .

Mr. Parker City Father: (rapping) Silver, the route is paved with Silver.

Mr. Evans the City of Dimaras Lawyer: (rapping) Do as they say follow the Road Paved with Silver .

(LS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ on the Road Paved with Silver with all the Antarians lined up along the path. (CAMERA PANS) along the road as the Antarians begin to sing as Liz ‘the small town girl’ starts walking down the path. Various groups stop and sing to her.

Three Gang Members (rapping)
Follow the Road Paved with Silver ...
Silver, silver, silver, silver
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Road Paved with Silver ...

Antarians: (singing)
Follow the Road of Silver
Follow the...

(LS)Liz ‘the small town girl’ is happy as she starts skipping down the road. (CAMERA PANS) rapidly back and forth along the road ahead of her as Liz ‘the small town girl’ passes a big billboard that says Welcome to City of Dimaras in the b.g. all the Antarians stop and wave bye.

Three Gang Members (rapping)
...Silver Road
Follow the Road Paved with Silver.
You're off to see the Magus
The Magnificent sorcerer of Antar
You'll find he is a techno wiz.

Antarians: (singing)
If ever a techno wiz there was.
If ever oh ever computer nerd there was
The Magus of Antar
Is one because
Because, because, because, because, because...
Because of the Magnificent html-ing he does....

(LS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she skips happily down the road with Nicolas following her into the b.g. (CAMERA PANS) rapidly back and forth between the Antarians in the f.g. singing and waving bye and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she skips down the road.

Three Gang Members (rapping)
You're off to see the Magus
The Magnificent Magus of Antar!

Antarians: (singing)
Bye
Bye
Take care
Bye

<center>Scene 7</center>

Please note additional cast member:

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’

<center> LAP DISSOLVE </center>

(LS) Ext. of an intersection where the Road Paved with Silver splits into 2 ways. Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Nicholas stop in the center of the intersection looking both ways in the b.g. Then (CAMERA PANS) left as she looks down both sides and speaks.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Follow the Road Paved with Silver? Follow the Road…? Which road?

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ appears puzzled as she looks the both roads.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh no, now what Nicholas, which way do we go?

(LS) -- Liz ‘the small town girl’ standing in the center of cross roads. A BIG stuff white Teddy Bear with a big blue bow is sitting in a nearby yard at a tree stump on which a tea party is set, this is Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ . He speaks and points to the right. Liz ‘the small town girl’ whirls about looking for the voice but see no one except for the bear.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ :That is way is not bad, a little bumpy.

(CU) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ is pointing to the left.

(CU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ who is a little scared as she looks for the speaker. She looks down at Nicholas as she asks the question.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Who said that?

(CU) Nicholas barking at Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ .

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ sitting at the table with two dolls at the other place settings. Nicholas is barking at him from a distance.

(MCU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as see looks at Nicholas and tells him to be quiet, she is a little annoyed at his barking.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Don't be silly, Nicholas, that is just some old stuffed bear. Now quiet and let me think.

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ at the stump with a cottage in the b.g. The camera is shooting past Liz ‘the small town girl’ in the f.g. Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ speaks and then points with his paw.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: That way is better, I think, oh I am not sure.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: OMG

(CU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ places her hand over her mouth in surprise as Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ speaks. She then looks at Nicolas who is still barking.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I must be losing it, wasn’t he pointing in the other direction.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Of course if you have the time most people like to go …..

[ (MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ sitting as the camera shoots past Liz ‘the small town girl’ in f.g.. Then the bear lifts his head (MS) and points in both directions at once.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: …. in both directions and see the sights.

(CU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ places both hands over her mouth as she starts laughing hysterically.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: That is it I have lost it. I am nuts, loony, crackers,...

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Yum I would love some crackers. Do you have any?

(LS)Liz ‘the small town girl’ steps forward towards the stump as she begins to speak to Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward following her. Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ smiles, speaks and scratches his head with his paw.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: …you…you spoke.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Of course I spoke what do you think I am dumb

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Are you real… I mean you talk and move…

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ stares at Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ shakes his head yes and then stops and shakes it no.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: I think so, oh my I just cannot remember.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What do you mean? Can’t you remember which it is? Yes, you are alive or no, you are not alive?

(MCU) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ looks at Liz ‘the small town girl’ as he explains his head is full of fluff.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ : You see that is the problem, I cannot remember, my head is full of fluff, no brain, only fluff and stuff.

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks puzzled as she questions Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ still sitting f.g., as he answers her.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Okay how can you talk if you have no brain? Answer that one bub.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Well now I don’t know, but I am aren’t I, but a lot of people do a lot of yammering without using their brains, so it must not be so unusual.

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ at first thinks then nods her head yes, as she speaks.

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Never thought about it , but yeah your right, just look at all the politicians.

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ comes over and sits next to Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward as they speak.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Hey my name is Liz ‘the small town girl’. What’s yours?

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Wow that is a long name. How about if I call you Zan. Okay?

(CS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ smiles and puts out his paw to shake hands. They continue to speak.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Deal and I will call you Liz.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: So what are you doing here Zan, having tea and crumpets?

(MCU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ sitting at the table with Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he explains he has no memory.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Oh dear, I am not sure why I am sitting here. I cannot remember, for that, you need a brain.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Okay, how long have you been here?

(MCU) on the conversation between the two. Then the (CAMERA PANS) behind them into the b.g.showing the cottage in a state of disrepair, it is obvious it has been vacant for quite some time.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: I have no idea? I cannot seem to remember anything before I saw you standing there in the road.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Well considering you are covered in dust and leaves and stuff, I would say you have been sitting here a long, long time.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Oh dear I do look a sight.

(CS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ reaches over and starts to dust off Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ with her hand.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Come on let me help you up.

(MCU) The Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ smiles a he tries to get on his knees.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh dear you sure are heavy for being full of fluff.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Sorry I am extra padded for snuggleness.

(MCU)Liz ‘the small town girl’ helps Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ struggle to stand before he falls to the ground.

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Oh yes...

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Ouch

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh no. Are you all right?

(MS)The Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ fall onto his butt looking like a silly stuffed bear. He has a couple of ripped seams, one at a shoulder and the other in the back where stuffing falls out. Liz ‘the small town girl’ helps to re-stuff his back while he stuffs his shoulder with the white fluff. Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ get up and stretches his limbs.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Whoops sorry I have a couple of ripped seams, keep losing my stuffing.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Does it hurt to come out?

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:No if I can reach I just put it back in.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh you need a needle and thread to sew you

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:Do you have some ?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No I am afraid not.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:That’s okay, this way I get some extra ventilation.

(MCU)Liz ‘the small town girl’ screams when a nasty old raven comes and pecks at Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ who in trying to get the bird away whirls about and fall over anther stump no his butt again. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward as she sits down next to him as they talk.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:Sorry, who are you again.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Liz

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: I am Zan the...

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I know we just met.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: We did? Oh dear I cannot remember.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: That is okay.

(MS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ are sitting on the ground when a raven flies over and begins to pull at the seam ion his shoulder to get some fluff. Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ meekly tells the bird to leave.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Go away, shoo.

[(MS) the raven continues to pull out stuffing as Liz ‘the small town girl’ reacts to the bird and shoos it away waving her arms and yelling, until it finally flies off.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Boo!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Hey you bird get out of there. Scat

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ listening .

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:Oh pooh even the birds an remember I am full of fluff to use, yet I cannot remember if they came yesterday or not.

(MCU) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, looks at his paws as he talks.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: I could be a criminal or a mad bear and not even know

(MCU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ ponders for a sec then answers.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Okay what do you think you would remember?

(MS) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’. The camera angle is angled more towards Zan than Liz as they speak and he begins to sing. (CAMERA TRUCKS) along with Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he starts to stand again and walk.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: (sings)

Do? Why, if I had my memory I could
I would know what my name really was
I could remember why I am here

Talk with the people,
Everyone knows but me

I would know about the hours
Know all the flowers
Their silly little names

And I would be so very pleasing
While my memory was releasing
If I only had my mind

I would know the past, by day
Why I would even know what I did yesterday
Be it trouble or comedy

(CS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ holds Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ paw as she sings. The angle of the camera is on Liz.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: (sings)

You could be a genius
Truly, you would be no ignoramus
If you only had your memory

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ still holding Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ paw swinging it back and forth. Suddenly he jumps whirls around and does the splits. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward as he goes into a spilt position on the road and the (CAMERA PANS ) upwards as he rises from the spilt as he continues the song.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:(sings)

Oh, I then could tell you why
Why I look like a bear, oh my
I would remember things, like who and here
Wow to answer the questions like what and where
I would be really something
Though my head be full of fluffing
My hearts sings out in pain
I would dance all the night, into the rain

(MS) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she watches him sing and dance about doing a silly bear dance. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward as he dances up the u Road Paved with Silver, then the (CAMERA PULLS) back as he turns and dances shaking his hips back to Liz ‘the small town girl’. (CAMERA PANS) left as he dances over to the left around the stump with the tea party and finds a small girl stuffed bear, he bows like a gentleman, picks up the toy and dances with it. The suddenly not watching his feet he falls over a small low brick wall and ends up in a fuzzy lump as Liz ‘the small town girl’ rushes to help him. He sits up finishing the song, sitting on the road.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: (sings)

....for life would be truly wonderful
If I only had a memory

(MS) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ sitting in the road as Liz ‘the small town girl’ kneels next to him, petting his furry arm as she examines a near tear in a seam. )CAMERA PULLS) back to reveal a raven spying some lose fluff on the ground swooping down and picking it up as Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ reacts with horror.

(MS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ begins to cry as Liz ‘the small town girl’ comfort him, petting his head.

(MCU) - The raven squawks Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh
Bear Who Has No Memory’ then flies away just over their heads.

(MCU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ and the Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ react as they both react to the raven flying overhead. (CAMERA PANS) upwards as the Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ gets up now more bad than crying and chasing the bird yelling at him as the bird stops on a tree limb in the b.g.

(LS) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ who looks back at Liz’ the small town girl’ then turns and chases the bird into an open field with tall grass. (CAMERA PANS) with him.

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he is running haphazardly through the grass, scaring up birds who fly off, in addition some rabbits come running out.

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she get up and comes towards the open grass area watching the action in the f.g.

(MS)on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he begins to stalk the raven, still holding a bit of his fluff in her beak, sitting on a tall grass point. (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward as he dives for the bird only to hit the ground as the bird flitters over to anther spot to sit.

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he gets up and runs after the bird again. The bird flies off into the f.g.

(LS) of Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ watching as the bird soars over his head and then leaves the grassy area as Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks up and waves.

(MS) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he comes back to the road, a little dejected he could not get the bird or his fluff back. (CAMERA PULLS) back back as Liz ‘the small town girl’ comes over to him. Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ see her, smiles, and does a little old fashioned soft shoe, tap dance as he smiles and laughs at his antics.

(CS) In the meantime, Nicholas is chasing the rabbits that came out of the grassy area. They are running all over the road as the (CAMERA TRUCKS)and follows them

(LS) Nicholas is still chasing rabbits as the (CAMERA PULLS) back to shoot the area between Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ 's legs where the rabbits and dog are headed. They go between his legs causing Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ to be propelled forward. Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks on surprised.

(LS) (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward with Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he begins to stumbled down the road.

[ (MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he regains his balance and starts to dance another silly bear dance as the (CAMERA PULLS) back he dances forward, from one side of the road to the other. The (CAMERA PANS) right with him as he dances past Liz ‘the small town girl’, grabs her hands and jitterbugs with her. He twirls her kind of hard and she lands on her bottom on the road as Nicholas comes to lick her face.

(CS) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he watches horrified as she twirls and land on her butt.

(REVERSE ACTION) shot of scene beginning with Nicholas chasing rabbits.

(MCU) as (CAMERA PULLS) back as Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ the reverse action ends with him slumping to the ground exhausted as Liz ‘the small town girl’ comes over to check on him as he begins to sing

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:(sings)

Gosh, it would be awful pleasing
TO remember the rhyme and reason
For who and what things are
Then perhaps I may even love you
Be worthy to love you
If I only had a memory.

[(MCU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she helps to re-stuff some fluff back into a seam as it is falling out. She speaks to him.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Wow you really are a good dancer. Where did you learn? People in Roswell would love you.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: No idea, no memory

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Ohh I forgot

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Where's Roswell?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: That's where I live. I'm going all the way to Palace of the Silver Rose to get the Magus of Antar to help me.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: You're going to see the Magus, the Magus of Antar?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Yup

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Do you think if I went with you this Magus could restore my memory?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Well he is a techno whiz, and they work with memory banks in computers, so yeah way not.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Wow

Liz ‘the small town girl’: But I should warn you, I have a bitch mad at me.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory : Bitch huh? Well no bitch scares me. Nothing scares me, well except for an open flame, I am not flame retardant.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh then you need to stay away from open flames.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Pooh on the old ugly bitch, I want my memory back, I will be good as gold, won’t harm you in any way. Please let me come?

(MCU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as the camera shoots past Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ in the f.g.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Sure you can come. Let’s go.

(LS) of Liz ‘the small town girl’ and the Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he gets up and begins down one road as she goes down another. (CAMERA PULLS) back as Liz ‘the small town girl’ rushes to stop him and point him in the other direction as they walk down the road and exit in the b.g.

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ ass they hop and skip down the road singing.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Where ar ewe going? Who are you?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: am Liz and we're off to see the Magus!

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Really we are?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: To the Palace!

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: To the Palace,

Both (sing)

We’re off to see the Magus
The Magnificent sorcerer of Antar
We hear he is a techno wiz

If ever a Wiz there was
If ever a techno Wiz there was,
The Magus of Antar
Is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the magnificent things he does.
We're off to see the Magus
The Magnificent Magus of Antar!

<center>Scene 8</center>

<center>LAP DISSOLVE </center>

Please note additional cast members:

Trees are from the imagination studios of Roswell Alienimagineers
Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’

(LS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as they hop and skip down the Road Made of Silver. The (CAMERA PULLS) back to show Ava, ‘The Wicked Bitch of a Twin’ hiding behind a old stack of wood as she spies on the two. As soon as they pass by her she turns exits into the (b.g.) Liz ‘the small town girl’ hungry since she has not ate, sees an orchard and run up to the trees as the(CAMERA PANS) forward with her.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh my look at these, blue apples?

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ goes up to one tree and reaches up to pick a blue apple. The tree comes alive and screams as she picks the apple.

Blue Apple Tree: Ouch! Hey, that hurts. Don’t you have any manners?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What the ...?

(MCU) on Blue Apple Tree as it opens and closes it mouth chattering away at Liz ‘the small town girl’.

Blue Apple Tree: Well answer me girl. Did not your mother teach you any manners?

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ appears shock as she tries to reply.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Of course my mother taught me manners. Did you speak?

(MCU) on the Purple Citrus Tree as it joins in the conversation, very animated gesturing with its fingers as it speaks.

Purple Citrus Tree: She is ill-mannered. These impolite rude creatures have been moving into our area ever since, you know who took over.

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as they stand there staring at the trees with their jaws wide open.

Blue Apple Tree: True she is very rude. How would you like someone to come along and pull out a hair from your head? Bet that would hurt would it not?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh, dear, I keep forgetting I'm not in Roswell.

Purple Citrus Tree: Yes, yes, yes impolite.

Blue Apple Tree: Indeed!

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Come along, Liz ‘the small town girl’ let’s go, who would want any of their fruit anyways. It is sour just like them old sour pusses on their face.

(MCU) on the two trees as they speak. (CAMERA TRUCKS) between them then the (CAMERA PANS) over to Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as they react and speak to the trees.

Purple Citrus Tree: Are you indicating you overstuffed stupid bear that our fruit is inferior.

Blue Apple Tree: Well, I never. May I notify you that a close relative of mine is growing right now in the Royal Palace garden? We are very high class fruit trees.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Well maybe you should check what you are using for fertilizer, cause if you ask me your fruit is awfully sour.

(CU) on Nicholas as he goes over to a tree and pees on its roots in the (b.g.) That tree, shrieks and all the trees come to life.

Pink Apple Tree: Help, oh help I am being violated.

Blue Apple Tree: Oh my, get away you nasty foul beast.

Purple Citrus Tree: To arms to arms call forth the protectors.

(MCU) The Blue Apple Tree tries to grab Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and succeeds in tearing a hole in a side seam. Liz ‘the small town girl’ scared, runs into the (f.g.). From the rear, an army of nut producing trees begin pelleting the two with odd colored nuts. (CAMERA PANS) the action as Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ run out of the orchard following her with Nicholas trailing.

Orange Nut Tree Leader: Trees prepare to fire.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Go, go go... run.....

Blue Apple Tree: Fire on them General Nut-in-Hull. Don’t let them escape. Violators!

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ run into f.g. as Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ stops and turns making an obscene gesture to the trees. Nuts begin to fly over their heads as they run down the road.

Blue Apple Tree: Run. Run all you want but we will get you.

Orange Nut Tree Leader: Trees advance.

Purple Citrus Tree: Bad, bad. Go away you bad creatures.

(LS)on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as they jump another fence and cut through to the other side where the road continues in the b.g.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Keep running

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I am out of breath

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she walks forward and then keels down by a stump. (CAMERA PANS) right until a foot made of ice appears as Liz ‘the small town girl’ accidentally runs her hand into it. Then (CAMERA TRUCKS) forward and upward as she starts to rise finally (CAMERA PULLS) back to reveal Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: On my..

(MS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ comes in from the right side.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh dear. Oh my! It is a women made out of ice.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: What?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Look.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Cold..... so cold....

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Did you hear something Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Coooolllddddd, hot cooccooa.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: What is hot cooccooa?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Silly hot cocoa, she wants some hot chocolate to drink. Here there is a thermos.

(MS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ cannot help but stare at Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’. Liz ‘the small town girl’ bends down to pick up the thermos pours some into the lid and tries to feed it to Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Here you go some nice hot chocolate.

(CU) on Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ as she gulps down coca and speaks.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Mm.....mm...mm.... good. More.

(MS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ takes the cup and pours more hot chocolate and hands it to Liz ‘the small town girl’ who helps Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ to drink it.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Oh my that feels so good, I can talk again. Thank you

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ watch and listen as Vilandra; ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ speaks and begins to move her joints.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Oh my joints are so stiff.

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ helps exercise the right elbow joint as Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ joins in and helps on the other side.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Here let me help you

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Owwww

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I am sorry did that hurt?

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: No it feels good, thank you so much. I am not just ot being so cold.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: But you are made out of ice.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Not always

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What happened?

(MS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ listen as Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ speaks, telling her story. She begins to flex in and out her knees.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Well I use to be normal like you, but one day I got a visitor who came to my door looking for handouts. I gave her some food. The next day she returned and asked for more. This happened day after day, and then she wanted money.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: That as not nice of her.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Finally I got tired of handing all my food over to this troll of a woman, and told her to get lost that I had had enough of her.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: That seems reasonable.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Well it was not reasonable to her, she changed forms and zapped me into ice, because she claimed I had no heart. Maybe she is right, maybe I have no heart.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: That is nonsense

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Look you can see right through me,, do you see a heart.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: True there is no heart in there, just empty space. Hollow, void, vast, empty

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: I think we get the picture.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No heart? How sad.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: She took away my heart, I have no feelings anymore.

(MS) Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ begins to sing as she starts to walk wobbling back and forth. Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ walk along the side of her and help to stabilize her upright as she starts to lean one way or the other.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: singing
When you feel all empty inside
With no love to guide you
You should be realizing
Emptiness sad feeling, never knew
Cause life is full of pleasing
Thumps and thumps abounding

(MCU) Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ begins to lean to the right as Liz ‘the small town girl’ pushes her back upright.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: singing
If I only had a heart.
I'd be warm I'd be loving
And really sweet and cuddly
Regarding loving hearts and songs

(MCU) Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ begins to lean to the left as Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ pushes her back upright.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: singing

I'd be friends with every animal
From the wild to the mundane
If I only had a heart.

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ listening to Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ as she singing about the balcony scene of Romeo and Juliet.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: singing
On picture me
Standing in a balcony
From below, Romeo sings out
Deep and low
Ah my fair Juliet I love so

(MS) on Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ as she starts to step forward and begins to fall. Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Liz ‘the small town girl’ both step to the front and push her back to a standing position.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: singing
I want to fee the beat,
Sway to the heat
Emotions I yearn to feel
Jealousy, love, pain
I just need to feel
Deep in the heart
Where it would thump
All day and night
If I only had a heart...!

(MS) Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ watch amused as Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ begins to dance the Macarena.

(MS) the (CAMERA PANS) in and out as Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ continues to as Liz ‘the small town girl’ whispers to Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and then both look at her and try desperately not to laugh as she finishes her dance.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Wow that was great. Do you sing and dance often?

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Thanks have not sung in years. And as for dancing, boy that felt good, I love that dance.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No? Really, well that was wonderful! You know come with us, we are going to the Place of the Silver Rose to ask the Magnus of Antar for a heart. Surely, with his technology he could do that.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Wow all the way to the Silve Rose Palace, what if we get a sudden heat wave. I could melt, never had but there is always a chance... what if...

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Do not worry before it happens, let s get going and see what will be. Has to be better than standing here in this field right.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: We will take the thermos and make some more hot cocoa for you. You can make it.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: What if he does not give me a heart when we get there?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No he has too. He must give you a heart, and you a brain. We have already come a long way, how much further could it be.

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(OS) Cackling sound of a witch is heard.

(MCU) Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ’as she reacts to the noise offstage.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: What was that?

(MCU)Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin is sitting on top of a dead tree like a vulture.

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: You have no idea how long this trip will be my pet.

(MCU) Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ looks on in horror as Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin looks at the trio in the f.g.

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Why, you have not forgotten me , have you?

(MCU) Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’, Liz ‘the small town girl’, Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ all react as Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin speaks.

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Well, I haven't forgotten about you my little pretty dolls.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Go away, shoo.

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Shoo, you dare tell me to shoo. Tell me are you stuffed with flame retardant material or will you go up with a swoosh if I light a match.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Stay away from him, he is good and kind you are evil.

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Did you mother never tell you honey is better than vinegar. You mouth needs washing out, my dear one.

(MCU) on Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin as she speaks and points at Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Your stuffing would make good pillows. Or maybe I will shrink you and you can be a backpack for some little girl to abuse with books and pencils that poke you inside out.

(XCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ knees who ware shaking and knocking together.

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: And you my little ice sculpture, will look pretty at some ancient wedding anniversary or bachelor party. Melting under the hot lights, dripping till nothing left but a pool of water.

(MCU) on Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ who at first gasps at the thought of melting into a puddle, then starts crying small ice shaped tear drops.

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: Oh look the babies are shaking and crying. Did I scare you .. Good. Oh look a little doggie. Come here puppy, I have a bone for you to choke on and die

(MCU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she bends down to pick up Nicholas and holds him tight.

Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin: As for you my little pretty, I am not an evil person, give me my shoes and you shall return to Roswell, Don’t and you shall die. See if the Magus can bring you back from the dead, for you shall never reach him alive.

(MCU) Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin laughs as she explodes into fire and disappears. Liz ‘the small town girl’: holding Nicholas in her ams is watching. ( SFX) Fire is created and flames die out revealing Ava, the Wicked Bitch of a Twin is gone.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Pooh and double pooh. I am not afraid of her and her powers. I will see you get to the Magus safe and sound.. Yes I will!

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: I will make sure you reach the Magus. I do not care about any old silly heart. Melt me down will she, Bah I cannot melt, at east I think I can’t. Oh dear maybe I can.

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ :as they exchanged worried glances.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I am so afraid, she is evil, just pure evil. She wants to hurt me to get to these shoes, they have power you know. I am afraid she will hurt you too. Maybe you should go back and let me go on alone.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Friends. Oh, so we are just supposed to sit here and allow her to get away with being mean to us. NO... I am going to Palace of the Silver Rose with you and we all will see the Magus. Right!

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Yes Sir!

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Right!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Yes Sir! You guys are the greatest. For some reason I feel I have know you all of my life. Have we meet before?

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: You were not around when I was made and stuffed where you?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No, I was not there.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: You were not there when I was craved from a block of ice where you?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: No, I wish I understood why you guys are so familiar. But I feel that we are somehow.....

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Friends?

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Friends.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Yeah

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: To the Palace?

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Yes, to the Palace

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, Liz ‘the small town girl’, and Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ as they link arms as they hop and skip down the Road Made of Silver. The CAMERA PANS along with them. Nicholas runs after them nipping and jumping in the air as they go. The CAMERA TWO TRUCKS back as they come forward down the road singing.

All three singing
We’re off to see the Magus
The Magnificent sorcerer of Antar
We hear he is a techno wiz

If ever a Wiz there was
If ever a techno Wiz there was,
The Magus of Antar
Is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the magnificent things he does.
We're off to see the Magus
The Magnificent Magus of Antar!

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<center>LAP DISSOLVE

Please note additional cast member:

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’
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(LS) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’, Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ all walking through what appears to be a deserted urban battleground training area

(CU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ who appears to be scared.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: I do not like this area it is spooky.

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ and Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ who all react to the area.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:Yeah I agree it is scary, I wonder what happened here

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Do you think we will meet any soldiers?

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: “We might.”

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Oh dear

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Soldiers, don’t they shoot first and ask questions second?

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’:Some do, I think we may see soldiers, warriors, all male, Oh My!

(CU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ reactions.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Soldiers.

(CU) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ speaks as Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ reacts.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Warriors

(CU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ as he speaks and Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ reacts.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: All male, Oh My!

(CU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, Liz ‘the small town girl’, and Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ all appear scared as they slowly walk through the area.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: soldiers, warriors, all male, Oh My

(MCU) on Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, Liz ‘the small town girl’, and Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ walk down the Road Made of Silver. Nicholas runs ahead yelping at something. The CAMERA PANS to the right. Then CAMERA TWO TRUCKS back as they react to a distinct sound of a gun being cocked.


Liz ‘the small town girl’: All Male! Oh My!

All three speaking Soldiers, Warriors, all male, Oh My!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: All Male! Oh My!

All three speaking Soldiers, Warriors, all male, Oh My!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: All Male! Oh My!

All three speaking Soldiers, Warriors, all male, Oh My!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: All Male! Oh My!

All three speaking Soldiers, Warriors, all male, Oh My!

Liz ‘the small town girl’: All Male! Oh My!

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’, and Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ as they hear the chambering of a bullet in a gun.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Soldiers? Warriors?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: What sort of creature is it?

(MS) on Liz ‘the small town girl’ looks frightened.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: A MALE ONE!

(XCU) Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ licks her lips.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Do not be frightened, I will protect you guys. Get behind me. [/color]

(MS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ who steps in front of the two with his arms spread out.

(LS) we see Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ behind a burned out building as Liz ‘the small town girl’ , Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, and Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ are skipping towards him in the b.g. on the Road Paved with Silver. Nicholas runs off ahead chasing a rabbit. The trio is watching thedog and do not even see the possible threat of Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’. The CAMERA TRUCKS along with the trio, as they pass the burn out building. (CU) on Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ as jumps put of the building behind them and yells.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: GRRRRRR

(MS) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ,Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ , and Liz ‘the small town girl’ all scream and grab each other in a tight circle.

(XCU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ circles them.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: GRRRRRR

(CU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ as she hides behind Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: GRRRRRR

(CU) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ now appears not to be so scared as she looks Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’and licks her lips again and smiles.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: GRRRRRR

(XCU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ smiles as he continues to circle them intimidating.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: All scared huh? Pussyfoots huh?

(XCU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ slides the gun bullet chamber back and forth.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Come here to fight me huh? Who wants to fight me first? You or no you? Come on! Chickens are we? CLUCK!

(CU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ as he puts down his weapon and puts up his fists.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: No weapons huh? Okay bare-fisted.

(CU) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ,Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, and Liz ‘the small town girl’ are all still in a circle staring at him.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: I will close my eyes. Come on try and take me down.

(CU) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ,Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, and Liz ‘the small town girl’ move as they slightly break the circle. Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ is the first to speak.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: No courage huh. None of you have courage to face me huh?

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: If you are going to be so mean go away and let us alone!

(XCU) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ as Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’, gets into her face.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Ah she speaks. Scared my pretty little ice maiden?

(XCU) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ as she raises a hand as if to shoo Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ away.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Spirit I like that in my females.

(XCU) Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ is annoyed at he comment while Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’, turns to the other two.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Afraid of me huh? I am a rough and tough warrior. I have no fear.

(XCU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ as he comes face to face with Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’. Nicholas returns and is barking at Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: So has the little lady here squeezed the stuffing out of my bear friend.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Now that is getting personal. The young lady and I are just traveling companions. Now leave us alone go away before I have to take things into my own hands.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Whap him Zan, smack him good.

(CU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ laughs at Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’. The CAMERA PANS DOWNWARD (XCU) where we see Nicholas trying to bite the heavy boot and ends up with the laces as he pulls on them.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’:
Sure, sure you stuffed little… HEY what’s is this. A mongrel mutt?

(CU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ begins to shake his leg back and forth taking Nicholas with him yelping. He goes flying off.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’:
So which one will it be to start the fight?

(MS) Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’ bows to Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’ and indicates for her to go first.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: Hey I am no chauvinist, please you go fist.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: I have not been introduced yet.

(XCU) Nicolas returns trying to jump high enough to grab the army fatigues took into the boot of Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Come here you little wiener dog, I have a stick on which to roast you.

(XCU) When Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ bends down to brush off Nicholas, Liz ‘the small town girl’ hits him over the top of the head.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Ouch

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Shame on you trying to hurt a poor defenseless dog.

(CU) When Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ begins to rub his head as he sits down.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Ouch, what did you hit me.. I was just trying to get the dog off my leg. I would not harm him, only teasing.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: It looked like you were trying to.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Well, did you have to hit me?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: You were trying to scare all of us. Trying to pick a fight. You are nothing but a coward. A big bully.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: Yup! You are right I am a coward.

(CU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ puts his head in his arms.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: I am scared of everything. Why I even scared myself last night, did not sleep, look at my red eyes and the dark circles.

(CU) Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ looks up as he shows them his eyes.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’:
I tried to sleep. Even tried counting sheep but they scare me more.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: Sheep? Okay then what about soft cuddly bunnies?

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: No good, I am even afraid of them, those long ears and sharp teeth.

(MS) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ,Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, and Liz ‘the small town girl’ as they look one to the other.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:Do you guys think the Magus can help him get some courage?

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Why not. Come with us, we are on our way to see the Magus to get her a new heart.

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: And him his memory.

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Surely he can give you a simple thing like courage.

(CU) Liz ‘the small town girl’ puts out her hand to help Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’:
Are you sure you want to be seen with a coward. I know I would be that is why I am here alone.

Liz ‘the small town girl’: Of course not, that is silly. Come on with us.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’:Geesh that is real nice of you all.

(LS) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ,Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ all lock arms as they begin to walk dow the Road Paved with Silver as they sing.

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’:My life has been real hard.

Liz ‘the small town girl’:Really?

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’:(sings)
Yeh, it is hard believe me
When the solider I was to be
Was created without the nerve
In battle I am such danzy
Because I am such a pansy
Cause I was made without the nerve
There is just no denying
I am a cowardly lion
Cause I was made without the nerve
Oh why, Oh why
With the nerve
WHY I be brave as a lion

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’:(sings) That there is denying.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’: (sings) If you only had the nerve

Liz ‘the small town girl’:(sings) The Magus is a techno wiz to find your nerve

(CS) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ,Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ as the CAMERA PANS from one to the other singing.

Zan, ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’:(sings) My memory

Vilandra, ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart’: (sings) A heart

Liz ‘the small town girl’:(sings) Get back home

Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’: (sings) The guts.

(LS) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ,Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ all begin to dance around each other.

All three singing
We’re off to see the Magus
The Magnificent sorcerer of Antar
We hear he is a techno wiz

(LS) Vilandra ‘The Ice Maiden Who Has No Heart ,Zan ‘The Stuff and Fluff Pooh Bear Who Has No Memory’, Liz ‘the small town girl’ and Rath ‘The Rough And Tough GI Joe Action Figure Who Has No Courage’ all lock arms as they skip down the Road Paved with Silver singing while they fade into the b.g. and exit.

All three singing
If ever a techno Wiz there was,
The Magus of Antar
Is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the magnificent things he does.
We're off to see the Magus
The Magnificent Magus of Antar!