Fan Fic and More

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Summary: Lois, Clark, and Jason go to Maliblu, CA to find out Hannah Montana's real indentity.

Chapter 1 Secret Indentity

Lois Lane was typing an article for the Daily Planet when she saw her son, Jason push a file cabinet into Clark Kent. Lois walked over to them. She asked, "Are you oksy?"

Clark said, "I'm fine."

Jason said sadly, "I'm sorry, Mommy and Superman."

Lois asked in a whisper, "Clark, are you Superman?"

Clark whispered, "I'm Superman and Jason's father. Don't tell anyone."

Lois said, "I promise."

Jason said, "I'll keep it a secret, Daddy."

Clark whispered, "Jason, don't push anything else into anyone."

Jason said as he saw Hannah Montana on the TV, "I won't do anything. I'm just going watch Hannah Montana sing."

Perry called, "Kent and Lane, get in here."

Lois and Clark walked into Perry's office. She asked, "What is it?"

Perry explained, "I want you two to go to Malibu, California on Saturday with Jason. I want you to find out Hannah Montana's real indentity. Plane tickets are for 6 o'clock in the morning that day. You will press passes including one for Jason for all the concerts. You are going to be staying at Crowne Plaza Hotel BEVERLY HILLS."

Lois smiled and said, "Of course, Mr. White."

Jason heard radio stations, people screaming, sirrens, and car alarms from a thousand miles away; he covered his ears. He whispered, "Help, Mommy."

Lois and Clark both heard the cry for help from their son. They walked over to Jason. She asked, "Jason, honey, are you okay?"

Jason whispered in pain, "I hear everything."

Clark said calmly, "Jason, just listen to me. All the other sounds will go away." Jason took his hands off his ears. He asked, "Are you okay, now?"

Jason smiled and replied, "Yes."

Lois asked, "Clark, do you want to have dinner with us at 6 o'clock at my apartment, tonight?"

Clark replied, "Sure. I need to do something." He left.

Jason said, "Mommy, let's go get some pizza." They took the elevator down to the lobby. They walked to a Domino's.

A mugger came up to them holding a gun and yelled, "LADY, GIVE ME YOUR PURSE NOW OR I'LL SHOOT!"

Lois yelled, "No!" When the mugger's gun went off, Jason jumped in front of Lois reflecting the bullet off his chest, but it left a hole in his shirt.

Jason yelled, "LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE, YOU BAD GUY!" He shot heat vision on the man's arm catching on fire. Lois picked up Jason and saw two police officers and the crushed bullet. She now knew why Clark had to be the opposite of Superman in everyway.

The police woman asked, "What happened?"

Lois explained with some lies, "That man was stealing my purse. He shot the gun but missed us. I had a lighter on me, I lit his arm on fire."

The police officers arested the mugger. Lois walked holding Jason into the Wallmart, and bought a new shirt for him. She helped him put it on. They walked into Ralph's and got fried chicken, vegetables, and a small chocolate cake. They took a taxi to their apartment.

Meanwhile in Malibu, California, Miley Stewart in a car with Jackson driving, Lily Trusscott, and Oliver Oaken whispered to her boyfriend, Jake Ryan, "I'm Hannah Montana."

Jake smiled and said, "I knew that all the time; I was just waiting for you to come clean. I won't tell anyone."

A SUV which they didn't see hit Jackson's car causing it tumble over. Superman lifted the car up and put it rightside up on the street and openned the doors. He took out Jackson and heard a slow heart beat. He told the officer, "One person is in a coma." He carried Jake who had pieces of glass in his left side and leg and placed him on the strecher. Lily limped out by herself, and Oliver also got out by himself with some help from Superman. Miley got out by herself with a slight limp from her left leg. Superman explained to the police and paramedics, "The brunette girl has strained left ankle. Jake Ryan has a minor concussion and pieces of glass in his left side and leg. The girl with blonde hair has a sprained right ankle. The young man has some bruises and some brokken ribs."

The police officer said, "We'll handle it from here."

Miley said, "I'm Miley Stewart. These are my friends, Lilly Trusscott, Oliver Oaken, and Jake Ryan. My brother, Jackson, is in a coma. Thank you for saving us, Superman."

Superman flew back to Metropolis, New York and changed back to Clark. He took a cab to Lois's apartment. He rung the doorbell and Lois answered. She said kindly, "Hey Clark, come on in. Dinner is ready." She lead him into the dinning room where Jason had just finished setting the table.

Clark helped himself to the fried chicken, green beans, and mashed potatoes; he poured himself a glass of Root Beer. He said, "I had to go help a car wreck in Malibu, California a couple hours ago. A seventeen year old young man was in a coma. The teen actor, Jake Ryan was injured. The 14 year old blonde girl had a bruised ankle, and the other boy had some broken ribs. The brunette girl had a strained left ankle. Lois, did anything happen?"

Lois smiled and explained, "Jason saved my life again. He jumped infront of bullet refleting it off his chest; he also lit the bad guy's arm on fire. Jason, how did you know your real daddy was Superman and that he was your father?"

Jason said, "Mommy, I heard you whispering to him in the hospital a couple months ago. I knew Daddy was Superman because I saw his Superman suit through his clothes."

Lois explained, "When we were on Luthor's boat, Jason pushed the piano into the bad guy killing him. He also pointed you out in the water when we were in Richard's seaplane. I was the one who saved you."

Clark asked, "What about Kryptonite?" They helped themselves to the chocolate cake.

Lois replied, "Before the piano incident, Luthor waved a huge cylinder of Kryptonite in our son's face. Jason flinched at it and leaned farther back in my lap; he didn't move and was sweating. Jason hasn't been allergic to anything that he was before. He is now only affected by Kryptonite."

Clark said, "I'm glad that he's not allergic to anything from here anymore. I just wish he didn't get my weakness from Kryptonite. I had Kryptonite with me on the seaplane. Was Jason affected by it then?"

Lois replied, "Yes that is why I pulled it out of you and threw it out the door. We all went to the hospital to make sure we didn't have any injuries. He had to miss a couple days of school because he was a little tired."

Jason came back in his 101 Dalamations PJ's and said, "I hate the green rock." They went into Jason's room, and Clark tucked him in his bed."

Clark smiled and said, "Goodnight, Lois and Jason. I'll see you tomorrow." He left. Lois got her nightgown on and went to bed herself.

Great start can't wait for more

Lois dropped Jason at his school and drove to the Daily Planet. Jason saw the awful green rock on the roof and felt like he was going to throw up. He walked inside and threw up in the hall; he went into the nurse's office. The nurse asked, "Jason, what is wrong?"

Jason replied, "Nurse Sandy, I threw up in the hall." He lay down on the cot.

Sandy called Lois. She said, "You're mother is on the way."

Lois carried Jason to the car. They drove to the Daily Planet. Jason said, "Mommy, I'm going to throw up."

Clark picked Jason and ran to the restroom. Jason threw up a couple times. He took him back to Lois. He said, "Meet me on the roof in five minutes."

Lois and Jason took the second elevator to the roof where they saw Superman on the roof. Lois said, "Hey Superman."

Superman said, "Jason, come with me; grab my hand. Lois, Jason just needs some sun." Jason grabbed his father's hand.

Lois said, "Jason, be good."

Jason said weakily, "I'll be good."

Superman asked, "Are you ready to go flying?"

Jason replied, "Yea."

Superman flew Jason closer to sun. He commanded gently, "Jason, look at the sun; it will make you feel better."

Jason looked at the sun to find it wasn't too bright. He didn't feel sick anymore; he felt like he could do anything. He said happily, "My tummy doesn't hurt anymore. It was the green rock on the roof of my school that made me sick."

Superman smiled and said, "Son, the sun gives us strength. You were around Kryptonite at your school; it made you sick."

Jason said, "Next time, I'm going to use the backdoor of my school. Maybe we should take Mommy flying some place."

Superman said, "Your mommy loves flying. We can all go to the Fortress of Solitude." They flew back to the roof.

Jason ran over to his mother and hugged her. Lois felt his forehead to find it was so warm and asked, "Jason, do you feel okay?"

Jason laughed and said, "I feel great."

Superman said, "The sun made him feel better."

Lois said embrassed, "Opps, I forgot." They all flew to the Fortress of Solitude.

Malibu, CA

Miley had an ace bandage on her injured ankle, and Jake had gauze bandages over the cuts from the glass. They were at Rico's. Miley said, "Jake, this isn't working out for us."

Jake asked sadly, "Why?"

Miley explained, "I don't want all the attention from the press when I'm not you-know-who. We can just be friends."

Jake said, "Friends is okay. I'm filming another movie in England with Lena Hollinder. She's really nice and treats me like a person. I have to go catch a plane. Bye Miley." He left.

This is a good beginning! I like how you're doing the crossover deal with HM and Superman. That rocks to me because I like both!!! Great start!!

Clark, Lois, and Jason were all in the Fortress of Solitude. Lois said, "It's darker than the last time I was here."

Clark explained, "Lex Luthor stole them. I made this place from the father crystal after my adopted dad died."

Jason saw a green crystal and picked it up; he handed it to his father. He said, "Daddy, I found one."

Clark smiled and put it in console. Jor-El's and Lara's holograms appeared. Jor-El said, "Kal-El, you don't remember me."

Clark said, "Father and Mother, this is my love, Lois and our son, Jason. Lois and Jason, this my birth parents, Jor-El and Lara."

Lois said, "Hi Jor-El and Lara."

Jason said, "Hi Grandfather and Grandmother. Why did you call daddy Kal-El?"

Jor-El explained, "You know him is Clark and Superman. Kal-El is his birth name when he was born on Krypton."

Jason asked, "Can I have a name like my daddy?"

Clark asked, "How about Jas-El?"

Jason replied, "I like it."

Jor-El said, "Jas-El and Lois, you can ask us any thing."

Lois asked, "Lara, why did you he can't be with me when he has powers?"

Lara replied, "I thought that it would interfere with his destiny. He can be someone special if he wants to. Now, I have a grandson."

Jason asked, "Are you ghosts?"

Jor-El explained, "We're holograms that your father and you can talk to us."

Lois said, "We should probably heading home since we have a plane to catch." They flew home and had some dinner. Lois and Jason fell asleep in their beds. Clark flew to the hotel to get some rest.

Lois, Clark, and Jason's plane finally landed at the L.A. Airport; they walked out and got their bags. They took a cab to the hotel where they checked in and went up to their room. Jason asked, "Is there a park any where?"

Lois replied, "Yes, there is." They walked to the park where they saw a brunette girl with an ace bandage on her left ankle sitting by herself on a park bench. She said, "Hi."

Miley said, "Hi, I'm Miley Stewart. What's your name?"

Lois replied, "I'm Lois Lane, and these are my boyfriend, Clark Kent and our son, Jason."

Clark asked, "Miley, why are you by yourself?"

Miley answered, "My best friends are here; they just went to get something to drink."

Lilly walked up with a brace on her injured wrist and Oliver limped up carrying three sodas. Lily said excited, "Hi Lois and Clark. You guys are a wonderful team."

Miley laughed and said, "These are my best friends, Lilly Trusscott and Oliver Oaken."

Lilly said, "She just broke up with her boyfriend, Jake Ryan."

Lois said kindly, "Miley, you find another guy that you love."

Clark asked, "What happened to you?" He tripped over his own feet falling onto the ground.

Miley noticed that wasn't any scrapes on his hands and said, "Car accident. Clark, are you Superman?"

Clark fibbed with rubbing his hands together like he was in pain, "No, I'm not. That fall hurt."

Miley said looking at Jason's outfit, "No one wears sweater vests anymore unless you are a geek."

Lois said, "We were going right now before our interview with Hannah Montana." They took a cab to the Century City Mall. Lois, Clark, and Jason went into Gap Kids. Lois and Clark bought Jason a hooded jean jacket, a pair of Khakis, green and white striped Polo T-shirt, two white button down shirts, a pair of sun-faded Cargo Pants, a blue long-sleeved henley, blue striped button down shirt, blue and white t-shirt, brown Hidden Zipper Airforce pants, midlength Camouflage jacket, jeans, grey and white striped button down shirt, and black graphic t-shirt. They went to a shoe store. Jason got a pair of Otter/Whisper White/Bracken Brown
sneakers and a pair of Black/White sneakers. They took a cab back to the hotel where they saw Hannah, Owen, and Lola waiting for them in the conference room.

Hannah said kindly, "You must be Ms. Lane, Jason Lane and Mr. Kent. I'm Hannah Montana."

Lois asked, "Hannah, what happened to your ankle?"

Hannah lied, "I tripped over a dog leash two days ago."

Clark thought 'She tells worse lies than me. She is Miley Stewart.' He asked, "Hannah, when and why did you start singing?"

Hannah replied, "I started sing when I was ten after a talent show right after my mom died. I love singing because it's fun. C-I mean Mr. Kent, you like Superman."

Clark laughed and lied, "I get that a lot." He said, "You like kind of like our friend, Miley Stewart. You have the same eyes as her."

Hannah laughed and lied, "A lot of people have green eyes."

Lois thought 'Miley is Hannah Montana. She tells worse lies than Clark.' She asked, "Hannah, are you Miley Stewart?"

Hannah lied, "I don't even know a Miley Stewart."

Lois asked, "What is your favorite song to sing?"

Hannah said, "My favorite song is "Best of Both Worlds' because it is fun to sing."

Lois asked, "What is your favorite type of music?"

Hannah replied, "I like pop. Lola and I have to get ready for the concert." They left.

Lois, Clark, and Jason grabbed some dinner from the restuarant and went up to their suite. Jason said, "Miley is Hannah. They both have the same accent. Don't worry, Daddy and Mommy, I didn't use x-ray vison."

Lois said, "We have make her lose the wig."

Clark said, "I tripped over the rug and my hand was in the fire. Maybe Hannah will trip on something." They took a cab to the concert.

Meanwhile backstage, Hannah said in whisper, "Clark is Superman. I need to get him to lose his glasses."

Lola said, "We can get him to trip over the rug in your dressing room."

Lois, Clark, and Jason were sitting in their seats at the concert. Hannah came on and sang, "OOh, Yeah
so what you see, is only half the story
there's another side of me
I'm a girl you know but I'm someone else too
if you only knew
It's a crazy life but I'm alright
It's everything I've ever wanted
this is a dream
It's everything I've ever needed
I want to scream
I'm a Lucky girl
whose dreams came true
but underneath it all I'm just like you
(is it always what it seems)
I'm a Lucky girl
whose dreams came true
but underneath it all I'm just like you."

The audience cheered. Hannah sung, "Oh yea
Come on

You get the limo out front
Have the styles, every shoe, every color

Yea when your famous it can be kinda fun
Its really you but no one ever discovers

In some ways you're just like all your friends
But on stage you're a star

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

The best of both worlds

You go the movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows

Yea you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out take it slow
The you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both
You know that it's the best of both worlds

Pictures and autographs
You get your face in all the magazines
The best parts that you get to be whomever you wanna be

Yea best of both
You get the best of both
Come best of both

Who would of thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds
Without the shakin' the hair
You can go anywhere

You get thhe best of both girls
Mix it all together
Oh yea
It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both worlds."

The audience responded with screams and clapping. She sang, "We haven't met
And that's okay
'Cuz you will be asking for me one day
Don't want to wait
In line
The moment is mine beleive me
Don't close your eyes
Cuz it's a chance worth takin'
And I think that I can shake it
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad
It's everything I see
Every part of me
Don't I get what I deserve
I got nerve (I got I got I got)
Electrified I'm on a vibe
Getting together we're on fire
What I said you heard
Now I got you spinning
Don't close your mind
The words I use are open
And I think that I can show you
I know what you like
I know what you think
Not afraid to stare you down until you blink
It's every thing I see
Every part of me
Gunna get I what I deserve
I got...
I got nerve."

The audience cheered loudly. She sang, "I'm just like anybody else
Can't you tell
I hold the key (the key) To both realities
The girl that I want you to know
If only I could show
Yeah!

The other side (other side)
The other side (other side)
I want you to see (Yeah!)
The other side (other side)
The other side (other side)
The other side of me

The other side (other side)
The other side (other side)
I want you to see (Aw.. yeah)
The other side (other side)
The other side (other side)
The other side of me."

The audience sreamed. Hannah sung, "I'm more than just
An average girl
I like to turn me up
And show the world

Oh yeah!

Cause something talk to talk
But this girl just wants to rock
I'm an individual
I'm not like anyone

I can be glamorous
Just like you see in all the magazines
I can be cool as ice or
as brave as I want to be

Who said, who said I can't be Superman
I say, I say that I know I can
Who said, who said I won't be president
I say, I say you ain't seen nothin' yet

Oh yeah!

Come on and make some noise
Every girl has a choice
To lead their own parade
I do it my way

Owww...!

I can be soft and sweet or
Louder than the radio
I can be sophisticated or
Totally good out of control

Who said, who said I can't be Superman
I say, I say that I know I can
Who said, who said I'm not electrified
I say, I say


There's no holdin' back
Then you're right on track
Cause you control the game
So let them know your name

There's no invitation in imagination
Imagine this

Oh...
Yeah...!

Who said, who said I can't be worldwide
I say, I say time is on my side
Who said, who said I can't be ten feet tall
I say, I say that I can have it all

Who said, who said I can't be superman
I say, I say that I know I can
Who said, who said I won't be president
I say, I say you ain't seen nothin' yet

Wowww...
Yeahhhh...!

Who said

Come on

Yeah...

That's right!"

Hannah announced after the audience stopped clapping, "I'm going to sing my new song I Miss You." She sung, "I miss you,
I miss you're smile,
And I still shed a tear
Every once in a while

And even though we're different now,
You're still here somehow,
My heart won't let you go,
And I need you to know,

I miss you,
Shalalalala,
I miss you."

Lois smiled and said, "That's a great song, Clark."

Clark smiled and said, "Yes, it is."

Hannah said, "Goodnight Beverly Hills."

Clark, Lois, and Jason walked into Hannah's dressing room. Clark bumped into Hannah causing them to fall down. Her wig and Clark's glasses were on the ground. Miley said, "Clark, you're Superman."

Clark said, "You're Hannah Montana."

Lucy Lane said, "I can't believe I'm married to someone related to Hannah Montana. I won't tell anyone."

Robbie Ray said, "Clark Kent is Superman. I won't tell anyone."

Clark said, "Okay, I am Superman. Please don't tell anyone because I'll go nuts if I was Superman all the time."

Miley said truthfully, "I'm Hannah Montana. Lilly is Lola and Oliver is Owen. Please don't tell anyone because I'll go crazy if I was Hannah Montana all the time. We won't tell anyone about your secret."

Lois said, "We won't tell anyone either."

Miley asked, "Do you get some ice cream for desert with us?"

Lois replied, "We'd love to. Clark and Miley, you need to get yourselves together." Clark put on his glasses while Miley put on her wig. They took a limo to Cold Stone. Lois got a Coffee Lovers Only sundae. Clark got a Health Nut sundae; Jason got a Chocolate Devotion sundae. Hannah just got a Banana Caramel Crunch sundae; Lola and Owen both got a Cookie Doughn't You Want Some sundae. Lois whispered, "Sometimes I wish I was famous not just a no one. Clark when he's Superman gets interviews and autographs. Miley, when you're Hannah Montana, you get interviews, autographs, and go to movie premieres. When I saved Superman's life, I got nothing. Everyone was too busy writing and doing television news reports about Superman and Hannah Montana."

Hannah said annoyed, "I can't stand Roxie anymore. She's too protective other me. Superman just does his job; he never hurts anyone unless they're bad guys."

Roxie came holding things to protect Hannah and said, "Clark and Jason are clean. Lois, I'm not sure about you. This machine will make sure you safe." She clasped the wrist brace of the machine to Lois's wrist and pressed the button; sparks of electricity shot out for a couple minutes. She took wrist brace and said, "Lois, you're clean."

Hannah yelled, "LOIS IS MY AUNT; SHE'S NOT GOING TO KILL ME! I LIKE YOU, ROXIE, BUT YOU NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL!" Roxie left than Lola and Owen left.

Clark asked, "Lois and Hannah, are you okay?"

Lois said, "Yes just tired. Hannah, you should stay at the hotel with us tonight." They took to limo to the hotel. They sat up the cot for Miley and the sofa bed for Jason. Miley borrowed a nightgown from Lois and climbed into bed.

Jason asked, "Can you read me The Tortoise and the Hare before bed?"

Lois said, "Your father will read it to you. I'm going to bed. Night, honey." She went into her room.

Clark read, "Once there was a Hare who used to laugh scornfully at a Tortoise because he plodded along so slowly. "You never can get anywhere with those short legs of yours. Look at my long legs! They're so swift no one would dare race me."


All the animals of field and forest were tired of hearing the Hare brag. At last the Tortoise said, "If we were to run a race, I'm sure I would beat you."


The animals were astonished for they knew the Tortoise was the slowest of them all, and the Hare, bursting into loud laughter, cried, "What a joke! That slowpoke thinks he can beat me! Come on, Mr. Tortoise, you shall see what my feet are made of. Why I can beat you before you are even half-started!"


"You'd better not be too sure," cautioned the Tortoise


All the big and little animals gathered to watch the race. At the signal the Hare leaped forward in a great bound and soon left the plodding Tortoise far behind him on the dusty road. Looking back, the Hare could not even see the Tortoise after a little while.


"Hum-m, I've as good as won this race already," the thought, "There's really no reason to hurry." So, as the sun was very warm, he decided to rest a bit under a shady tree. "I'll come in away ahead of that Tortoise, anyhow," he told himself.


Soon he was sound asleep. the little rest streched into a good long nap.


Meantime, the Tortoise jogged steadily along on the hot, dusty road, ever so slowly, but surely, and soon he passed the Hare who was still peacefully sleeping.


Quietly the Tortoise plodded on nearing the goal. When the Hare finally woke up with a start, he saw the Tortoise just reaching the finish line far ahead and he could hear all the animals cheering the winner.


Boastful and careless, the Hare had lost the race. Now he would never again be able to count on his speed."

Jason said, "I love that story."

Clark asked, "Do you know what the moral is?"

Jason yawned and replied, "Don't fall asleep during a race."

Clark explained, "The moral is "Perseverance wins the race" because slow and steady is the way to go. Goodnight, Jason."

Jason said tiredly, "Goodnight, Daddy." He fell asleep. Clark went his and Lois's room.

Clark said placed his hand on her forehead, "Goodnight, Lois. You feel feverish. I have to go talk to that insane bodyguard before she really hurts someone or embarrasses Miley really bad again." He changed into Superman flew over to where Roxie was chasing teenagers who weren't doing anything. He yelled, "ROXIE, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. THOSE TEENS WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING BAD. WE NEED TO TALK"

Roxie said, "Okay."

Superman explained, "Roxie, you are letting power go to your head. There is times when Hannah is fine by herself when she's eating icecream and singing. A bodyguard is a person, usually armed, responsible for the safety of one or more persons. You are hurting a lot of people. Lois has a fever from that machine. You supposed to protect Hannah from robbers and people trying to kill her not from everyone."

Roxie asked, "How about Lex Luthor?"

Superman replied, "He is a person who you can attack. You'll do me a favor too. Why don't you go find him and defeat him?"

Roxie said, "I can't defeat Luthor; he's too powerful. I'll apologize to Miley and everyone, tomorrow before the concert. I know you're Clark Kent. Your secret is safe with me. I let you handle the crazed people. It's your job. My job is to protect Hannah and her friends not the world. Thanks for reminding me, Superman." She left.

Clark flew to the hotel and climbed into bed for the night.

Yay! I just caught up with your chapters and I think they are really great! I like the whole Identity thing and how they got to be great friends and related to boot!

Lois and Jason woke up at noon and saw a note on the desk. She read it aloud, "Sorry, New Krypton falling back to Earth. I looking for Lex Luthor and Miley's evil cousin, Luanne. Love, Clark. Rehearsing for a Music video at Blowfish Recording Studio. I think my evil cousin, Luanne and Luthor are working on a scheme. Miley Stewart."

Jason said, "Let's go see Miley." They took a cab to the recording studio.

Hannah said, "Hey Lois and Jason. Jason, do you want be in a music video with me?"

Jason asked begging, "Mommy, can I pretty please with a cherry on top be in the music video?"

Lois said, "Okay. Again I'm left out."

Hannah said, "You can be in it, too. Lola and Owen, you two can be in it."

Jake walked in and said in whisper, "Hi Miley."

Hannah said, "I'm sorry that I broke up with you. Can we start over?" She coughed.

Jake whispered, "Okay, Miley. Clark Kent is also Superman. I was spying on you all when you were both tricked into revealing your secret identity. I won't tell anyone that Clark is Superman. Go shoot the music video."

Miley sang Nobody's Perfect with Jason, Lois, Owen, Lola and Jake in the background, "Everybody Makes Mistakes,
Everybody has those days,

1, 2, 3, 4!

Everybody makes mistakes,
Everybody has those days,
Everybody knows what, I'm talking about,
Everybody gets that way (That's right!)

Everybody makes mistakes,
Everybody has those days,
Everybody knows what, I'm talking about,
Everybody gets that way

[VERSE 1]
Sometimes I'm in a jam,
I gotta make a plan,
It might be crazy,
I do it anyway,

The way to know for sure,
I figure out a cure,
I'm patching up the holes,
But then it overflows,

[PRE-CHORUS]
If I'm not doin' too well,
Why be so hard on myself?

[CHORUS]
Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
Again and again,
Till I get it right,

Nobody's Perfect!
You live and you learn it!
And if I messed it up sometimes,
Nobody's Perfect,

[VERSE 2]
Sometimes I work a scheme,
But then it flips on me (Uh-huh),
Doesn't turn out how I planned,
Gets stuck in quicksand,

The problem can be solved,
Once I get involved,
I try to be delicate,
Then crash right into it,

[PRE-CHORUS]
But my intentions are good, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
Sometimes just misunderstood,

[CHORUS]
Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
Again and again,
Till I get it right (That's right!),

Nobody's Perfect!
You live and you learn it!
And if I messed it up sometimes,

Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
I know in time I'll find a way,
Nobody's Perfect,

Sometimes I fix things up,
And they fall apart again, (Nobody's Perfect)
I know I mix things up,
But I always get it right in the end,

[SPEAKING]
Next time you feel like,
It's just one of those days,
When you just can't seem to win,
When things don't turn out the way you planned,
Figure something else out,
Don't think ahead, Try again!

Everybody makes mistakes,
Everybody has those days,
Everybody knows what, I'm talking about,
Everybody gets that way,

Everybody makes mistakes,
Everybody has those days,
Everybody knows what, I'm talking about,
Everybody gets that way,

[CHORUS]
Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
Again and again,
Till I get it right,

Nobody's Perfect!
You live and you learn it!
And if I messed it up sometimes,

Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
I know in time i'll find a way,

Nobody's Perfect,
You live and you learn it,
Cause everybody makes mistakes,
Nobody's Perfect,

Nobody's Perfect,
No, No,
Nobody's Perfect!"

Jason said, "Mommy, I'm hungry."

She said, "I'm starved. I'm not in the mood signing autographs, today." They walked to the park. Miley changed into her normal day clothes. She got a hot dog and a Diet Coke and sat down with them.

Jason pointed to the sky and said, "Superman falling." They ran to where Superman/Clark laying in the mud.

Lois said, "Clark, wake up. I need you."

Clark groaned and asked, "Who am I?" He didn't remember anything other than he was craving a hot dog.

Lois whispered, "You are Clark Kent and Superman. I'm Lois Lane. This is our son, Jason. This is Miley Stewart who also has secret identity of Hannah Montana. These are her best friends, Oliver Oken and Lilly Trusscott."

Clark said, "I don't remember."

Lois suggested, "You can fly. Fly up to the sun, maybe you can remember things after. Meet us at Miley's house. I'll bring your normal clothes."

Miley handed him her address and said, "Use your x-ray vision to find it." Clark flew off. She asked, "What about the press if Superman showed up at my house?"

Lois playfully shoved Miley and said, "We'll do what you do when you-know-who." Jackson drove all of them to Miley's house after Lois got Clark's clothes and glasses.

Superman comes in the back door and Lois hands him his normal clothes. He becomes Clark. He said, "Thanks, Lois."

Miley starts to cough and said, "Oh great."

Clark asked, "Hannah, are you okay?"

Miley sneezed on Clark and said, "I'm Miley without the wig. With the wig, I'm Hannah. Like you are Clark Kent with the glasses on and Superman without them and in your costume. I think that I caught a cold."

Lois put her hand on Miley's forehead and said, "Miley, you're burning up."

Robbie and Lucy came inside. Robbie said, "Hi Miley, Jake, Clark, Lois, Jason, Oliver, Lilly, and Jackson."

Miley coughed and said, "I caught a cold."

Robbie went into the bathroom and grabbed the thermometer. He said strictly, "Miley, put it under your tongue." She did that. Robbie took it out after it beeped and he read 101.4 degrees. He said strictly, "Miley, you have 101.4 degrees fever. Get into to bed, Miley."

Miley sneezed again and said, "But daddy, I have a big concert, tonight."

Clark asked, "Who are you?"

Robbie said, "I'm Robbie Ray Stewart. This is my fiance, Lucy Lane. He is my son, Jackson. These are my daughter's best friend and boyfriend, Oliver Oaken, Lilly Truscott, and Jake Ryan. Miley, no buts, get into bed." Miley trudged up the stairs and into her room. He asked, "What happened to Clark?"

Lois explained, "He hit his head as Superman when he stopped New Krypton from falling back to Earth. He has amnesia."

Robbie said strictly, "Clark, you should take a little nap because it might help you remember stuff."

Clark was too tired to argue and followed Robbie up to the guest room. Clark plopped down on the bed and fell asleep.

Robbie went back downstairs to the living room and said, "Clark is asleep. I don't know how he be able to sleep with the racket that Miley is making."

Lois said, "Maybe I can get her to sleep. I used to sing Jason to sleep when he was baby or sick."

Robbie said, "Go ahead, Lois."

Lois went to Miley's room and sat down. She sang, "When you are a child, you have great and fantastic dreams,
where you feel so powerful that nothing seems impossible.
As an adult, you sometimes wish to call the Sandman to go back to these dreams.

Do you remember when
When the sandman came at night
To tuck you child
Read the book of the night
Took you away to the sky

I lived many stories
So many ways, so many suns
I knew some mysteries
Where I was killed or glorious

And I rode against the wind of time
I saw where heroes die but why ?

I wanted to stay in my world forever
The sandman's magical power can't work forever
The dreamland was my destiny

I lived many stories
So many sad, so many fun
I knew some mysteries
Where I was king or one of us

And I rode against the wind of time
I saw where heroes die but why ?

I wanted to stay in my world forever
The sandman's magical power can't work forever

I wanted to stay in my world forever
The sandman's magical power can't work forever
Sandman."

Miley yawned and said, "Lois, that's amazing. Maybe you can sing on stage with Lilly tonight."

Lois said, "But I am reporter for the Daily Planet, there are so many reporters there."

Miley said hoarsely, "You can have a secret alter-ago like Clark and I."

Lois said, "I'll be Kay Dakota."

Miley giggled and said, "It sounds like your copying me. You came up with Clark's alter-ego's name."

Lois said, "Kay Rhodes."

Miley coughed and led her into the Hannah Closet. Lois choose a wavy strawberry blond wig. She picked out a navy and cream ECI Zigzag Belted Jersey Dress and a pair of Natural Comfort "C69" Platform Peep-Toe Slingback shoes. She sneezed into a tissue and said, "You better get out of here before I get you sick." She climbed into bed and fell asleep.

Lois said, "She finally asleep. Lilly and I going to be signing on stage, tonight as Kay Rhodes and Lola Loftangle."

Lilly said, "Shh, Jason is asleep."

Lois whispered, "He already getting his powers, so he probably heard me sing from Miley's room."

A three hours later, Lilly and Lois got changed for the concert. Clark and Miley got up and walked downstairs. Miley said hoarsely, "Clark, Lois is going to sing as Kay Rhodes and Lilly is also going sing as Lola Loftangle. Are you nervous?"

Lilly said, "No."

Lois replied, "Yes. The last time, I was on stage was when I was 7 in talent show, and I threw up on stage."

Miley sneezed into a tissue and said, "I get nervous, too. Take a deep breath and relax."

Clark said, "I wish I could remember some more things. I know my mom's name is Martha Kent and my dad's name is Jonathan Kent."

Robbie said, "Clark, you can come. Jackson is going to be here. Jason is coming with us. Miley, you're also coming to introduce Lola." They left.

At the concert:

Hannah walked on stage and said, "Hello everyone. Are you ready to rock tonight?" The audience screamed. She said, "My throat is a tad sore tonight, so give it up for Lola Loftangle." She went backstage.

Lola rode on her skateboard up to the microphone and said, "Hello L.A.! I'm Lola Loftangle. I'm going to sing Friends." She sung, "Friends will help you
when you're down.

I've got my two best friends
who are there for me
when I'm in trouble.

Friends will help you
when you're down.

I'll help my friends
when they're in trouble.
That's what friends are for.

Friends will help you
when you're down."

The audience cheered. Lola said, "Now, I'm going to introduce a new singer, Kay Rhodes.

Kay walked up to the microphone holding a newspaper and said, "Hello, everyone. I'm going to sing The Best of the News World." The audience cheered. She sung, "Oh yeah
Come on

You get the taxi out front
recorders, articles in every section of the paper.

Yeah, when you're a reporter it can be kinda fun
Yes, it's you and everybody discovers.

In some ways, you're just like all your friends
but in the news you're a star.

You get the best of the news world.
Chill out, take it slow.
Then you rock out the news.

You get the best of the news world.
Mix it all together and you know it's the best of the news world.

You get the best of the newspaper world.

You go to interviews. (is that Superman?)
You hear your interviews on the radio.
Living two lifes is weird.
Work is cool because everyone knows.

Yeah you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you write articles.

You get the best of the news world.
Chill out, take it slow.
Then you rock out the news.

Pictures of Superman and autographs from celebrities.
You get your articles in the newspaper.
The best parts that you get to be who ever you wanna be.

Yeah best of both
You get the best of both
Come on best of both

Who would of thought that a girl like me
Would double as an ace reporter.

You get the best of the news world.
Chill out, take it slow.
Then you rock out the news.

You get the best of the news world.
Mix it all together and you know it's the best of the news world.

When you got your recorder, pencil, and paper with you,
you can go anywhere.

You get the best of the both news world.
Mix it all together
Oh yeah
It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of the news world."

Silence greeted Kay's bizarre version of the Best of Both World. A moment later, the audience erupted in cheers and applauses. Kay said, "Goodnight, L.A!"

Miley as Hannah said after sneezing, "I hope you enjoyed Lola singing Friends and Kay singing Best of the News World." They took the limo home and changed. Lilly and Oliver went their own houses. Miley went to her room while Clark went to the guest room. Lois and Robbie brought a bowl of chicken noodle soup to them.

Robbie asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

Jason said, "Pepperoni, Sausage, and Cheese Pizza, please."

Jackson said, "I'll already ate." He went upstairs to his room.

Robbie putting the frozen sausage and pepperoni pizza in the oven for 19 minutes. He took it and let it sit for a couple minutes. He put two slices of pizza on all their plates. Robbie took a bite of his pizza and asked, "Lois, did you have fun singing?"

Lois smiled and said, "Yes, it was pretty fun."

Miley said, "You should of sung the song that you sung to me earlier."

Lois smiled and said, "I was nice being not being left out."

Jason finished his pizza and asked, "Can I play your piano, please, Mr. Stewart?"

Robbie said, "Sure. You can call me Robbie."

Jason sat down on the piano bench and played Heart and Soul, perfectly. He said, "I got it right."

Robbie said amazed, "You did it beautiful, Jason. Do you sing sometimes?"

Jason said, "Last month, I won a talent show at school for singing. I'm going to bed. Night, Robbie." He went into Jackson's room and fell asleep in the sleeping bag.

The next morning at 11 o'clock, Lois heard Miley crying and her son playing the piano. She went into Miley's room and sat down on her bed. She asked, "Miley, are you okay?"

Miley coughed and said, "First, I got this awful cold. This morning, Jake broke up with me."

Lois explained, "Maybe Jake wasn't the right guy for you so he broke up with you. Richard broke up with me because I was in love with Superman who I know is Clark. I love Clark. I think Oliver Oken loves you because he looks at you with those puppy dogs eyes that Clark used to do to me."

Miley smiled and said, "I think I like Oliver. He did save me from having my evil cousin, Luann revealing my secret." She sneezed.

Lois said, "Take a warm shower and it might help you feel better." Miley headed into the bathroom while Lois went downstairs.

Jason started to play on the piano and sang, "Never Give Up! You made a mistake."

Lois lied, "It was good, honey."

Miley came downstairs dressed in sweatpants and a sweatshirt. She said, "That was pretty bad."

Jason said, "I was bored of playing Heart and Soul, so I tried writing. It turned out bad."

Miley coughed and said, "Don't worry about writing the words to the song. Just sing what comes into your mind."

Jason sang, "Having fun being a kid,
Playing games,
winning races.

I'm just a kid,
having fun.
I'm just a kid
having fun.

Having fun being a kid,
playing the piano,
singing.

I'm just a kid,
having fun.
I'm just a kid
having fun.

Having fun being a kid,
hanging with friends,
goofing off.

I'm just a kid,
having fun.
I'm just a kid
having fun."

Lois smiled and said, "Jason, that was great."

Robbie said, "Jason, that was great. You should go on stage after Hannah is done singing a week from now under Simon Starr. We'll get you something to wear for the concert, right now."

Jason said, "Robbie and Mommy, you have terrible taste in clothes. Can Miley and her friends take me shopping, tomorrow?

Lois said, "Okay."

Lilly came in and said, "Hey Miley, Jason, Lois, Mr. Stewart, and Lucy. Miley, are you feeling better?"

Miley coughed and said, "Yes, a little. I can't go out until I don't have a fever."

Lilly asked, "Jason, do you want to go to the skate park with me?"

Jason replied, "Sure, but I don't have a skateboard."

Jackson came down with his old skateboard, helmet, kneepads and shoulder pads. He said, "You can use my old one."

After lunch, Lilly and Jason took the bus to the skate park. Lilly showed Jason how to do simple tricks. They went to Rico's and got a hamburger and a chocolate ice cream cone. Lilly went home while Jason went to bed.

Oh, awesome, you brought in Lois again! Yay! Great update!

The next morning, Miley ran downstairs and saw Jason watching Blue's Clues. She said happily, "Good morning, Jason. Are you hungry?"

Jason replied, "I could eat a horse."

Miley laughed and said, "We're fresh out of horse. Would pancakes, eggs, and toast do?"

Jason said, "Okay." They went into the kitchen.

Miley said, "Oh sweat nibblets, the toaster is broken."

A half-hour later, Lois and Robbie came into the kitchen and saw a huge mess . Robbie asked, "What where you two doing?"

Miley said, "I was making pancakes and eggs."

Jason said, "I made the toast."

Robbie said strictly, "Miley and Jason, you going to clean up this mess and then change into something clean."

Jason said, "But Mommy."

Lois said strictly, "He's right, but do it the old fashioned way."

Jason said, "Okay." They all worked together to clean up the mess. Jason and Miley put on something clean.

Robbie said, "Miley, next time wait for me to make breakfast."

Miley said, "Okay."

Lois explained, "Jason, no heat vision inside the house. You can set the house on fire."

Jason said, "Okay."

Miley said, "I have school, today. After school, we can see a movie with Oliver, and Lilly, Jason." She left.

Jason said, "I'm sick of watching Nick Jr."

Robbie said, "I have DVD of Lilo and Stitch if you want to watch it."

I just saw your update here! I'm sorry I didn't reply sooner! This was another cute update! I love how they all ate breakfast together and the entire dialogue was awesome! Great job!