And Now For My Final Thoughts (CC,AU,Teen 4/15
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:59 am
TITLE- And Now For My Final Thoughts
AUTHOR- Killjoy
RATING- Teen
DISCLAIMER- I own nothing of Roswell or the Jerry Springer Show.To be honest I don't think I'd want to own anything from The Jerry Springer Show
SUMMARY- Look mom I'm on tv.The gang from Roswell finds themselves on a highly watched tv show.
A/N-For those of you who don't know I suffer from insomia.When you don't sleep for a few...well days your mind plays weird tricks on you.For me it was sitting on the sofa one night flipping channels and coming across the Springer Show.Seeing the ep....something to do with a guy knocking up his stepsister I think.....I got to thinking how season two would have made one hell of a show on Springer.So I fired up the computer and this is what came out.I don't know if you'll love it or hate it.If you love it please tell me.And if you hate it please don't slam me to hard
CHAPTER ONE
"JERRY,JERRY,JERRY.........!"
Standing just out of view from the audience Jerry stood and listened as the crowd shouted his name over and over. The chanting crowds enthusiasm began to spread through Jerry and at that second he felt just like a prize fighter right before he explodes out of the tunnel to the cheering crowd.
"JERRY,JERRY,JERRY......!"
Choosing that moment to step out from behind the wall, with microphone in hand Jerry smiled as the crowd went practically ape shit upon sight of him. After finally getting everyone calmed down and seated Jerry turned to the camera that was stationed close by the stage.
"Our guests are here today because they can't seem to keep their small close knit circle of friends from turning into a colossal orgy of alien and human sex and depravity. Today our show is titled 'I'm Carrying Your Alien Love Child'."
Turning from the camera Jerry smiled at the very young but also very pregnant girl who was sitting up on the stage "Hello my dear. Could you please tell us your name."
"Well my real name on my home planet is Ava Hroceteyearlsoeyst,but here on Earth everyone just calls me Tess." the young girl smiled feeling a little nervous about being in front of all of these people and not to mention being on tv.
"Ok Tess." Jerry smiled back trying to make the girl feel a lttle more comfortable"Tell us why you're here? What's going on with your life?"
"Well Jerry you see I've been in love with this guy long before I ever met him...." Tess started.
"What a second." Jerry held up his hand interrupting Tess "How could you be in love with a guy before you met him?"
"Well you can kind of say I was just preprogrammed to love Max." Tess replied before getting a dreamy far off look to her eyes "He even kissed me once while we were at our Junior Prom."
AUDIENCE:Ahhhhhhhh!
"Than what happened?" Jerry asked with what clearly had to be the most fake concerned look ever to appear on a persons face.
"Well for a time there I thought every thing was going ok with me and Max," Tess sniffled as she reached in her purse and dug out a handkerchief and started wiping her eyes "Like I said he kissed me at prom and for a short time he acted like he loved me. I even gave him my virginity."
"Uh-huh" Jerry nodded "And so I take it after you had sex with him this young man, Max and the way he treated you changed?"
"That's right Jerry." Tess nodded back, dotting her eyes with the handkerchief again "Soon after I slept with him, Max started breaking dates and ignoring me. He avoided me at school and never returned any of my calls. It wasn't long after that, that I found out that when he was breaking dates with me he was going out with one of his old girlfriends."
AUDIENCE(mostly the ladies) : Booooooo.
"And does this other woman have a name?" asked Jerry.
"Yeah her name is Liz Parker.Roswell's Little Ms. Perfect." Tess seethed out through angrily clenched teeth but soon lost her anger as alien hormones kicked in and the tears started flowing once again."But that's not the worst part,Jerry." Tess sobbed out "When I found out I was pregnant I wanted to take him to my old home town and introduce him to my family."
AUDIENCE: Ahhhhhh!
"And how did Max replied to that?" asked Jerry.
"At first he was all for it. But than he talked to Liz and suddenly he was all mad at me about something." wailed Tess "He started yelling about how he had never really liked me or my family. And how he was one hundred percent sure as hell that the baby wasn't his."
"Boy this young man does sound pretty harsh." Jerry said sympathatlicly before turning to the back of the stage "But you know what Tess? We contacted Max and told him you would be here And because he wanted to tell his side of this story he's here now." Watching Tess gasp in surprise Jerry smiled as he turned to the back right of the stage and yelled out "Come on out Max!"
TBC?
Ok guys what do you think? Was it bad and needs to be trashed or should I do a new chapter where Max comes out and tells his side to the story?
AUTHOR- Killjoy
RATING- Teen
DISCLAIMER- I own nothing of Roswell or the Jerry Springer Show.To be honest I don't think I'd want to own anything from The Jerry Springer Show
SUMMARY- Look mom I'm on tv.The gang from Roswell finds themselves on a highly watched tv show.
A/N-For those of you who don't know I suffer from insomia.When you don't sleep for a few...well days your mind plays weird tricks on you.For me it was sitting on the sofa one night flipping channels and coming across the Springer Show.Seeing the ep....something to do with a guy knocking up his stepsister I think.....I got to thinking how season two would have made one hell of a show on Springer.So I fired up the computer and this is what came out.I don't know if you'll love it or hate it.If you love it please tell me.And if you hate it please don't slam me to hard
CHAPTER ONE
"JERRY,JERRY,JERRY.........!"
Standing just out of view from the audience Jerry stood and listened as the crowd shouted his name over and over. The chanting crowds enthusiasm began to spread through Jerry and at that second he felt just like a prize fighter right before he explodes out of the tunnel to the cheering crowd.
"JERRY,JERRY,JERRY......!"
Choosing that moment to step out from behind the wall, with microphone in hand Jerry smiled as the crowd went practically ape shit upon sight of him. After finally getting everyone calmed down and seated Jerry turned to the camera that was stationed close by the stage.
"Our guests are here today because they can't seem to keep their small close knit circle of friends from turning into a colossal orgy of alien and human sex and depravity. Today our show is titled 'I'm Carrying Your Alien Love Child'."
Turning from the camera Jerry smiled at the very young but also very pregnant girl who was sitting up on the stage "Hello my dear. Could you please tell us your name."
"Well my real name on my home planet is Ava Hroceteyearlsoeyst,but here on Earth everyone just calls me Tess." the young girl smiled feeling a little nervous about being in front of all of these people and not to mention being on tv.
"Ok Tess." Jerry smiled back trying to make the girl feel a lttle more comfortable"Tell us why you're here? What's going on with your life?"
"Well Jerry you see I've been in love with this guy long before I ever met him...." Tess started.
"What a second." Jerry held up his hand interrupting Tess "How could you be in love with a guy before you met him?"
"Well you can kind of say I was just preprogrammed to love Max." Tess replied before getting a dreamy far off look to her eyes "He even kissed me once while we were at our Junior Prom."
AUDIENCE:Ahhhhhhhh!
"Than what happened?" Jerry asked with what clearly had to be the most fake concerned look ever to appear on a persons face.
"Well for a time there I thought every thing was going ok with me and Max," Tess sniffled as she reached in her purse and dug out a handkerchief and started wiping her eyes "Like I said he kissed me at prom and for a short time he acted like he loved me. I even gave him my virginity."
"Uh-huh" Jerry nodded "And so I take it after you had sex with him this young man, Max and the way he treated you changed?"
"That's right Jerry." Tess nodded back, dotting her eyes with the handkerchief again "Soon after I slept with him, Max started breaking dates and ignoring me. He avoided me at school and never returned any of my calls. It wasn't long after that, that I found out that when he was breaking dates with me he was going out with one of his old girlfriends."
AUDIENCE(mostly the ladies) : Booooooo.
"And does this other woman have a name?" asked Jerry.
"Yeah her name is Liz Parker.Roswell's Little Ms. Perfect." Tess seethed out through angrily clenched teeth but soon lost her anger as alien hormones kicked in and the tears started flowing once again."But that's not the worst part,Jerry." Tess sobbed out "When I found out I was pregnant I wanted to take him to my old home town and introduce him to my family."
AUDIENCE: Ahhhhhh!
"And how did Max replied to that?" asked Jerry.
"At first he was all for it. But than he talked to Liz and suddenly he was all mad at me about something." wailed Tess "He started yelling about how he had never really liked me or my family. And how he was one hundred percent sure as hell that the baby wasn't his."
"Boy this young man does sound pretty harsh." Jerry said sympathatlicly before turning to the back of the stage "But you know what Tess? We contacted Max and told him you would be here And because he wanted to tell his side of this story he's here now." Watching Tess gasp in surprise Jerry smiled as he turned to the back right of the stage and yelled out "Come on out Max!"
TBC?
Ok guys what do you think? Was it bad and needs to be trashed or should I do a new chapter where Max comes out and tells his side to the story?
