Welcome To My World (AU,M/L,Adult) Completed 1/26/06

[Itzstacie]

AUTHOR: Itzstacie
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own anything. If I did things would have never turned out like they did.
E-MAIL: Stacie32@cox.net
RATING: M/L –ADULT
SUMMERY: AU = -another Max/Liz best friends thingy, will switch between Max and Liz's POV.

Big thanks to ELLA who made my banner



Part 1- Liz's POV

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Hey you out there, don’t try and hide I know your there watching and waiting.

You’re intrigued, you’re curious, its okay to admit it, there are others out there just like you. You want to know what’s so special about a small town girl.

What makes her so important that everyone wants to know about her?

When you figure it out please let me know because I still don’t have a clue.

I guess I can start with the basics my name Elizabeth Parker, my friends call me Liz. You can’t call me that yet because I don’t know you, maybe later on...I’ll let you know.

Like I said before I’m a small town girl, born and raised in Roswell, New Mexico. Yes I know alien capital of the world, do they exist, maybe... maybe not, I’ll tell you one day.

Back to me I am sixteen, a junior at West Roswell High. I live with my father and mother, I know hard to believe in today’s societies.

I live in a little three bedroom apartment above a restaurant called the Crash Down, my parents own it. I work there along with one of my best friends Maria, but I will tell you about her in a little bit.

Anyways back to the restaurant, it’s decorated with alien theme, with cheesy menu items like Blood of Alien Smoothie. We have to wear these little uniforms with alien head aprons and little silver antennas to top it off.

Don’t ask me what drugs my father was taking when he made this stuff up, honestly I think he did acid when he was younger and he was having a flashback.

Now for my looks, I don’t consider myself ugly, but I don’t consider myself a total knock out either, I think sometimes if I cover myself in chocolate I can get lost and no one would find me. I have long brown hair, brown eyes (hence hiding myself in chocolate) I mean no one would even notice.

I have several friends, I wouldn’t say we are popular but we aren’t outcasts either, we just pretty much stick to ourselves. Want to meet them? I’ll give you the run down.

First there’s Maria, with her short blonde hair and her big green eyes, she manages to turn a few heads every now and then. The thing I love and hate about her, point blank her mouth, she can talk a mile a minute without stopping to take a breath.

But she’s kind, loyal and caring she’s the best friend anyone would want to have. Don’t get me wrong she’s not perfect; let’s just say you want to be across state lines if she gets riled up. Between you and me it happens a lot.

There’s Michael, he’s Maria on again off again boyfriend, and presently they are on right now. I give them a week before their off again. Michael is quiet, not a shy quiet but he just doesn’t like to talk much. (Expect when he’s fighting with Maria) It’s kind of ironic that he and she are together I mean one is almost mute while the other could make you buy stock in ear plugs to tune her out.

Let’s see moving on there’s Kyle, now Kyle is your typical jock when it comes to playing, if you ever saw him without his letter jacket you would never know he was the captain of the basketball team. He doesn’t hang out with the jocks.

Other than when he’s playing he stays clear of them, oh yea and his dad is the town sheriff. But he’s a cool sheriff he lets Kyle have parties all the time. Now I know what your thinking must not be a good sheriff if he allows underage kids to drink and party at his house.

His philosophy is I would rather the kids be at my house, where I know they are safe then to have them out rating the streets all hours of the night. Hey who am I to argue with him.

I don’t want you to think we are a bunch of alcoholic teenagers, sure we like to have fun but we are responsible...nobody lets anyone get behind the wheel if they have been drinking.

Most of the time cars stayed park in front of Kyle’s house until the next morning when the kids come to collect them, if they don’t crash at Kyle’s house instead.


Okay next there’s Alex, dear sweet Alex. Okay so he’s not a total babe but his brain and heart makes up what his looks lack. He is a computer genius, mark my words one day he is going to be a millionaire. Now I will tell you something, but you have to promise me you won’t tell him I told you, he hates when I tell this story.

One day in our freshman year, I was sitting out on the bleachers with Maria, Max and Isabel, we were watching Alex play dodge ball, and by the way he’s really good at that. Anyways I was watching him run around and I couldn’t help it.

Now to give you an idea of what he looks like, he can pass for Tom Hanks son, I mean dead ringer. So anyways he’s running across the court and he reminded me of that movie Forrest Gump so me and my big mouth stood up and yelled ‘run Forrest run’ he stopped dead in tracks and then it happened wham the ball hit him square in the nose.

The ball broke his nose, I know I was wrong and I told him I was sorry over and over again. I swear I really was, don’t look at me like that. He didn’t speak to me for a week, sometimes my mouth just opens and I stick my foot in it without even thinking. I winded up doing his biology homework for a week, I really didn’t mind I love biology.

Another thing about Alex he is head over heels in love with Isabel, but she won’t give him the time of day, personally I think she’s just playing hard to get, she’s going to cave one of these days.

Now Isabel twin sister of Max (well get to him later, he might take a while) anyways back to Isabel she is the girl all guys want and all the girls hate because all the guys want her. Did I confuse you there? I hope not.

She has long blonde hair in a nutshell, is a total knockout and she knows it. She comes off hard and cold but those of that know her. Know she is very caring and she has a heart of gold underneath that cold exterior she gives off.

Then there’s Tess, plain and simple I hate her she wants the one thing I want, that’s all I’m going to say.

And Last there is Max, my Max (well I can dream) we have been best friends since we were six; we are like the Joey and Dawson of Dawson’s Creek. We spend the nights by each others house, tell each other everything. Well not everything there is one thing I haven’t told him. Not sure if I should tell you either you might go blab it to him. You would too wouldn't you, just like Maria a big blabber mouth.

He is just perfect, with this dark brown hair and his eyes, his eyes will suck you in every time. They are an amber color and I swear he has specks of gold in them. All the teachers love him, all the parents love him, that boy can just do no wrong. I swear you should see some of the stuff he gets away with.

Now he is the shy one, well with the exception of me he tends to stick to the shadows most places. I think he’s scared someone will find out his secret, Psst I’ll tell what it is later. He is the greatest thing that ever came into my life, the problem I am in love with him, but he doesn’t see it.

I do a great job of hiding it, well not that good seeing that every one of our friends can see it plain as day but not him, he still only looks at me as plain little Liz Parker, his best friend.

You wonder why I haven’t told him, I’ll tell you several reasons for a matter of fact.

One I don’t want to lose our friendship, if I told him how I felt this is how it would play out, me being the fool.

Fool tells object of affection how she feels, fool already knows he doesn’t feel the same way.

Fool puts strain on friendship resulting in awkward moments which would only lead to avoidance, final result no boyfriend, no best friend. Fool is alone for the rest of her life kicking herself in the butt.

Reason two I think he likes someone else, want to know who it is? I’ll give you clue I hate her, does that answer your question?

Well there you have it basically the short version of my life, now I know you are wondering will girl have a happy ending, will the girl get the guy in the end.

All I can say is sit back, relax, buckle up and enjoy the ride. Welcome to my life.

Part 2 Max’s POV

Are you sitting down, are you comfortable?

Good because I have a feeling you’re going to be fidgeting in your seat, by the time I’m done giving you a peek inside my life.

My life is a complicated one, not only do I deal with the every day complications of being a teenage boy, but also I carry a secret.

One that could mean life or death for my friends and I.

I know your wondering what could be so serious that would make this boys life so guarded.

Well I’ll tell you I am an alien.

Yes you heard right and no I am do not have green skin and bug eyes underneath my skin, I am actually a hybrid half alien half human in case you didn’t know, along with my sister Isabel and two of our friends Michael and Tess.

We come from a planet called Antar, where I was King, Isabel a princess, Michael my second in command and Tess being my bride.

We were killed because some guy up there didn’t like us, so basically the short story of it is they cloned us and sent us down here.

There are only a few humans that know about us, I can tell you about them in a minute.

Back to me, I am sixteen; full name Maxwell Phillip Evans, but most people call me Max.

I hate Maxwell, so please don’t call me that, if you do I might mistake you for my mother who only calls me that when she’s mad at me or if you do it anyways I may have to magically glue your ass to your chair.

Other than that I am just your run of the mile teenage boy, you know hanging out with friends, listening to music, discovering that no matter what you try, you stay horny from the time you wake up till the time you go bed.

The others like me starting with Michael

He’s my best friend, if I’m not with Liz; I’m usually with Michael. He’s got a knack for jumping in feet first and I am usually the one left bailing him out.

His girlfriend Maria is one of Liz’s best friends, When he first started seeing her I didn’t understand why he became so quiet, I mean he used to talk all the time.

Then I discovered why, Maria doesn’t let him get a word in edge wise, sometimes her mouth reminds me of the energizer bunny you know keeps going and going.

Isabel my sister, we are pretty close, we have only gotten into one or two fights which is amazingly unbelievable considering she is a bitch. Yes you heard me, my sister is the Queen Bitch, and she can give you a look that would make you scurry away like a hurt dog.

Then there’s Tess, she was supposedly my wife in our last life, when we first found out we both looked at each and just busted out laughing…as if.

After talking we both learned that we are both in love with different people, but to scared to tell them, for one the fear of being rejected the other we don’t know what would happen.

I mean we know Michael is with Maria and they kiss, but we don’t know if they have gone beyond, what if we give them alien herpes or something.

So instead of telling the objects of our affection the truth, we came up with this plan. I know it may sound stupid but watch one day its going to work.

Its already working it’s charms on Kyle, I can see the jealously rippling off of him whenever Tess and I pretend to like each other. I have to give props to Tess because she is a much better actor than I am, hell sometimes I even believe her.

But I have to admit its fun to ruffle Kyle’s feathers, we have always had this little rival going since I kicked his butt in basketball back in ninth grade, so we are always trying to get one up on each other and right now I am a couple of steps ahead of him by pretending to like her and working up the courage to ask her out.

But at the same time I am also hoping that one day it will make a certain Liz Parker jealous and she’ll realize that she is madly in love with me.

I know your probably wondering by now who is Liz Parker, I have mentioned her a couple of times but I haven’t told you about her.

Well she is my best friend, my goddess, my object of obsession, my Venus (you might want to tell me to stop because I can keep going)

We have been best friends for as long as I can remember, our parents are friends that is how we met, since then we have been joined at the hip, spending the nights by each others house every Wednesday and Friday night.

If I didn’t exist for anything else, I would exist just to be able to do that.

I cherish those moments with her, and even thou they are becoming harder with my raging hormones always ending in a rigid state and I wind up sleeping in a corkscrew position the whole night, for two nights a week I gladly sacrifice myself.

Just thinking about it I am getting myself in a very embarrassing situation in front of you, so let’s just get this show on the road.

Okay um could you just please turn your head for minute while I give myself a quick talking to, he’s still hung up on thinking about Liz.

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Uh…sorry guys I’m just gonna have to get back to you, he is just standing tall and demanding my attention.

[Itzstacie]

Part 3 Liz

Let me give you a run down of my life

Monday - school, work

Tuesday – school, work

Wednesday –school, Max sleeps at my house

Thursday –school, work

Friday –school, I sleep at Max’s house

Saturday –work, party or Maria’s

Sunday – preparing for the repeat

See told you nothing special here, but since you asked I’ll keep letting you see a glimpse of my wonderful life.

Maybe by the end of our journey, you can tell me why my life is so wonderful that is…If you don’t get tired of me first.

I’ll you tell I’m a complex person I’ll make you cry, make you laugh, make you scream obscenities, and I’m pretty sure most of the time you’ll think I’m crazy, don’t worry it happens a lot when I meet new people I’m used to it.

My judgment is pretty good and I can tell you’re a good person; we are going to get along just fine.


Here we are in my room watching Dawson’s Creek, I know I told you I describe Max and I as Joey and Dawson, but I didn’t tell you I make him watch it every Wednesday with me, I know its cruel but hey maybe one of these days he’ll actually get the clue.

“Pacey is so right’.

He looks at me and rolls his eyes ‘how so’.

‘Because one day another guy will notice Joey and she will move on with her life and this guy will be so wonderful that she will forget she was ever in love with Dawson. Pacey is right it will be to late for Dawson and he’ll wind up alone for the rest of his life wondering what ifs’.

He sits up on my bed ‘Please Joey is the one who needs to open her mouth and say something, what does she expect him to be a mind reader’.

YES I scream on the inside but what comes out ‘No Dawson is just needs to stop being a sexless man whore, He jumps from woman to woman while all the while keeping in the back of his mind that he can play yo-yo with Joey.

‘Yo-yo?’

‘Exactly! He can take her out and play with her, then when he tires winds her back up and puts her away’.

‘You think your so smart don’t you’ he says and has the nerve to hit me with a pillow.

I look up at him in disbelief ‘ouch that really hurt prick’.

He looks at me with his mouth open, God I could just easily sit up and stick my tongue in there, okay get a grip we are pretending to be hurt here.

I rub my head acting like it hurts, he gets real serious and comes closer ‘I’m sorry Liz, I didn’t mean to hit you that hard, are you okay, let me see’.

Waiting till he gets closer, he’s leaning over me rubbing my head; I sneak my hand back and hit him back with the pillow right in the face.

He looks at me shocked, ‘you are so going to get it’ and he pounces on me, he’s sitting on top of me tickling my sides.

‘Stop, Max, Stop’ I am really ticklish, I hate being tickled and he knows it, I am ticklish everywhere.

‘No you know what you have to say’ he says as he continues to tickle me.

“Maxxxxx’ I scream, oh god I sounded like Tess for a minute, sorry about that I’ll try and work on it.

Trying to control my voice ‘Come on Max, stop your gonna make me pee on myself’.

One time when we were eight, he did this and I actually did pee on myself, it was so horrible I refused to set foot out of my room for an entire weekend.

I can’t help it, I’m small and I have a weak bladder.

‘Say it’ he says grabbing my ribs again.

‘No’ I’m laughing so hard I can feel the tears swelling up in my eyes.

‘Say it’ he’s not letting up.

‘Fine, FINE I worship the ground you walk on, you are the man’ okay so maybe I really do, but he doesn’t know that.

He stops and climbs off grinning ‘I knew you would see it my way’.

I stand up and make my way to the bathroom since I really have to pee now ‘you are so mean, do you torture everyone this way’.

He smiles and crosses his arms over his chest ‘no only you’.

I stare at him for a minute then run into the bathroom, I lean back against the door and smile. Maybe I am thinking way too much into it but haven’t they always said if a boy picks on you he must like you.

I shake my head I must be going crazy, I think its time to tell my mother to take me to the loony bin because I’m losing it.

After giving myself a good talking to, which was a losing battle by the way I come out to see him already under the covers.

As I sit down at my vanity to brush my hair, I can’t help but ask ‘do you think we are too old to still be doing this’?

He turns his head so he can see me thru my mirror ‘doing what’?

Turning to face him ‘this’ I point to him and back to me ‘sleeping over’.

I can see him shaking his head ‘Come on Liz, your not gonna go all Joey Potter on me are you’

I can’t believe he just said that ‘huh’ is all I can say; I’m actually surprised he remembered that scene.

He scoots up so he’s sitting ‘you know the whole you have breast, and I have a penis speech. It doesn’t change anything.

I break out laughing, I can’t help it I never in my life heard Max Evans use the word penis.

He looks at me like I just grew another head ‘What’s so funny’

‘You said Penis’

‘SO’

‘Say it again’

‘What No’

‘Oh come on, it’s the first time I ever heard you say it’

‘Liz, NO’

‘Why’

‘Because’ and the squirming begins.

‘You’re embarrassed to talk about sex with me aren’t you?’

‘No’

‘Yes you are your squirming’

‘Just drop it please’

I turn back and continue to brush my hair ‘Do you talk to Michael about sex’

‘Lizz’

“Maxxx’

‘Your not going to drop this are you’

‘Never’

I’m smiling; I’m having a blast watching him squirm around like this.

‘Fine, Yes’

‘Why’

‘Because he’s a guy’

I turn and look at him ‘so your saying in order for you and me to talk about sex, I have to grow a third leg’

‘Basically’

‘Your demented you know that, I’m your best friend’

‘That’s has nothing to do with it’

‘It can’t be that bad, come I’ll tell you if you tell me’

‘Come on Liz, stop’

I can’t I’m sorry I’m having too much fun at this point, and this is payback for tickling me.

‘So how many times a day’?

He looks at me crazy ‘a day what’

‘You know’ and I raise my eyebrow.

His eyes get really big ‘that’s none of your businesses

‘Come on tell me, I’ll tell you if I masturbate.’

He whips his head so fast I think he gave his self whiplash ‘Do you’?

AH Make him eat his words, I shrug my shoulders ‘can’t tell you, you have one to manly body parts sorry’.

‘You’re sick you know that’

‘I keep telling you they need to lock me up, but no one will listen’

“Come on, lest just go to sleep’

‘Fine but seriously we can’t keep doing this, we are too old’

He just looks at me as I climb in on my side ‘besides I’m pretty sure Mrs. Silicon isn’t to pleased with this whole scenario’

‘She’s fine with it, and she has a name you know’

‘Yea, So’?

‘Use it’

‘like mine better’

‘why do I even bother?’

‘Good question’

He sighs again, score two for Liz Parker

‘She knows we are best friends and how we were. She’s knows I would never touch you like that’.

Whoa hold up did he-is he implying something here ‘oh so you think I’m untouchable’ I sit up and look at him.

“That’s not what I meant, I-‘he stops ‘can we just go to sleep, we have school tomorrow’

‘Fine, Whatever’ he’s pissed me off now, that avoidance thing I told you about pops in my head. Maybe its time for me to start avoiding.

I know what your thinking, she’s nuts she will change her mind in the morning.

Okay so you’re right, one of these days I will surprise you, mark my words.

I turn and flip off the light laying down facing away from him.

‘Liz’?

‘Yeah’?

Waiting, waiting, come on buddy trying to get to sleep here, turn and look at him.

‘Goodnight’

roll my eyes flip back over

‘Goodnight Max’

Part 4 Max’s Pov


As usual like I am every Wednesday sleeping over at Liz’s house, she makes me watch Dawson’s Creek with her every single week.

I tell you I am a glutton for punishment

I do have to laugh somewhat, watching this show reminds me to much of Liz and I, the being best friends, the sleepovers, only thing difference is instead of girl being in love with the guy, in this case the guy is in love with the girl.

Now I know what all of you are thinking, why don’t I just tell her.

I don’t know how, and what if she doesn’t feel the same way, I don’t want to jeopardize our friendship.

So I just keep quiet, and savor the time that I spend with her. I see her almost every day, at school, when she’s at work, but Wednesday and Fridays I cherish because I can actually go to sleep and have her wake up besides me.

“Pacey is so right’ she says.

Here we go another one of her crusades that Dawson is the beast of all men and doesn’t deserve to live speech, I can’t help but roll my eyes ‘how so’.

‘Because one day another guy will notice Joey and she will move on with her life and this guy will be so wonderful that she will forget she was ever in love with Dawson. Pacey is right it will be to late for Dawson and he’ll wind up alone for the rest of his life wondering what ifs’ she says sitting up.

Sitting up besides her ‘‘Please Joey is the one who needs to open her mouth and say something, what does she expect him to be a mind reader’.

I wish I was one I would love to see what goes on inside her brain, and more importantly find out what she thinks of me.

’No Dawson is just needs to stop being a sexless man whore, He jumps from woman to woman while all the while keeping in the back of his mind that he can play yo-yo with Joey. she says.

‘Yo-yo?’ What the hell is she talking about; her mind amazes me and scares me half the time.

‘Exactly! He can take her out and play with her, then when he tires winds her back up and puts her away’ she’s waving her hands about, she is really cute when she gets like this I cant help but smile.

I grab the nearest pillow ‘You think your so smart don’t you’ and I hit it with her.

Oh crap I think I really hurt her, she’s got this look on her face ‘ouch that really hurt prick’.

She just called me a prick; I can’t believe she said that.

Shit she’s rubbing her hair, maybe I really did hurt her, I move closer so I can check, I’m sorry Liz, I didn’t mean to hit you that hard, are you okay, let me see’ her hair is so soft running my fingers thru it and checking her head, I love the way her hair feels.

As I am checking I feel something smack me on the side of the head, she just hit me with the pillow, how the hell did I fall for that one?

But then I again I always seem to fall when I am around her, she could tell me to jump off a bridge and I would do it.

Then there’s the thing called payback, it can be a great reward if you play your cards right and with Liz I know just what to do.

‘You are so going to get it’ and I attack, I jump on her sitting on top of her with my knees on either side of her and start tickling her.

She’s squealing now, ‘Stop Max’ Stop’ I love the way she says my name.

I am not letting up till she says what I want, ‘No you know what you have to say’ she’ll cave watch.

“Maxxxxx’ she screams, she actually resorts to whining I would love to hear her scream my name, but not the way she’s doing it now, it would more of an Ohhh Maxxx.

I don’t let up, I think my finger just grazed her breast, I remember when I first noticed them. I think I made her self-conscience because all I could do was stare; I no longer looked at her eyes when she was talking, but straight dead ahead at her chest.

Sorry I couldn’t help it, really I mean I couldn’t. It was like one day there was nothing then the next whoa where did those come from. They aren’t big like my sisters but they are just perfect for me.

No I am not some perverted sick nut okay talking about my sister’s breasts, I live in the house with her, and she does on occasion leave her laundry lying around.

‘Come on Max, stop your gonna make me pee on myself’ she’s getting desperate now, I can tell I am weakening her, I actually made her do it once before.

I’m not giving in ‘Say it’

‘Fine, FINE I worship the ground you walk on, you are the man’ see I knew she would see it my way, I am the best.

See look there she goes running to the bathroom ‘you are so mean, do you torture everyone this way’ I hear her say.

‘No only you’ which is true, I don’t have the guts to tease anyone else, when I am with her I feel so alive and so what’s the word.

Normal that’s it, when she’s around I can be this normal teenage guy without having to worry about things so much.

While she’s in there, I go ahead and make myself comfortable taking my shoes off and sliding in under the covers, one of these days I will be able to actually hold her when we go to sleep.

I watch her as she goes and sits down at her vanity to brush her hair, she does this every night, one of these nights I am going to get the courage to ask her if I could brush it. I just want to run my fingers thru it.

I hear her mumble something about being too old to being doing this.

I’m to busy memorized by her hair that I have to ask her ‘doing what’.

She turns and looks at me waving her brush ‘this, sleeping over’

Oh god I can’t believe she is saying this, doesn’t she know I live for these nights, and now that I am thinking about it she sounds like that freaking TV show ‘Come on Liz, your not gonna go all Joey Potter on me are you’

I think I caught her off guard cause I all I hear is huh, I know she is going to give me the whole female verses male speech so I decide to beat her to the punch ‘you know the whole you have breast, and I have a penis speech. It doesn’t change anything.

The look on her face is making me uncomfortable and she is actually laughing at me ‘‘What’s so funny’

‘You said Penis’

‘SO’ I know what I said, I do know what a penis is, I am very well acquainted with mine.

Say it again’

‘What No’ she has to be kidding

‘Oh come on, it’s the first time I ever heard you say it’

‘Liz, NO’ now she is really making me uncomfortable, all this penis talk is starting to make mine come alive.

‘You’re embarrassed to talk about sex with me aren’t you?’

‘No’ its not that I am embarrassed its just when it comes to her, talking about it with her would make me want to turn the talking into showing.

‘Yes you are your squirming’

‘Just drop it please’ If she keeps going she’s going to see why I want to stop talking about it

Letting out a small sigh she turns back around, maybe now I can get my hormones in check before she comes to bed.

Oh god that thought didn’t help one bit, I am so in trouble here.

‘Do you talk to Michael about sex?’

‘Lizz’ why does she like to torture me like this.

“Maxxx’

‘Your not going to drop this are you’

‘Never’ I know I am going to regret this in the end, I can already see this.

‘Fine, Yes’

‘Why’ Why? Why quick think of something, anything Oh wait I know

‘Because he’s a guy’ I think that’s the safest thing to say, it’s not a lie, when you get a bunch of guys hanging out it always comes up.

’So your saying in order for you and me to talk about sex, I have to grow a third leg’ is that what she calls it?

‘Basically’

‘It can’t be that bad, come I’ll tell you if you tell me’

what the hell is she talking about now, what does she want to know ‘Come on Liz, stop’

‘So how many times a day’?

She has me confused here what is she talking about ‘a day what’

‘You know’

Oh god someone please shoot me now, If I tell her that she’ll want to know who I think about while I am ‘that’s none of your businesses’

‘Come on tell me, I’ll tell you if I masturbate’

I think I am about to die here, I mean it, my head is swelling and it isn’t the one firmly attached to my shoulders.

‘Do you’? Trying very hard here not to get a mental picture, but seeing her sitting there in pajama bottoms and tank top is making it very hard. Come on buddy don’t do this to me, I promise if you go to sleep right now I’ll play with you all you want tomorrow night.

‘Can’t tell you, you have one to manly body parts sorry’.

Yeah and one of the parts wants to meet you up close and personal.

“Come on, let’s just go to sleep’ please before I get up and pounce on you like a tiger does his prey, right before he devours it

‘Fine but seriously we can’t keep doing this, we are too old’

Watching her, watching her she’s looking at the other side of the room, good girl just keep your eyes that way…glance down please buddy I’m begging you here go back to sleep.

‘Besides I’m pretty sure Mrs. Silicon isn’t too pleased with this whole scenario’

‘She’s fine with it, and she has a name you know’ Damm I wonder how many nicknames does she actually have for Tess.

‘Yea, So’?

‘Use it’ Tess isn’t really a bad person, once you get to know her! I swear alien’s honor.

‘Like mine better’

I don’t know why I subject myself to these things when she gets like this ‘why do I even bother?’

‘Good question’


‘She knows we are best friends and how we were. She’s knows I would never touch you like that’. actually that’s not true; Tess knows I would jump on Liz if I thought I had half a chance.

‘Oh so you think I’m untouchable’ she’s sitting up, damm I just stuck my foot in my mouth.

“That’s not what I meant, I-‘wait a minute I can’t tell her I would love the chance to touch her like that ‘can we just go to sleep, we have school tomorrow’

I can tell she’s pissed at me, she goes into this fine, whatever mode and she’ll roll her eyes at me the rest of the night. She turns off the light and faces away from me, which a good thing right considering that my lower half is still wanting to shake Liz’s hand…or mouth…or…shit I’m in so much trouble.

‘Liz’? Should I try and make this okay now or just give up and concentrate on giving my self a good talking to.

‘Yeah’?

The lower half wins again ‘Goodnight’ sleeping with a hard on is a real bitch.

‘Goodnight Max’

[Itzstacie]

Part 5 Liz’s POV

Friday

So I know your wondering what happened when we woke up Thursday morning, I’ll tell you.

Nothing, Nada, Zilch we both moped around avoiding each other as much as possible. It’s still in the back of my mind but what’s the use of fighting over a subject that no one is going to win.

“Parker’

‘Valenti’ if Kyle and I ever get on a first name basis, break out the balloons cause it will be a cause for celebration.

‘Where’s everyone else’ he asks sitting down at our table, we have our own table at lunch. Which is really great no one dares sit here, unless we invite them.

“Do I look like everyone’s keeper’ sometimes I wonder what is it about me that they all think I am the mother hen knowing everyone’s business, that’s Maria’s department.

‘Sorry no reason to get your panties in a twist’ he says as he starts to pull out his lunch.

‘For your information, I wear a thong hard to get in a twist when they are up your butt cheeks’ the look on his face is worth a thousands words, I can tell he’s thinking of a come back but thinks the better of it and changes the subject.

‘You coming tomorrow’ I wonder where all that food goes that he has placed in front of him.

That boy can eat three sandwiches, a bag of chips, two cokes and a snack cake. I get full off a half of sandwich.

‘Tomorrow’ racking my brains, does he have a party tomorrow, I can’t remember?

‘Yes my party’ guess he does.

‘I don’t know’ don’t you ever get tired of routine, lately I have. I mean there has got to be more out there than just this.

‘Kyle, Liz my favorite person’ Alex says sitting down see why I love him.

‘Hey Alex how’s it hanging’

‘A little to the left…thanks for asking’ he says.

Big eye roll, when do men actually start thinking with their brains on top of their heads, do they ever grow out of it? Please tell me

‘You have to come to Rick’s tonight’

Rick’s is a little whole in the wall, every now and then we hang out there they have a great karaoke night.

“Why’

‘Because yours truly is playing tonight’ he says grinning his big goofy grin.

Alex has a band; don’t think I told you that before, they are really good Maria sings sometimes in it. The name has to go thou ‘The Whits’ what kind of name is that?

‘That’s great Alex, I’m there…actually I’m supposed to sleep at Max’s tonight movie night you know’

He just rolls his eyes at me; impressed guys can do that too.

Isabel, Maria and Michael finally show up. ‘What are we talking about’ Maria asks pushing Alex so she can sit next to me and him closer to Isabel.

‘About me playing tonight and Liz blowing me off because she can’t miss movie night one time in her life’ he says.

I can’t believe he just said that, you know I actually might go. The great excuse for me to start breaking this routine and actually show Max I was serious about the sleep over.

‘You know what I’m there’.

Five mouths pop open; I swear where is fly a when you need one.

‘You are actually going to go? What about my brother’ Isabel asks.

“Max is a big boy, I think he’ll survive’

‘Where is Max by the way’ bet that’s the only thing you’ll hear from Michael today.

‘I saw Mrs. Peroxide drag him into the eraser room’

I love Maria, did I say that.

“Looks like it’s just us for lunch’ Alex says glancing at Isabel, she turns away slightly, did I just see her blush.

Thinking about Max in the eraser room, suddenly Rick’s is looking a lot better.

‘Why are you guys so mean, Tess is actually nice’ Kyle says.

Everyone just looks at him; I catch his eye before he looks down. Hmm does Mr. Valenti have a thing for the little bleach blonde? Remind me to talk to him later; he might come in handy later.


Biology 5th period, I love it an no not because I have Max for a lab partner, okay so that’s one reason, the other I just love science anything to do with it. I love dissecting things and figuring out how it all works, still trying to find a way to dissect Max’s brain.

“Hey’ Max says sitting down next to me’

“Hey have fun in the eraser room’ I know its wrong, but I can’t help but egg him on.

He looks down at his book ‘wasn’t what you think’

I really don’t care, okay so maybe I do but I’m not going to tell him that.

‘Not my business’

He changes the subject; I swear that boy just avoids any kind of heated subject ‘So I got a really great movie for tonight’.

‘Oh about that, I can’t make it’ is that disappointment I see on his face, he actually looks hurt. No he can’t be I must be reading to much into it.

‘Your blowing me off tonight, you cant do that’

Excuse me I know he just did not say that, I mean its nice to see he is actually disappointed but I hate when people proceed to tell me what I can and can not do.

‘I can and I am’ I simply state

‘what is so important that you are blowing off movie night’?

“I am going to see Alex’s band play tonight, why don’t you do something with Tess, or come tonight’ trying to play it off, I don’t want him to see I am trying to avoid being alone with him.

‘I guess so’ he says then thinks about it ‘wait a minute’ he says looking at me. Oh shit what did I say, quick think Liz.

‘What’s going on’ he asks.

I seriously don’t know what I said, damn how does he do that.

‘Nothing is going on’ trying to play this off until I figure out what I said.

‘Yes there is, you called Tess by her name’

‘So’ ah shit, he’s right I don’t, ever since the first time I met her I’ve called her everything else but her name.

‘For as long as I have known you, you have never called her by her name’ see what I mean? ‘What is going on’?

‘Told you nothing, people change Max it’s my new outlook on life, being nice’ it’s not true, but its worth a long shot, hopefully will throw him off some.

He just looks at me, I can’t help but look down and concentrate on my book in front of me, and if I look him in the eye he’ll see right thru me.

‘Being nice huh’ he says

I just nod my head ‘yep’ and continue to look down.

He starts to say something, I didn’t hear it my only thoughts at the time are to get out of there, I quickly jump up and head towards the door ‘have to pee’.

Later that night

‘Why don’t you just tell him’ this is Maria talking; she insisted that she come over and pick out my outfit tonight. I hate to break it to her; I do actually know how to dress myself.

“I cant do that Maria’

She pokes her head out of my closet ‘why’

‘You know why, I am not going to go thru it again’

‘Liz, just tell him, you never know he might feel the same way’ hmm does she know something I don’t

‘What makes you so sure’ I know she’s hiding something she just ducked back into my closet way to fast.

I hear her mumble ‘Nothing’

I know her better than that, I get up and walk over to my closet I know she can’t lie to me if I am looking her dead in the eyes, turning her to face me “Maria’

She looks nervous ‘what do you think about this’ she says holding up a black sparkling dress.

‘We are going to a bar, not a disco’

She hangs the dress back up and continues to try and look for something ‘Maria are you hiding something from me’.

She quickly turns away ‘what makes you say that’

‘Because you wont look me in the eye, what do you know’ I am not giving up on this and she knows it.

‘Okay, but you can’t say anything because I don’t know who they were talking about’ see I knew she would see it my way.

‘What’ I ask

She grabs a black pair of hip huggers and a red tank top, and walks out of my closet ‘The other day I over heard Alex and Max talking and they were talking about someone, Alex asked why he didn’t say anything and he said that he didn’t know how’.

‘And’ she really has peaked my interest here.

“And what’ ugh she can drive you crazy sometimes.

‘What else did they say’?

She just shrugs her shoulders ‘nothing, they stopped talking because I walked up’

I can’t help it I hit her upside her head ‘Damn Liz that hurt’

‘Why didn’t you stay and listen more’

‘I was hungry and wanted to sit okay’ she says.


Bored, bored, bored is there such a thing as to much boredom? Can a person actually go insane from being bored?

Here I sit sipping my water down coke, I don’t feel like drinking tonight and I sit here watching Alex up there playing, Maria went up to sing about fifteen minutes ago and has yet to come back.

Michael is standing by the stage leaving Isabel sitting here with me, but talking to her is like pulling teeth, besides she is too much into watching Alex play.

I glance around and look at the occupants of this place Ugly…bald…they need to get a room…not to bad looking…whoa did he just pick his nose, and I think I might gag. Looking towards the door I see Max, Tess and Kyle walking in, I think my night just got worse.

Trying to slouch in my seat some so I can become invisible, of course it doesn’t work because Isabel and her big head just waved them over.

‘Hey guys’ Tess says all too cheery sitting down

Max sits across from me; I just fake a smile and go back to staring at the stage.

‘Hey’ he says.

‘Hi’ not looking at him, not going to look at him…ah hell why does he have to look so good all the time.

‘Having fun’ he asks.

‘Having a blast, was just thinking if I could have any more fun I would explode’

‘Should of came over instead’

I can tell he’s pissed but what is a girl suppose to do, I mean I am sixteen, he is sixteen the human body can only take so much resistance before it starts to take over your mind.

I know his hormones have already activated, I have woken up several times beside him to know that it wasn’t his fingers poking me in the back.

‘Its just one night, get over it already’

I don’t feel like arguing with him over this again, finding away out ‘Parker do you want to dance’

Kyle gets up and grabs my hand, thank god for small favors ‘let’s go’.

I can feel eyes boring into the back of my head while I am walking away, I have to admit it is kind of nice to know I can get to him that way, he hardly gets mad at anything, the boy just doesn’t show a lot of emotions.

A slow song is on and the one time Kyle does actually turn me around, I can see Max diverting his eyes towards her.

I have to thank Kyle, he’s doing a great job of keeping my back towards them, and personally I think he just wants to sneak looks at Tess.

‘So how long have you liked Tess’?

He looks at me suddenly like a deer caught in a headlight ‘what makes you think that’

‘I can tell, you are always looking at her and defending her’.

I can tell I’m making him nervous ‘its okay I will keep your secret’

‘Well that makes two of us, I can keep yours too’

‘Which is’

‘You like Evans’ am I that obvious, I really need to work on that.

‘How do you know’?

‘I have eyes too’ he says

Hmm a plan is forming, it might work I think, if we could join forces here.

‘Maybe we should join forces, come up with a plan’

He just looks at me ‘if you’re thinking what I am, it will never work’

‘Why not’

‘Because if we got together, hell would have to freeze over before they actually believed there was something there between us’.

Okay so he got me there, it would never work we don’t even call each by our first names.

‘Well what do you suppose we do’?

I can see his mind actually turning there, forming an idea suddenly he just grins ‘leave it to me’.

Why do I have a feeling I am going to regret this?

Part 6 Max’s POV
Friday

Yesterday was so miserable, Liz walked around in one of her moods.

I knew she was still mad at me for the night before and I could tell bringing it up was not going to do anything but lead to a fight.

So I let it go, I know yes I am a coward I will admit it. I know what your thinking how can a king be so scared of a harmless human girl.

I mean I am supposed to be this strong, independent leader sending out men and women in a blink of an eye to maybe meet their doom. I am supposed to be able to keep in control at all times, don’t let the people see your fears.

What in the hell was my mother thinking when she cloned me and sent me here, she would turn around and shove me back in my pod if she saw how easily Liz Parker could make her son fall to his knees with just a look.

So what did I do all day yesterday after school, I moped. I moped so much that Isabel stormed in my room threatening to shove the CD player up my ass if she heard the Counting Crows one more time.

I am on my way to lunch, hopefully she won’t be mad anymore and I can find a way to get back on her good side, I walking when suddenly I feel myself being pulled into the eraser room.

‘Tess’

‘Max we have to talk’

‘I kind of gather that, since you just about pulled my arm out of the socket’

“Sorry’

‘What’s going on?’

‘I can’t take it anymore; I am going to tell him’

“What’ if she tells Kyle, then I’ll be forced to tell Liz and then all hell would break lose; no she can’t do that yet.

‘Tess I thought we agreed to make sure they felt the same way before we did anything’.

‘Well we are never going to know if we don’t say something first’ she says.

I can tell she has been giving this a lot of thought ‘are you sure you want to take that risk’?

She just looks at me; she screams and throws up her arms pacing back and forth.

‘This is just so frustrating; I mean Michael is with Maria he isn’t scared to take the risk, so why should we be’

she turns and looks at me ‘I know Liz feels the same way about you’.

What is she talking about she is crazy ‘how do you know?’

‘Max it doesn’t take a genius to see it; she has it written all over her face’

‘Where I don’t see it’

‘That’s because you’re an idiot’

She starts smiling; one of those smiles that tell you she has something is working in her mind ‘what if I can get Liz to admit how she feels about you, will that be enough?’

‘What are you going to do’ knowing her she would force Liz to say it, just to say it.

Just then the bell rings, Grr I spent the entire lunch hour in here with her.

Walking into Biology I see Liz already sitting there, I love this class because it gives me a chance to be near her, sometimes I do things where our fingers will accidentally brush against each other, or I purposely put things out of her reach knowing that she will have to lean over me to get them just so I can smell her hair.

“Hey’ I say sitting down next to her.

“Hey have fun in the eraser room’

How the hell did she know I was in there, oh god what is she thinking ‘wasn’t what you think’

‘Not my business’

I really wish she would make it that; I can’t afford to get in another fight with her so quickly changing the subject
‘So I got a really great movie for tonight’.

‘Oh about that, I can’t make it’

can’t make it… Can’t make it… Can’t make it… that is all I am hearing, she is actually dumping me tonight. I can’t believe it.

‘Your blowing me off tonight, you can’t do that’

‘I can and I am’

I think my heart just meet my foot Mr. Foot this is Mr. Heart please stomp on me some more.

‘What is so important that you are blowing off movie night’?

“I am going to see Alex’s band play tonight, why you don’t do something with Tess, or come tonight’

Sigh I guess she does have a good reason I mean I love hearing Alex play he’s really good ’‘I guess so’ I can go see him and bring Tess along, Hold on she just called her by her name ‘wait a minute’ she never does that ‘What’s going on’

‘Nothing is going on’

I know her so well, that’s’ how I know she doesn’t have feeling for me, I can tell when she’s lying and trying to play innocent.

‘Yes there is, you called Tess by her name’

‘So’

‘For as long as I have known you, you have never called her by her name’

‘Told you nothing, people change Max it’s my new outlook on life, being nice’

I know she is lying now, she can’t look me in the eye, and she wants to play this little game I can play it too.

‘Being nice huh’

‘yep’

before I can say anything she gets up to use the restroom, do I stink or something she has been avoiding me since yesterday.



As I pull my on jeans getting ready for tonight, Isabel come barging in my room. I swear one of these days I am going to...going to…. well I don’t know I haven’t thought of it yet.

‘Isabel there is thing called knocking’

She just shakes her head ‘I just wanted to tell you that I am riding with Maria and Liz’

I see her going to my closet and start looking thru my shirts.

What is with women who think men don’t know how to dress themselves?

‘What are you doing’?

She comes back out with a dark blue button up’ dressing you’

I look down at myself; I don’t see anything wrong with the black jeans and Hawaiian t-shirt I have on.

‘What is wrong with the way I am dressed’?

‘Besides the fact that you look like you’re trying to be the next Hawaiian tropic guy, I don’t want to be seen with you looking like that’.

She hands me the shirt, and I look back down at mine. Okay I guess I do sort of look like I belong on the beach of Hawaii.

Just then I hear my mother calling “Max, Tess is here’

As I button up shirt I walk out to meet Tess ‘Hey Tess and Kyle’ what the hell is he doing here.

‘Hey Max, I told Kyle we would give him a ride tonight’

I wonder if I can hog tie him to the back of the bumper.


As we walk in I start searching for the rest of them, I spot Alex, Maria and Michael up by the stage, Maria must be singing with them tonight.

As I glance around the other way I spot Isabel waving to us and Liz trying to crawl underneath the table.

‘Hey’ I say as I take a seat across from her.

‘Hi’

I’m starting to wonder if she’s pms’ng, I mean how long can a woman stay mad at you.

‘Having fun’

‘Having a blast, was just thinking if I could have any more fun I would explode’

‘Should of came over instead’

I know I should have just kept my mouth closed, but she suppose to be with me right now at my house lying on my bed.

Okay so we would only be watching a movie, and not doing what I would really like, but that’s beside the point.

Instead we are sitting here in this run down club watching Alex play and what’s worse I'm sitting here with my best friend in the world...and my palms are sweating.

I mean how is it possible to simply be friends with someone when every time you look at them all you think about is how much more you really want them

All of sudden I have no idea what to say to her, I mean normally we would sit here go back and forth with our banter, but lately I seem to be getting really tongue-tied around her.

‘Parker do you want to dance’ I hear Kyle ask her to dance, he just not do that. I see them getting up and head towards the dance floor, great now I am stuck sitting forced to watch them dance.

I glance over at Tess, yep there is steam coming off of her.

‘You don’t think they are you know’ she says looking at me and pointing towards them.

‘Who Liz and Kyle no way, no how...not going to happen in any life time.’

I know she would not date Kyle Valenti if he was the last man on earth.

[lissalou72]

Woo hoo Stacie

I happen to love this Fic and I'm enjoying getting to re-read it all over again. I love the way you get me to laugh in this.

You are an awesome writter and this will be a huge treat. I can't wait to see what the others will think about this Fic.

Max and Liz are to die for in this.

Keep up the awesome work. I can't wait for the next chapter.

Smooches

Lissalou

[Itzstacie]

Yeah Lisa thanks for leaving feedback, glad you are going to get to enjoy this story again

Chapter 7 Liz’s POV

Saturday Afternoon

I hear the bell go off and I look up and sigh there he is the object of my affection, the boy I am so deeply in love with. The boy who hasn’t a clue about how I feel

‘Hey Brownie’ he says plopping in the opposite booth of me.

I hate it when he calls me that, he says my hair reminds him of chocolate brownies it’s his pet peeve he says to piss me off.

‘Dumbo’ I say, I have one of those too, watch and see

Start counting with me, three, two, and one

‘Don’t call me that’ see told you so

He does it every time ‘don’t call me brownie’.

One time he got so mad at he didn’t talk to me for two days, I told him that if he ever wanted to go back to his home planet he could flap his ears and they would take him, he didn’t need a spaceship.

He grabs my book from in front of me studying it ‘hey I was reading that’ snatching it back.

He shakes his head ‘why are you studying on a Saturday, an A is the best you can get Liz’.

‘I like reading, so sue me. What are you doing here anyways’

‘Waiting for Tess’ ‘Oh’ see the eye roll here I hate her, I hate everything about her, from her bouncy blonde hair, to her blue eyes, I’m sure you hear me say it a few more times before this is over with.

‘So are you going to Kyle’s party tonight’ he asks, I shrug my shoulders ‘I don’t know’… ‘yes she is’ that would be Maria answering as she walks by, see what I mean by switching bodies, she dresses me, speaks for me, next she’ll be going to the bathroom for me.

‘Cool well be there’ he says ‘oh yippee my night just wouldn’t be complete without a drunken Tess slobbering all over the place’ I say.

‘Liz, be nice’ he says ‘why do you hate her so much’ he doesn’t understand why I hate Tess so much, well lets see she’s with you, and you are suppose to be with me because I am in love with you, but I wont tell you that.

‘I don’t hate her’ I say looking back down at my book, he just nods his head knowing that isn’t true, but he’s not going to push the issue.

Just then the bell over the door goes off I look up and groan.

‘Maxxxxx’ Tess whines walking over to him ‘I thought you were going to pick me up’

He stands up and kisses her cheek (insert finger into mouth and gag) ‘sorry I thought you said you would just meet me here’.

“Honestly Max I don’t know what I am going to do with you’ she says sitting down, dump him and let me have him I think ‘I had to walk three blocks to get here’ she whines.

‘Oh No!’ I say grasping my chest and letting my eyes get big ‘you poor poor thing, did you break a sweat’.

I shake my head ‘we just can’t have that, I’ll go get you cold rag right this minute’ she just glares at me.

‘Sit down’ Max says annoyed as I make like I was going to get up.

Maria comes up ‘why Tess you only managed to break two glasses this time’ I love Maria she hates Tess too and she’s more open about it than me.

I can’t help but laugh, Max just glares at me and I start playing the good best friend that I am ‘Maria be nice’.

She just looks at me ‘NO’ and pulls out her order pad ‘ do you think you two can stop sucking face, long enough to give me your order I do have other customers’ she says.

They break apart and Max gets embarrassed, you know how I know he does, his ears turn bright red, sometimes I think if they get anymore redder he could guide Santa’s sleigh at night.

Okay I had enough of watching the two of them, slamming my book shut I get up ‘where are you going’ he asks.

To my room to sulk, to get away from the two of you sucking face ‘Oh, I uh promised my mother I would help her with something’ I lie, I know its bad but hey if you were me you would do it too.

‘Oh okay, well then I guess I will just see you tonight’ he says ‘do you need a ride’ ‘no I am going to ride with Maria’.

He just smiles ‘okay’ god I love that smile, that big goofy grin of his and I melt every time. When is he going to wake up and see me as more than just his best friend?

I guess your wondering about the spaceship comment, kind of slipped out there before, but I feel I know you I can tell you his secret now.

Okay come a little closer.

Closer

He’s an alien

What don’t believe me, I know what you think what is this crazy girl on

I swear I’m not on anything; you want to know how I know

When I was seven I had this gerbil I called him Harry the wonder gerbil

What don’t look at me like that, I was seven okay

I would make him do all kinds of things like fly thru the air that was the best

I had this little seesaw I made and I would put him on one end then hit the other end and he would go flying

One time he went flying and my mother just happened to walk in and he landed on her head, needless to say
He wasn’t a flying wonder gerbil anymore after that

But that’s beside the point, getting off track here

okay so once when I was seven Max was over and he was waiting on me, my mother made me vacuum my room before I could leave to go to the park

So I was vacuuming and Max was sitting on the bed playing with Harry, I just taken off the bottom piece so I could use the hose to get in the corners, you know how mothers can be they are all the same.

Just as I was moving to the other side Max dropped Harry on the floor and VOOSH sucked right in the hose.

Harry was fat, so he didn’t get sucked all the way in, just half way and poor little guy was stuck

I was so upset, I couldn’t get him out and poor defenseless Harry was just looking up at me with is beady little eyes pleading help me.

Max grabbed the hose and turned away from me, but I saw him his hand glowed and then all of a sudden Harry was free.

He tried to deny it at first, saying I was seeing things but I knew better and winded up getting the truth out

I know you probably thought I freaked, but no the first thing that popped into my head was blackmail, and an evil grin came to my face.

I know what you’re thinking, how could I be so evil but who wouldn’t jump at the chance to have a boy do your dirty work for you

So for about a month my room was cleaned by Max and anything else I wanted. It stopped when he came over one day and caught me dancing around in my underwear; well the blackmailing was good while it lasted.


So now I’m up here getting ready for this party, and yes you guessed it Maria is here picking out my clothes as usual.

I’m having doubts about going, I don’t know what Kyle has up his sleeve and he won’t tell me.

But I have a feeling it’s going to be a disaster, a drunk Kyle trying to think doesn’t work, the boy can’t think right when he’s sober.

‘And then he had the nerve to tell me I over dramatize things, me can you believe that’ Maria says.

In case you didn’t know Maria has been rambling on for the last twenty minutes about Michael.

‘You do over dramatize things Maria’

“Liz you are suppose to be my friend, don’t take his side’ she says.

‘If the boy wants to stay home and watch a hockey game, then what’s the problem?’

‘Because he is supposed to be with me, how am I going to have fun if he’s not there’ she says.

“Did I suddenly become invisible?’

‘Liz it’s not the same’

‘You and I both know he will show up, he always does so why are you blowing this out of proportion’

“It’s the idea’ she says.

‘You are seriously demented you know that’

Ten minutes later I am standing looking at myself in the mirror, how on earth did I let Maria talk me into wearing this, a skirt and a short one at that?

Standing here thinking do I really want to wear this, I know how these parties go. I will be an open invitation to a grope fest. I sent her downstairs already and if I hurry up and change we won’t have time to run back up here.

Running in my closet real fast and grabbing a pair of jeans, say a prayer for me please somehow I think I’m going to need it tonight.

Part 8 Max’s POV

Saturday Morning

I wake up and I am already in a cranky mood because Liz wasn’t here when I woke up.

To make matters worse, I hear Michael climbing in the window ‘Go away Michael’

“Get up Maxwell I need to talk to you’ he says sitting down in the chair.

I hate when people call me that ‘I am sleeping, go home’

‘Come on Max I need your help’.

Must be another Michael/Maria crisis that’s the only time he seems to talk to me lately.

“Maria is pissed at me’ see what I mean?

‘What did you do this time?’

“Why do you always think it’s me?’

I sit up and look at him like he is stupid; this is Michael we are talking about ‘because it’s always you’.

Did Michael Guerin just roll his eyes at me?

‘Maria is pissed because I told her I didn’t want to go tonight’

Ah one of Kyle’s famous parties, at one time we all have experimented with alcohol, it was the one and only time I ever touched the stuff.

We found out the hard way aliens and alcohols don’t mix. Tess is the only that doesn’t seem to realize that.

I don’t remember but from the rumors people got a nice view of my backside, apparently I became the town’s streaker that night.

‘What’s your excuse this time?’

‘Max there is a hockey game on tonight, that is much better than standing around watching a bunch of humans get wasted.’

He does have a point there, but I go only because Liz goes and it gives me a chance to spend time with her.

‘Set the VCR, go to the party Surprise Maria and she’ll be happy’

Saturday Afternoon

I walk in to the Crash Down to see Liz sitting in the back both, she looks so cute with her hair cascading her face, while her nose is buried in book. How much do you want to bet she’s studying?

‘Hey Brownie’ I know she hates it when I call her that, I nick named her that back when we were eight, my mom made brownies one night and they reminded me of her hair.

‘Dumbo’

Yes she has one for me too; I think I hate that worse than being called Maxwell.

‘Don’t call me that’

‘don’t call me brownie’.

I notice her Biology book on the table, see I told you she was studying; grabbing it I see her reading over yesterday’s lesson.

‘hey I was reading that’ she says grabbing it back

I don’t understand why she studies so much, I mean she is one of the top five students at school ‘why are you studying on a Saturday, an A is the best you can get Liz’.

‘I like reading, so sue me. What are you doing here anyways’

‘Waiting for Tess’ I don’t know why I agreed to meet her for lunch, okay so I do it was a chance for me to see Liz.

‘So are you going to Kyle’s party tonight’ I know she is I already had Tess ask Kyle.

‘I don’t know’ ‘yes she is’ Maria answers for her and I smile, I knew Maria would drag her there because she thinks Michael is not going to come and she would rather be caught naked than show up to a party with no one to talk to.

‘Cool well be there’ I tell her, I would follow her anywhere.

‘Oh yippee my night just wouldn’t be complete without a drunken Tess slobbering all over the place’

See what I mean, about Tess not realizing it she has a habit of drinking she’s giddy for about the first hour, then throwing up for the next.

I still can’t understand why she doesn’t like her, Tess has never said nor did anything to her. I wish they would just get along.

‘Liz, be nice why do you hate her so much’

‘I don’t hate her’ I know that is a lie.

I hear the bell go off and all of a sudden I hear a loud screeching sound ‘Maxxxxx’

I turn to see her walking up ‘I thought you were going to pick me up’

I was? I don’t remember saying I would pick her up.

‘Sorry I thought you said you would just meet me here’. I get up and kiss her on the check, hey have to make this look real between us.

I let her slide in beside me before I sit down “Honestly Max I don’t know what I am going to do with you, I had to walk three blocks to get here’ she says.

I glance over at Liz I can tell she is getting ready to jump into her famous sarcasm mood.

‘Oh No!’ she says ‘you poor poor thing, did you break a sweat’.

See I told you.

I see Maria walk up; this is just going to get worse before it gets better. ‘Why Tess you only managed to break two glasses this time’

I will admit Tess’s voice does tend to lead to the very off high note every now and then, but she really is a good person.

I look over and Tess and mouth sorry, I don’t know how she can sit there and take what they dish out but she always does. She just smiles and leans over.

‘Do you think you two can stop sucking face, long enough to give me your order I do have other customers’ I hear Maria say. How does a peak on the lips constitute as sucking face??

I get embarrassed because Maria decided to say that so loud, I now have every other customer staring at us.

Liz slams her book really fast and gets up ‘where are you going’

‘Oh, I uh promised my mother I would help her with something’

I watch her she looks like she is in a hurry to get out of here, must be something important she has to do.

‘Oh okay, well then I guess I will just see you tonight’

‘Do you need a ride’ please say yes I want to pick you up ‘no I am going to ride with Maria’ well there goes that idea right out the window.

That’s fine I guess just means I will have to rush Isabel even faster to get ready so I can get there early enough to spend as much time as possible with her.

[Itzstacie]

Chapter 9

LIZ’S POV

As we walk in the first thing I noticed is wow not a lot of people. Kyle must be losing his abilities.

‘This blows’ I say as I follow Maria over to where Alex and Kyle are standing, wait a minute Tess is there too.

Glancing around I look for Max, that’s odd she’s here and he’s not.

As we walk up Alex sticks his arms out ‘my girls’.

‘Alex’ I know I said it before, but I’ll keep on saying it I love this guy.

‘Parker’ “Valenti’ see no first name basis here.

‘Hey Liz’ just when I was starting to get in good mood.

‘Tess’

‘Where’s the rest’ Maria says folding her arms, I can tell she’s really pissed at Michael for not coming.

‘Oh Max and Isabel are coming’ Tess says.

I look around surprised ‘you didn’t ride with them’ that’s a first.

‘No, I wanted to come early so I had Kyle here pick me up’ I glance over at Kyle and he’s wearing this big shit eating grin.

‘Oh, well I’m gonna go get a beer’ as I start to walk off.

“Liz is drinking tonight’ I can hear Tess asking

‘Your drinking tonight’ Kyle asked.

“Liz you are going to actually drink’ that would be Alex.

Why is it all of a sudden I feel like I have AA counselors.

I hear Maria chasing after me as I walk off ‘Liz you really are going to drink’.

‘Yes, geez what is the big deal… YES LIZ PARKER IS GOING TO DRINK TONIGHT’ I shout, did the room suddenly get very quiet or is just me.

Nope it did as I glance around; I see Max and Isabel standing there, with their mouths opened.

I smile at him and walk off to the kitchen where the keg is, as I stand there waiting for Paul to fill my cup up.

‘Your actually going to drink’ oh hell…I turn around and suddenly I forgot what I am going to say as I am staring into a pair of amber eyes his nose only inches away from mine.

I swear I think time actually stood still for me, that is until I see a hand waving in front of my face “Liz…Liz’ I slam back into reality, dam why couldn’t I just stay where I was.

‘Max’ he’s looking at funny then breaks out into one of those heart-melting smiles ‘I see you know my name’.

‘Ha-Ha’ I roll my eyes and turn back around, come on buddy fill the glass already.

‘Are you sure you should be drinking’ I hear him ask.

‘Why does it seem like everyone has a problem with me drinking’

‘Remember what happened last time’. How does he always remember shit?

So I got drunk and proceeded to talk to a horse for a half hour, he was really good listener.

‘I will be fine’ about dam time now give me the cup.

‘If you say so’ he sighs ‘I say so’.

I walk back over to the group and I see Isabel raise her eyebrows at me ‘don’t even say it’.

She just shakes her head ‘I wasn’t’.

‘Good’.

I look around at the people when I spot Michael walking in the door, I smile I knew he would show up.

I tap Maria on the shoulder and she looks at me, I just point to the door and watch her face light up.

She takes off running towards him; I turn to the group and shrug my shoulders ‘I knew he would show up’.

I go to take a drink, Dam where did my beer go. I didn’t think I drank it that fast.

‘Need another Drink’ as I walk off.

MAX’S POV. Part 10

“Come on Isaaabelllllllll’ I whine I know it’s terrible but I want to hurry up and get to the party.

‘God Max, stop acting like a two year old’ she yells as she walks past me into the bathroom.

‘Would stomping my feet and screaming get you to move your ass faster’.

She turns and glares at me, it’s really creepy when she does that, when we were younger she gave me nightmares.

‘I want to leave’

‘Give me ten minutes; you act like you don’t see these people everyday’.

Folding my arms across my chest ‘fine ten minutes, then I’m leaving without you’.

Fifteen minutes later ‘Izz come on it shouldn’t take you that long’. I whine stamping my foot like I’m six years old.

Five more minutes and she finally comes out ‘okay I’m ready’.

‘Great let’s go’ I yell as I grab her arm and start dragging her towards the door.

‘Max what the hell is wrong with you; it’s just a party one we go to just about every weekend’.

I can’t really tell her that I am just anxious to see Liz, I don’t know why but I get this feeling something important is going to happen tonight.

‘I just want to get there’.

Ten minutes later we pull up to Kyle’s house, first thing I notice not many cars tonight, I wonder if Kyle just didn’t invite a lot this time.

Walking into the house I hear ‘YES LIZ PARKER IS GOING TO DRINK TONIGHT’’ oh shit I better go stop her.

I follow her into the kitchen ’Your actually going to drink’

She stands stiff and turns around, I brace myself getting ready for the bitching. Ohhh I can smell her minty fresh breath from her toothpaste. Make note to myself to switch to that brand of toothpaste.

She doesn’t say anything, just spacing out on me “Liz’ waiting for her to say something.

“Liz. Liz’ I’m starting to wonder if she’s okay, she just seems to be off in space.

‘Liz’ I start waving my hand in front of her face ‘Liz’.

She shakes her head coming back down to earth; I can’t help it but smile ‘I see you know my name’.

She rolls her eyes at me and turns back around; I love it when she does that.

Back to serious matters, I really don’t think she should drink.

‘Are you sure you should be drinking’

‘Why does it seem like everyone has a problem with me drinking’ I can tell she’s getting pissed.

‘Remember what happened last time’.

Last time it took me thirty minutes to convince her she wasn’t talking to Mr. Ed.

‘I will be fine’ she snatches the cup from Paul and turns to walk away.

‘If you say so’ another night of playing chaperone.

‘I say so’.

I follow her over to the others who are just watching Liz, I look over at Kyle is he glaring at me.

Yes that is definitely a glare; well I can do it too.

Three…Two…One! Yes Max Evans wins again.

I turn to see Maria running over to Michael I knew he would cave and give in. Sneak a quick peek at Liz, she’s watching Maria…wave my hand over her cup…look away, shh you didn’t see that.

Two hours later I am still standing in the same spot, keeping an eye out on my very drunk best friend.

She is presently dancing with Maria on the floor; whoa do girls actually grind themselves like that all the time.

That is new, and hmm I have to admit its actually kind of a turn on, I glance quickly at Michael and I can tell he’s thinking the same thing.

I don’t dance, but my lower half is starting to have a dance marathon in my jeans, I need to find something else to look at quickly.

Picture… no, couch… no, lamp… that is a really ugly lamp, Paul with his hand up Pam’s skirt… no, windo-- wait a minute, Paul with his hand up Pam’s skirt wait till Vickie hears about that one.

Looking back at Liz, hey who is that guy groping her butt, doesn’t he know that is my butt, well technically not yet.

I start to walk over but I see Michael has already beaten me to the punch, I watch as he grabs both guys by the ear, the other one must have been grabbing Maria’s I didn’t notice, not that Maria’s butt isn’t important to me… I mean it is. No wait that didn’t come out right…hell you know what I mean.

I see Liz and Maria walking back over to me, more like they are actually carrying themselves.

“Had fun’

‘It was so muchhhhhh funnnnnnnn’ they both yell, PHEW talk about alcohol breath I could get drunk just by inhaling them.

The others make their way over to us and I notice Tess and Kyle are both wearing shit-eating grins.

“Guys I know the perfect game to play’ she says smiling.

Why do I have feeling I know what it is, I raise my eyebrow when I hear ‘let’s play truth or dare’.

I have a feeling this night is going to best night of my life as I break out into a grin.

[Itzstacie]

Chapter 11

Liz’s Pov

Truth or dare is she nuts, no way…no how am I playing.

‘I’m not playing’

Kyle looks at me ‘what are you chicken Parker’ he says grinning.

“No’ okay really I am, I mean what if they ask me questions, like who do I love, who do I want to be with, I cant very well answer these questions, Maria and Kyle know the truth I couldn’t get a way with lying.

‘Oh come on’ Alex says walking up and putting his arm around my shoulder.

For some reason I am letting myself be drugged into the other room, I keep telling my feet to stop but they wont listen to me.

‘I’m serious I’m not playing’ someone please tell me why my feet are still walking in the direction of the room.

‘Why not’ Max asks walking up next to me, I look at him and he has this shit-eating grin on his face.

What the hell is smiling about, doesn’t he know that this could only lead to disaster?

‘Because every time we play this stupid game, someone gets mad because someone else had to kiss their boyfriend/girlfriend’

It’s true last time we played this Pam Troy and Shelly Winters got into a huge fight because Shelly had to kiss Steve who happened to be Pam Troy’s boyfriend at the time.

It turned out to be one big catfight, with Shelly holding a big chunk of Pam’s hair and Pam ripped Shelly’s shirt off, of course the guys didn’t mind.

‘Remember what happened last time between Shelly and Pam’ I say hoping that someone would agree with me.

Of course not everyone else thinks it’s a great thing, I Liz Parker am on my own here.

‘Its just going to be us’ Tess says sitting down on the floor, and that is supposed to make me feel better how?

‘Well it’s still not right, everyone here is a couple besides Kyle and me’ I am going to talk my way out of this one way or another.

‘That can be changed’ Kyle says smiling, over my dead body I hear someone mumble low, I look around the room trying to find out who said it.

My eyes land on Max and he’s looking at the floor, I look down to see what’s so interesting but find nothing there.

‘Lizzzzz, come on’

‘Mariaaaaaa, NO” I say stomping my foot down.

‘Oh come on stop being a baby’ Michael says as he plops down next to Maria.

‘Please play’ I hear Max say and that’s it I’m a goner.

‘Fine’ I throw my hands up and start to sit down when I hear ‘LIZ WATCH OUT”.

It’s too late, I sit down and suddenly my ass is wet, shit that’s cold. Jumping up I see someone left their cup sitting there and of course yours truly had to pick the spot where it was left to sit down.

Everyone is laughing at the girl with the wet ass now ‘you guys suck’ I glare at everyone ‘yea yea laugh it up enjoy the show now that my ASS IS FREEZING’.

Max gets up and walks over to me, he’s trying to hide his smile ‘I can uh fix that for you’ he whispers.

Awe he is so sweet, hmm I stand here thinking, wet pants or Max’s hand on my ass.

Pants…hands…pants...hands.

‘Um you know, I’m okay it’ll dry on its own’ I know what your thinking I should have let him dry them, but the idea of Max’s hand on my ass is…. well you know what I don’t know, I just don’t think it’s a good idea okay so leave it alone.

I’m serious.

I’m talking to you yes you leave it alone. I know your shaking your head at me and if I you don’t quit I put a curse on you.

Now that is settled let’s get back to this story okay.

Okay so where was I, that’s right me being sucked into this truth or dare game.

So now that I am sitting here waiting for them, Kyle looks up ‘okay everyone ready’.

‘I’ll go first’ I hear Maria say; I glare at her she better not pick me. She’s drunk and no telling what will come out of her mouth.

She looks at me and I stick my tongue out at her ‘don’t stick it out unless you plan to use it’ ‘only you’ I say back to her, the look on Michael’s face is priceless.

She’s laughing as she pats Michaels’ head ‘don’t worry baby’, I cant help it but tease him ‘oh come Maria don’t lie to him’ as I look over to Michael smiling ‘you don’t think she really sleeps at my house all the time for the ice cream do you’.

Michael, Kyle is sitting there opening and closing there mouths while Max is choking on his drink. I know what they are thinking they are tying to get a mental picture. Alex is the only one that knows the truth and I can see his smile hiding behind that cup.

Michael closes his mouth and I see his eyes light up, ut oh he’s getting ready with a comeback ‘I’m okay with that, I mean it’s understandable that you would need ah…relief after Max has spent the night’.

Oh shit now I’m the one with an open mouth, okay Michael 1 Liz back to 0, ‘Maria are you going to ask Alex or not’.

I glance over at Max and he’s staring at me, and there goes those ears again bright red.

Maria is hunched over laughing, the girl looks like she is pain she is laughing so hard, oh god she just snorted.

“Maria’

she’s waving her hand at me ‘hooolldd …on.’ she’s trying to get out ‘Maria just breathe’ I look over to Michael ‘help her’.

She is trying to wave him off ‘oh…god…just…. just’. ‘Fine someone else go till the laughing hyena over there can get herself under control’.

‘Alex truth or dare’ I hear Kyle ask.

Alex looks at him ‘Truth’ yep leave it to our dodge ball king to be chicken to take a dare, Kyle grins as he looks at Isabel then back to him ‘how far did you and Isabel go last night’.

‘NOT LISTENING’ I hear Max shout as he throws his hands over his ears, I cant help but laugh having to listen to the details of his sisters sex-life must be torture for him.

I watch as Alex chokes on his drink and mumbles ‘second base’.

“What was that Alex I didn’t hear you’ I shout smiling, I really want Max to hear so I can tease him about it later.

He glares at me “SECOND BASE’ he yells, I look over and Isabel is blushing. Wow didn’t know she could do that, and Max looks like he is ready to kill Alex.

The alcohol is still reaping its effects in me and I cant help but be in a playful mood ‘did you hear that Max, Second base’

He’s glaring at me ‘little Alex feeling up your sister’ I laugh and then I yelp as I feel a jolt ‘that is so not funny Liz, I don’t want to know’ he says narrowing his eyes at me.

‘Okay moving on’ Isabel says getting serious, dam she spoiled my fun.

Alex looks at Tess ‘Tess truth or dare’.

She looks wide-eyed like she’s not sure ‘Dare’ she stumbles out.

‘I dare you to kiss Michael’ and it begins, I look over to Maria at least she’s not laughing anymore. Michael looks horrified, I can’t blame if I had to kiss a blonde gerbil I would be horrified too.

I watch as she gets up and walks over, quickly she bends down and plants one on his lips, Michael looks like he wants to gag and Maria looks like she’s ready to kill, see why I didn’t want to play this game.

Tess sits back down and now she looking for victim, I’m currently hiding behind my cup praying she doesn’t see me, when I look up and her eyes are planted on me and she grinning, oh god that’s actually a scary site.

‘Lizzie’ she says.

I groan ‘yes’ please someone shoot me now and put me out my misery.

‘Truth or Dare’.

I sit here and ponder, do I really want to take the chance of her asking me about my feelings, or do I want to do a dare and embarrass the hell out of me.

“Dare’ Hey I can always blame it on the alcohol the next morning if it’s something really bad.

She’s grinning bigger and somehow I get the feeling I am in big trouble and whatever it is its not going to be good.

‘I Dare you to’ why is she looking at Max.

‘Kiss Max’ that’s it? I can do that; I mean what’s a peck on the lips between friends.

‘For four minutes’ okay there is still no reason to panic, I mean I can do this. I am strong I can just close my eyes and pretend to be kissing Alex.

I get up and start making my ways towards him; looking at him he’s squirming an awful lot and looking around the room at everything but me.

Here I come standing right before him, okay I can do this, then suddenly the other shoes drops ‘with tongue’ lord please let the floor open up now and swallow me whole.

‘Tongue’ she can’t be serious, I mean does she actually have any idea what she is doing to me ‘yes’ she says smirking.

I glance back to Max and he’s staring at me wide eyes, the poor guy looks worse than I feel. I can see him shaking, and that’s when I start getting nervous just staring into those eyes of his.

Now I’m standing here thinking what’s the best approach should I stand and do this, then I think you know what, the hell with it I’m going to make him squirm.

I look back at the others ‘timer’ as I sit straddling him, oh yeah I’m about to have some fun.

I can see him gulp when I look at him, ‘you ready’ I can see him shakily nodding his head; he looks like he is getting ready to faint.

‘Okay Go’ I hear someone say.

I close my eyes and place my lips on his and in that instant I am struck with the most amazing feeling in the world, his lips are so soft and this is where I want to stay forever.

I open my mouth as he slides his tongue into me, oh god I just want to die right now, right here just like this, I can hear his breathing escalating and is that his hands roaming towards my butt.

Yes world I Liz Parker am sitting here kissing the love of my life with his arms wrapped around me kissing me back wet ass and all.

Hello… his hands just moved lower and oh my god his hands are on my butt, his hands are on my butt. I don’t have a wet ass anymore but that’s besides the point his hands are on my butt, ‘mmmm’.

Was that him or me, I cant tell I am so lost right now all I can think about is getting closer, as I push my body towards his to get closer I suddenly feel like I am falling.

Oh yeah falling right into this dream come true, somehow my mind registers that I am no longer sitting up but rather laying down and guess what…yep you did right on top of him baby.

How the hell we got on the floor I don’t care, I just want time to freeze just like this. ‘Time’ I hear someone say, nope –no way I didn’t hear that, nope go away people.

Apparently he didn’t hear it because he still has his hands gripping my ass, and he’s still kissing me.

‘Guys’ ‘go away’ I mumble out not taking my mouth off of his, I feel Alex’s hands on my shoulders, go away buddy or there wont be anything left for Isabel to get a home run with.

I feel him pulling me back, noooo my mind is screaming out. I let Alex pull me up and I look at Max, he’s lying there motionless with his eyes closed and panting.

I’m right there with you buddy, right there with you.


Chapter 12

Max’s POV

Truth or dare all right let the games begin.

I hear Liz saying she’s not going to, she has to play how else am I going to get inside of her beautiful mind.

I see the others dragging her into the room and I can’t help but smile, my mind is already conjuring up dirty little dares for her do, all of them with me as the test subject.

‘I’m serious I’m not playing’ she says and I look at her ‘why not’ her eyes narrow at me and I try my best to hide the dirty images playing across my mind right now.

She goes on about what happened last time; I have to admit that was a pretty wild game I remember it like it was yesterday. Hell when you have a pair of tits no matter whose they are bared to your face your gonna look.

I tired to hide my smile when I see her losing her battle quickly, then as fast at it appeared I lose it.

‘That can be changed’ I hear Kyle say and I growl ‘over my dead body’, shh you didn’t hear that. I’d tied Kyle to the ground and drive over him twice before I would let him get with Liz.

I watch as Maria and Liz argue back and forth, she’s just so cute when she’s trying to be stubborn, the way her eyes narrow at you, the way her lips form this pout where all it makes you want to do is suck on them.

I grin big when I see that we won and watch as she goes to sit down, I don’t see it until I hear the others screaming watch out.

I can’t help but bust out laughing when I see that she has sat on a cup and now her ass is wet, being the nice guy that I am I get up and offer to fix it for her.

Get your dirty minds out of the gutter I don’t want her to have to suffer with a wet ass all night.

‘Alex truth or dare’ I hear Kyle ask him, I raise my eyebrow as I wait to see what Kyle is going to do.

‘How far did you and Isabel go last night’? Oh God the mental picture of Alex deflowering my little sister in the back of a car pops into my mind “NOT LISTENING’.

My poor sister mauled by tall lankly Alex…my sweet…wait a minute why do I care I’ve had the same dirty thoughts about Liz a thousands times a day.

’Second Base’ way to go buddy maybe it will help with that stick she has shoved up her ass, I’m hoping for a grand slam myself with Liz.


I hear Tess dare Liz to kiss me I feel like jumping up and down, I was happy enough with just getting to feel her lips on mine until I hear Tess say ‘with tongue’

She gets up and starts walking to me my mind keeps repeating Liz is going to kiss me, Liz is going to kiss me…did you hear me…just in case Liz is going to kiss me.

Oh God please let me keep my hormones in check, please…please…pleaseeee I’ll do anything, I’ll go to church, I’ll get on my knees and pray every night.

I watch as she gets closer to me, Oh the way she’s looking at me, no NO don’t look at me like that, she licks her lips, those sweet luscious lips, I’m never going to survive this.

I can already fell my body saying ‘oh yeah come and give it to daddy baby’ I gulp loudly as she straddles me ‘you ready’ she whispers, Oh God NO, No I’m gonna combust I know it.

I’m gonna die from this I just know it, I have one request please when my body bursts into ashes make sure they spread them all over Liz’s bedroom.

This is so not fair I’m gonna explode while kissing the love of my life; I can already feel my heart beating triple time. I can see the headlines now ‘Alien King Boy meets his doom by the lips of his dream girl’.

At least I can do something productive before I go I start to inch my hands lower to dry her jeans; I know she must be uncomfortable walking around with a wet ass. I know what you’re thinking thou I just want to cop a feel.

Okay so maybe your right but what better excuse is there to use, wow her butt fits perfectly into my hands, just the right size…did she just moan???

Somewhere my mind is registering that I’m making out with my best friend and while were at it I’m groping her in front of everyone.

But ask me if I care, hell no I’ve dreamt about this for so long there is no way I’m stopping now…someone’s going to have to pry my lips off of hers with a pair of pliers. I’m already thinking of a hundred different ways to thank Tess for this dare.

I hear someone saying time… not in my universe buddy just back the hell up. I feel her being pulled off me; someone is going to wake up tomorrow missing a few body parts thanks to my alien powers.

“Max’ I hear Isabel faintly calling my name, don’t speak to me right now I’ve died and gone to heaven.

[lissalou72]

WOW Max is so funny. I bet he was happy getting to kiss his dream girl. I know Liz didn't mind.

I can't wait to read the next chapter. I really love being able to re-reaad this great fic again.

Smooches

Lissalou

[Itzstacie]

Part 13 Liz's Pov

Whoever invented breakfast really needs to be shot.

I mean come on don’t people know that you are suppose to stay in bed on Sundays until at least noon, and if your up earlier than that you should be at church.

These are things I am thinking about while my mother is currently yelling at me to get out of bed because I am late for my shift.

So I know you want to know what happened last night after I kissed Max, well I can tell you that Maria winded up throwing up on Jim’s favorite chair, and Kyle winded up wearing a skirt and lipstick (thanks to yours truly).

After that pretty much nothing, I personally think a cat came and stole Max’s tongue because for some reason the rest of the night the boy couldn’t seem to talk, if he got more than two words out without stuttering it was an accomplishment.

But let me tell you again WHAT A KISS, that boys tongue was magical I tell you, I would like to personally shake the person or aliens hand that cloned him because boy did they get it right in ALL the places.

‘ELIZABETH PARKER IF YOUR NOT DOWN HERE IN FIVE MINUTES, YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE GIRL’

You know its funny when parents say that, what do they actually mean by it. Big Trouble? How, I mean they yell at you and sometimes barge into your room but do they actually do anything... No, do you get grounded..., No, they stand there tapping their foot and glaring at you until you move your butt.

I guess I better get up.

Walking downstairs I see Maria is already here leaning her head against the locker, she looks at me.

‘I am never drinking again’ she groans, ‘awe poor little Maria’ as I pat her on the head.

‘How come you don’t have a hangover, you drank as much as I did’.

“Shh do you want my father to hear you’.

‘Well it’s true’ she says as we walk out front.

I see Kyle and Alex sitting at a table, don’t these people know the meaning of home.

‘Hey Alex, Kelly’ that’s my new name for Kyle, he looked so cute last night in his little skirt’.

‘Not funny Parker’ he looks like he’s getting ready to kill me.

I see Alex trying to hide his laugh, I pat Kyle on his shoulder ‘but you make such a cute girl’.

‘Cut it out, it was bad enough I had to sit there and get a lecture from my father who wanted to know if I became gay’.

I can’t help but laugh, I can picture the poor sheriff sitting there thinking his son is gay and trying to figure out why.

‘It’s okay if you come out the closet’

‘I’m not gay’

“I mean we wouldn’t think of you any less’.

‘I’m not gay’

‘I know someone who-‘

“LIZ I’M NOT GAY’ he shouts, everyone is now staring at us.

‘I’m joking VALENTI, don’t have a cow’.

‘You know I never understood that expression’ Alex says ‘how does one have a cow, I mean you can eat a cow but to have one?”

‘Alexxxxxxxxxx’ Maria and I both yell as we shake our heads.

Maria follows me as I make my way behind the counter, ‘you know we need to come up with a plan’ she says.

‘A plan?’

‘To get Max to admit his feelings’ she says

‘How can he admit feelings, when he doesn’t have any’

‘Honey I think its time your mother changed your medication because you’re in denial’ she says as she pats my head.

I watch as she goes off into Maria-land, she’s probably going to be there for a while so I just better go make Alex and Kyle’s drinks.

If I were you I wouldn’t worry about her too much, she does this a lot. Where she just stands there deep in thought not noticing anything else around her.

One time when she was there, Alex tied her shoelaces together and the second she came out of her trance she fell flat on her face.

‘I got it’ she suddenly yells.

‘What’ that was a record for Maria; she generally takes about twenty minutes for her trips.

‘You are going to go on a date’.

Oh no the last time she tried to set me up; it was with Chuck from the chess club. The guy sat there the entire night giving me pointers about how to get checkmate.

Let’s just say if I wanted to join the chess club I would have no problems getting in now.

‘No Maria’

‘Yes Liz’

She walks off before I can argue with her anymore; she heads straight for a table full of jocks.

Sometimes I wish I could just disappear with the snap of fingers, or the wiggle of my nose. I mean noone would really miss me.

As I bring Alex and Kyle their drinks the bell goes off, Ahhh there is my tall, dark and green alien now. Hey you never know they might have actually been green before they came here.

My mouth automatically forms in a smile, I can’t help it, whenever I see him instant smile.

He sits down next to Alex ‘Hey’.

Hey yourself handsome ‘Hey’.

Maria comes walking up ‘Okay Liz I landed you a date for tomorrow night’.

Suddenly I hear the guy from The Twilight Zone in my head you are traveling to another dimension not only of sight and sound…but of mind.

‘Huh’ is all I can say.

‘What’ Max said?

‘A date tomorrow night’ Maria says.

“Who’ I say.

‘When’ Max says.

‘With Jimmy Spencer’ Maria says ‘tomorrow night’ she tells Max.

Who’ I say again.

‘Jimmy’ Max frowns.

‘Jimmy Spencer, quarterback, football team, brown hair, blue eyes’ she says.

Meanwhile Alex and Kyle look like they are watching a ping pong game with their heads going back and forth listening.

‘Huh’ I say

‘Why’ Max says.

‘Because Liz is young and she needs to go out and have fun’ Maria says.

As I’m standing there still trying to process all this information I hear ‘So Liz is seven okay’.

‘Uh-huh’ I say.

‘Great I see you then’ he says.

‘What’ I say.

When my brain finally catches up with my mouth, I realized what just happened.

I turn and glare at Maria ‘your best friend card just expired’.

‘You know I just remembered I have to do something’ Max says and gets up leaving, I watch him walking out the door, I tilt my head to the side; man that guy has a fine ass.

Once he’s gone I glare at Maria again and stomp off, she following me ‘No renewals allowed’ I tell her.

‘Come on Liz’ she says.

I turn my back to her waiting for Jose to put my orders up.

‘Liz’ no go away, I’m mad at you.

‘Lizzzz’ she whines, nope not going to work, go away you’re evil.

I glare at her and take the orders stomping past her, as I ask the customers if they want anything else, I notice Alex and Kyle laughing.

I turn to see what’s so funny and oh my god Maria is on her knees in the middle of the floor clasping her hands together in front of her ‘ELIZABETHHHH PLEASE FORGIVE ME, PLEASEEEEEEEE’.

I can’t help but crack a smile ‘get off the floor’.

‘Do you forgive me’?

‘No’

‘Well then I’ll stay right here’

‘You cant you have customers’.

She looks around at the people staring at her as she gets up ‘tell me what to do to make it up to you’

‘Die’

“You would miss me to much’

Hell she got me there ‘okay your right, but I’m still not forgiving you’

Fifteen minutes later

‘Forgiven me yet’

‘No’

Five minutes later

‘Forgiven me yet’

“No’

And this is how the rest of our shift went and well into the night she called me like sixty times in two hours, ending status Maria still begging.

Part 14 Max's POV

‘Stupid preppy boy’ these are the words I mutter under my breath as I stab at the piece of chicken that my mother made for dinner.

‘What did you say dear’ my mother asks as she looks up at me from across the table.

I glance up and see my mother staring at me and Isabel sitting with a raised eyebrow and a smirk on her face.

‘Nothing mom’ I say as I look back down pretending that my chicken breast is Jimmy Spencer’s face.

‘Dumb no dick jock’ I mumble again as I stab at it, grr I feel like taking this piece of chicken and flinging it into outer space.

‘Max you do know that piece of chicken is already dead, it’s not magically going to come back to life’ Isabel smirks. ‘Shut up’ I growl as I stab it a little harder this time and shove it in my mouth.

‘MAX!’ my mother screeches ‘don’t talk to your sister that way…what did Isabel do to you’, Isabel looks over ‘Its okay momma…Max just has his boxers in a twist because Liz has a date tomorrow night’

My head snaps up and I glare at her ‘how did you know that’ she smiles and takes a bite of her food ‘small town’ she just says.

‘Liz’ my mother looks at me ‘why would you be upset dear that Liz has a date, I think its great’ I scowl as I put my head back down ‘I’m not---

‘He’s in love with her but he’s too stupid to tell her’ Isabel says cutting me off. ‘Ohhh’ my mother smiles ‘why don’t you tell her sweetheart, I think Liz is a wonderful girl’.

‘It’s not that simple mom’ I mumble as I kick Isabel under the table ‘He’s a wussy’ Isabel says as she kicks me right back.

‘I’m not a wussy’ I say as I reach down and rub my shin, damm she can kick.

‘Well I think you should tell her’ my mom carries on not noticing the war going underneath the table.

‘Can we please not talk about this’ I yelp as I feel myself being zapped in the knee.

Only then does my father decide to finally join in ‘well I think if you feel this way about her then its time to stop the sleepovers’ WHAT he can’t do that, he had to realize I cherish those moment, if I don’t get to wake up next to Liz you might as well shove me back in my pod.

‘But Dad---

‘Max son you are a teenager, I know all to well what it was like when I was one. I know very well which parts you start thinking with son’.

‘Dadd’ I whine, remind me to kill Isabel when she goes to sleep tonight.

‘I think after dinner you and I will have the talk son’.

The talk…that talk oh god please just shoot me now. I look up and see Isabel gloating over there behind her glass, oh yeah if she thinks she’s going to make me go thru this alone she has another thing coming.

I sit back and grin wide ‘well maybe you should have Iz there too, after all she’s already making out with Alex Whitman’.

I smile trumiphfully when she starts choking on her drink and she sends me death glares across the table.

“Oh dear’ my mother clutches her chest ‘my babies, I can’t believe this…Isabel please tell me your being careful’.

‘It’s not like that mom’ she whines not liking the tables turned, I forge ahead ‘oh yeah she’s already rounded second base pretty soon she’ll be sliding into home’.

‘Bases?’ my mother asks me, she looks at my father ‘they have bases….what are bases…oh good god do I even want to know what bases are’ she carries on.

‘Thanks a lot…be afraid…be very afraid’ she tells me, I cross my arms over my chest ‘anytime’ I say smiling.

‘Max this is no time for joking…sex is a very serious thing…if you are going to joke about it then you have no business doing it’ my father says.

I quickly lose my smile and pick my fork back up “I’m not having sex dad’, geez I don’t even have the girl to have sex with, the closet thing I have right now is my hand and it gets a good enough work out.

My father puts his fork down and pushes back his chair ‘I think dinner is over for now, let’s go have that talk Max’

My head shoots up ‘what about Isabel’ I know I sound like a five year old who is being told he can’t have a cookie.

‘Your mother will talk to her’ he says, I slump my shoulders as I push back I look at Isabel and she’s glaring at me, something tells me I shouldn’t fall asleep tonight.


I come back two hours later horrified and find Isabel sitting on my bed waiting for me ‘ you do know that I am going to do horrible things to you when you sleep tonight’ she tells me.

‘You asked for it…why did you have to open your mouth about Liz’.

‘I can’t help it if you’re a moron Max; everyone else around knows how you feel about each other’.

‘What are you talking about’?

‘You two are just too stupid to see it, I mean why don’t you just do us all a favor and tell the girl how you feel’

‘Because she doesn’t feel the same way okay, and I don’t want to mess up our friendship…It would make everything awkward if she knows’.

‘I can’t listen to this anymore…its bad enough I had to listen to mom talk about taking me to the doctor for birth control…birth control Max we don’t even know if we can use that’

I flop back on to my bed ‘well at least you didn’t have a clerk asking you what size and what texture of a condom you needed’.

She breaks out laughing and I glare at her ‘it’s not funny she even asked if I knew how to put it on and dad told her if I didn’t he would show me’.

She laughs even harder and walks out of my room stopping before she gets to the door ‘just in case…don’t go to sleep tonight Max’ she says then leaves the room.

Do you have any room at your house to hide an alien king who is afraid of his sister?

[Itzstacie]

Chapter 15 Liz’s POV


Have you ever noticed when you live in a small town how fast news travels thru the street.

So it’s Monday and I’m walking down the halls and yes you guessed it the whole school knows about my date tonight.

‘Good for you Liz’

‘Heard about Jimmy’

“What a catch’

‘You are so lucky’

by the time I make it to Biology I think half the female population has stopped me and given me their comments.

Max is already sitting there staring at his book, he doesn’t even say hi when I sit down next to him.

After forty minutes of him staring at the same page, I lean over ‘What crawled up your butt?’

His head snaps up ‘nothing’.

I stare at him watching the way he avoids my eyes and stares back at his book, I know Biology is not that interesting.

“You didn’t even say Hi’ I point out.

‘Hi’ he says not looking up.

Okay this is weird usually when it’s just him and I; he usually talks my head off on some days.

‘So Wednesday night, I was think-‘

‘I don’t think I’m going to make it’ he says.

Okay where did that come from?

‘Why’ I blurt out, I mean I know I said things were changing, but in the back of my mind I really wanted things to stay the same.

“I don’t know, maybe your right, we are getting to old’ he says.

Before I can say anything he gets up and leaves when the bell rings leaving me sitting here with my mouth opened wide, when did these damn classes start getting shorter.


So now it’s like six and the only thing I have gotten done for this date tonight is take a shower.

I’m standing here naked looking at myself in the bathroom mirror, what happened with Max at school is really bugging me.

I mean logically I know that we are to old to spend the night by each other’s house; it’s only a matter of time before the ragging hormones kick in.

Not that I wouldn’t mind, nope not one little bit, but I want more than just sex, I want the happily ever after and somehow I just don’t see that happening with Max.

I sigh and walk out of the bathroom, I am suddenly hit with the fact that I am not alone ‘MAXXX’ I scream as I quickly grab my robe to cover myself.

He’s just standing there with his mouth open and his eyes bulged out ‘turn around’ oh god I can’t believe this.

‘So…rrr…y’ he says and quickly turns around.

‘What the hell are you doing here’?

‘I…I just wanted to come ask you to not go out with Jimmy tonight’.

‘Why’ I ask as I tie the straps around my waist.

‘Why’

‘Yes why, give me a reason’ I ask as I walk over to get my brush.

He turns and looks at me ‘I don’t like him’.

“You don’t like him’

‘I don’t like him’

‘Why’

‘I just don’t’

‘That’s not good enough’

‘You are too good for him, I don’t want you going out with him’ he says sticking his hands in his pockets.

I don’t know why but suddenly I feel my blood boiling.

‘OH I see, well excuse me but last time I checked this was my life’.

‘Liz’

‘Max go home, I don’t care what you think, I see how this is. It’s okay for you to do it, but not me. You know I don’t really like Tess but that doesn’t stop you from going out with her’.

‘That’s different’

‘Just go home’

He’s getting ready to say something else but right now I am just so mad at him, how dare he tell me what to do ‘Just GO’ I yell as I point to my window.

His shoulder slump and he crawls out of my window leaving, I know I should go after him and not really be mad at him, but right now the only thing clear in my mind is

Max Evans just saw me naked.

I’m still reeling over this fact when Maria comes barging into my room twenty five minutes later to let me know that Jimmy is here.

After rushing around to finish and telling Maria what just happened and picking her laughing ass off the floor,I finally make my way downstairs and manage to leave sneaking a quick look at Max who is sitting in a booth.

Twenty minutes later

“I have to say you look hot Parker’ I groan out a thank you before turning my attention back to the menu, I am really really going to kill Maria for this’.

‘Valenti’s been holding out on us’

What the hell is that suppose to mean

‘Excuse me’

‘Kyle he usually lets us in on who the hotties are since he throws all those cool parties…he’d been keeping you all to his self, who knew underneath that nerdy exterior was a true babe’.

I snap my menu down ‘First of all there hasn’t been nor will there ever be a Kyle and me and secondly I am not a piece of meat that all you pretty boys can toss around’.

He throws his hands up ‘Whoa Parker…I didn’t say there was I just meant that you cleaned up really nice, I never knew the class brain could look so hot’.

‘I’m not but thank you anyways’

‘Besides I don’t think Valenti is the one we guys would have to worry about’.

The waiter comes up before I can ask him what he means, and I do just that as soon as he takes our order and leaves.

‘Evans would grind our asses in the ground if we tired’.

‘Max’ why would Max care about it…then again he did seem pretty desperate tonight…he actually looked heartbroken when I left the Crash down.

Nah that’s just my mind playing tricks on me.

‘What does Max have to do with anything?’

He cocks an eyebrow at me ‘Liz please tell me you’re not that blind’.

I stare at him blankly.

‘Oh God! Women can be so dense sometimes’ he says laughing.

‘Explain yourself before I show you just how bitchy a woman could be too’.

‘We all see how he looks at you…that’s what I meant when I said you looked hot. No offense but we just couldn’t figure out what he was so infatuated with’ he flashes me a really big grin ‘now I know’.

‘Your crazy’ I mumble ‘okay say that’s true then why did you go out with me tonight’.

He leans back as the waiter places our plates down and asks if we need anything else, picking up his fork ‘besides that I like the company of a gorgeous woman…Jealously baby…works every time.

I’m still blushing over the fact that someone actually thinks I’m hot when I start to hear people whispering around us.

Oh look at the poor boy

I wonder if he’s homeless

Stupid bum…..they need to do something about them.

Being the nosy person I am, I of course start looking around to see what people are talking about, as I catch a glimpse of the person outside with his nose and hands pressed up against the window in the pouring rain, my eyes widen and I immediately put my head back down ‘oh God please kill me now’ I groan out.

Part 16

MAX’S POV


10 minutes 25 seconds that’s how long I have been sitting here staring at my Blood of alien smoothie with Maria glaring at me.

I know this because exactly 15 minutes 30 seconds ago Liz left on her date.

30 mins ago I walked in on my best friend naked, a site that will forever be planted in my mind, if she wouldn’t have screamed at me to turn around I am sure I would have exploded in my pants right then and there.

I had this whole planned speech I was prepared to give to stop her from going out, but one look at her naked body and the only thoughts I had running in my head were prepare yourself the missile is hot and ready to seek out its target.

As soon as she kicked me out of her room I came downstairs and slouched in a booth and that’s what I’ve been doing, I’m sitting here sulking; I want nothing more than to crawl back inside the pod I was hatched from.

Maria is mad at me, Liz is mad at me, I’m sure if I go home Isabel will be mad at me…how about I just add you to the list too.

Maria comes over and plops down across from me “Go away Maria’ can’t see she I just want to sit here and stare at my shake.

She throws the rag down on the table and folds her arms ‘you know I am so glad that I’m not from your planet’.

I raise my eyebrow at her, somehow the thought of Maria being an alien scares the hell out of me, she’s a pretty intimidating human, can you picture if she had powers.

‘Because if you made the stupid choices that you do here, it’s no wonder you were killed in your first life’.

I bang my head on the table as I groan ‘is there a point’

I look up at her out of the corner of my eye I can see her rolling her eyes at me ‘You really are blind aren’t you’ she says.

I just wish she would get to her point and go away; I know she knows what happened upstairs. I saw her and Liz talking before she left.

I look up at her and stare ‘I can see just fine’.

She reaches over and slaps me in the head, Dam for such a small women she has a powerful thwap behind her, no wonder Michael is afraid of her.

‘That was to knock some sense into you’ she says as I rub my head.

‘Why didn’t you stop her’ she asks.

‘Stop who’

‘Hello…Liz’ she says.

‘Why would I’ I know she knows I did because I know Liz and I know Liz would tell her, and by the way they both looked at me when they walked thru the door I actually started to slide underneath the table.

‘Because she loves you’

what, no way, Liz in love with me either she’s dreaming or she sniffed too much cedar oil or something.

‘Liz doesn’t -’ she reaches over

“Dammit Maria stop hitting me’.

‘No, not until you wake up”.

‘You have no idea what-‘I grab her wrist before she can do it again ‘Max come on you can’t be that stupid…well maybe you can but I am telling you she loves you, she has been in love with you’.

‘Why hasn’t she ever said something’?

‘Hmm well see there is something… oh yea because your going out with Mrs. harmonica, why do you think Liz has been acting like she has lately’.

Suddenly things are starting to make sense, the speeches, the distancing, it’s like someone finally turned on the light switch in my head. Liz Parker is in love with me, and I love her.

Maria must have noticed because she smiles ‘why are you still sitting here, go get her’.

I jump up from the table ready to ride in and Wisk her away, but then suddenly I am hit with insecurities, what if I’m to late, what if she-‘

‘GO” Maria yells and points to the door, and I find myself running out of the door straight for Liz.

I stare at her thru the window of the restaurant with my hands and nose pressed up to the glass.

I know I must look like some poor fool looking for food because I can see people whispering and pointing and to top it all off I am getting soaked because it decided to start raining.

Hmm I wonder if this what a puppy feels like when you see them in the pet store looking up at you.

I am determined to do this, I have to tell her how I feel, I know she sees me because her eyes widen and quickly looks away.

‘LIZZZ’ I scream pounding on the glass.

I see her bury her head in her hands trying to her best to ignore me, Jimmy is whispering to her and people are looking around to see who I am talking too.

She’s not going to get away from me this time.

I turn and stroll right thru the door not caring that I’m suddenly freezing or I’m leaving a wet trail behind me.

As I get close I can feel my heart pounding in my chest, this is it I’m either going to get the girl of my dreams or lose my best friend.

I ignore the snotty manager chasing after me, I ignore the waiters walking towards me, I ignore the other customers pointing, and I am zoned in on a certain brown hair girl sitting a few feet away.

I can see her eyes pleading to go away and not do this; she nervously looks around the restaurant.

‘Liz’ I say as I stand in front of her, breathless and dripping trying to get my heart under control.

“Max what are you doing here’ she says glancing at everyone in embarrassment.

‘I need to talk to you’.

I see her eyes harden I know I pressed my limit, but I have to do this while I have the courage.

‘I’ll talk to you later’ she snaps and looks away.

‘No...Now’ I say grabbing her and flinging her over my shoulder before she can say anything else.

I look at Jimmy ‘sorry this order is no longer on the menu’ I turn around with Liz screaming at me and stroll out.

[Itzstacie]

Liz’s POV

Omg I can’t believe this is happening to me, he’s lost his mind that has to be it or maybe an evil alien possessed him…you know it could happen I’ve seen invasion of the body snatchers.

I mean what kind of lunatic waltzes in on your date and slings you over his shoulder like a five pound bag of sugar, besides freaking out the thing running thru my mind is

Oh God can you see my underwear?

‘Max what the hell are you doing’

‘Just-‘

‘Just what’

‘Wait’

Wait he says to wait, what the hell kind of explanation is that and the worse part is I cant do anything but that seeing how he has me hogged tie to him.

He walks in the opposite direction and I yell out ‘where the hell are you going, the jeep is the other way’.

‘Just be quiet for two seconds’

‘I swear to God Max put me down or…or…’

‘Or what’

‘Or…I don’t know but when I think of something you’ll be sorry’

I hear him chuckle, why the nerve of him to laugh at me while I’m pissed…okay okay I’m not really pissed I do have a perfect up close and personal view of his ass.

I wonder what would happen if I sunk my teeth into his tight little jean covered ass. Probably nothing so what do i do...I just prop my chin into my hand and let him carry me.

I feel like we’ve been walking forever and in the rain no less.

‘You know I do have legs, I do know how to use them’.

‘Can’t take the chance you’ll run away’.

‘Have you been drinking’ oomph ‘you know it would have been nice if you set me down on feet and not dropped me on my ass’.

‘Sorry’

‘And let me mention the cold wet grass’

He puts his hands out to help me up ‘I can do it’

Once I’ve righted myself and smoothed my dress out, as much as I could seeing how it’s clinging to me.

‘Now what is soooo important that you felt like you had to interrupt my date’?

He stands there blinking at me forgetting the fact that we are both standing out in the pouring rain. I watch as he opens and closes his mouth several times’.

‘If you were thirsty all you had to do was ask for a drink and not make me stand out here so you could catch rain drops’.

His silence is really starting to bug me ‘that’s it, you can stay out here all you want and play in the rain, but me Hello human girl remember I can get sick I don’t have your incredible little immune system…I’m going home’.

I turn to leave and I feel a strong arm whip me back around and suddenly I feel a pair of lips on mine…a soft pair of lips…my best friends lips…a pair of hot alien lips’.

And do I care? Hell NO I’m not even questioning his motives right now, all I can think about is the way they felt when I kissed him at Kyle’s party.

What do I do? I attack his right back, lightening could strike me down right now… I could burn to a nice little crisp but nothing is going to get me to let go.

I feel his arms wrap around my waist pulling me closer to him and I throw my arms around his neck holding on for dear life. I feel like I’m drunk I’m so high right now from the feel of his tongue battling with mine for control.

He breaks away breathlessly as we stare at each other, I can feel and hear my heart pounding inside my chest.

He’s still holding onto me and it’s a good thing too because his next words out of his mouth cause my knees to buckle and give out.

Part 18

Max’s POV

This should be the moment of my life right?

Where I just told the girl of my dreams that I loved her, she should be holding and kissing me. We should be professing how stupid we’ve been about not telling each other sooner.

So what does Liz do after I kiss her and tell her I am in love with her? She looks at me and laughs, not one of those cute little giggles she does sometimes, but a full out rolling around stomach hurting laugh.

And me? I’m standing here like an idiot with my mouth opened wide from shock.

‘Liz you’re laughing’

‘Nice joke Max’

Joke??? What the- ‘you don’t believe me’

She stops laughing but she’s still smiling and trying to hold it in.

‘God Max…you must really hate Jimmy to pull a stunt like this one’.

‘But-‘

‘I have to admit even thou it’s a good one, it’s not nice, but if it will make you happy I won’t see him again’.

“Liz-‘

‘I mean I really had no idea you felt that way about him’.

‘I’m not joking’

‘Sure you not’

‘Dammit! I’m not okay…I love you, I’ve been in love with you, and I know you feel something too, I mean your knees weakened when I kissed you’

“My foot slipped on the wet grass’

‘Oh’

I can’t believe this, I put my heart out on the line and it’s breaking into a thousand pieces, God I can’t believe this happening.

‘So you don’t feel anything for me’

‘Were best friends Max of course I feel something for you’

“But you aren’t in love with me’

‘I didn’t say that’

‘So you do love me’

‘You want Tess’

‘You didn’t answer my question’.

“If you were in love with me, why did you wait until now to say something?’

‘Because I’m stupid’

She stands there looking at me biting on her bottom lip, I should be on my hands and knees begging her to believe me and demanding to know if she feels the same way, but all I can do is stare back and think how sexy she looks standing there drenched.

“You don’t believe me, do you?”

She shakes her head ‘no I don’t…I have to go, see you Max’

She turns and runs leaving me standing there, I know I should go after her but my feet wont budge and its seems the only thing I can manage is shouting out ‘but you never answered my question’.

An hour later I make my way into my room, my head and heart is hurting. Tonight was nothing like I planned it; I should just go seal myself back up in my pod and disappear.

I fine Maria and Isabel both in my room making matters worse, “Go away’ I mumble as I make way over and flop on my bed between the two of them.

‘No way, I want the dirt…what happened, did she jump into your arms and your going to live happily ever after, did you get it on the back of the jeep, or did you two run off and get secretly married’’ Maria babbles on.

I turn and look at her ‘you and your big mouth’

Maria shrieks and points to herself ‘me?’ she asks.

‘You and your tell her how you feel, tell her you love her, she loves you too’ I mimic in a whiny voice ‘I should have never listened to you’.

‘What Happened?’

‘She didn’t believe me’

‘She didn’t believe you?’

‘That’s what I said, didn’t I’

Isabel looks over ‘why’

I wonder if I could get away with zapping her right now.

‘Why?...I don’t know why, I told her how I felt and she laughed at me’

‘Oh man that bites’ Maria says.

‘Oh that’s got to hurt the ego’ Isabel says.

‘I know can you just imagine telling someone you love them and they laugh at you, that just like stepping in something and wiping it off on someone’ Maria says

‘I know, I mean-‘

“HELLO I’m right here you know’

Man if I didn’t feel bad already having two girls talk about your pride and ego in front of you takes the cake.

‘Well then were just going to have to prove it her’ Maria says.

‘Prove what’

Why do women feel the need to hit a man when they feel like it, do they take you aside into a special class and teach you these things?

‘That you love her you idiot’ Maria says.

‘It doesn’t matter, she doesn’t feel the same way….I swear to God Maria if you hit me one more time I’m going to make your hands disappear.’

‘Then stop being stupid…Look Liz is in love with you too, we all know it. Why she doesn’t believe you I don’t know’

Isabel cuts in ‘so your going to show her your serious, its got to be something that will her get attention-‘

‘Something big and make it so everyone else knows it too and then she can’t deny it’ Maria adds.

I look back and forth between the two of them ‘what do you have in mind’.

I watch as they look at each other and smile, God I hope I don’t wind up in jail.

[Itzstacie]

Part 19 Liz’s Pov

Oh God…Oh God….Oh God is all I can think of as I pace my room back and forth.

Where the hell is Maria when I need her, I’m having a nervous breakdown and she’s no where to be found.

Normally it would be Max calming me down but seeing how he is the reason I’m in a turmoil I can’t very well call him.

I can’t believe this, the one time I actually need her quirky brain I can’t find her, she probably off boffing Michael.

That idea has me pacing more, she cant be boffing him, she has to be here calming me down, giving me advice, talking a mile a minute taking my mind off this thing.

Max has set my whole world off axis; tonight was like all my dreams and nightmares coming true. He’s in love with me…I can’t believe it me mousy Liz parker has Max Evans in love with her.

It has to be some sort of joke, somebody must have put him up to it, maybe Maria that’s why she’s avoiding me tonight, picking up the phone.

‘Maria where the hell are you…I’m having a nervous breakdown and your off boffing Michael aren’t’ you…I know that’s what your doing when you should be here’.

I slam the phone down, what if he said was true, and what if he really does love me, where do we go from here. I mean now I don’t know how to act in front of him, do I just pretend it was a really good joke or do I actually put my heart on the line and believe him. Grr where is she.

‘Maria it does not take this long to get it on, tell Michael to speed it up like a jack rabbit and call me back, I need my whacky friend’.

God I think I may actually pull my hair out, how could he do this to me I mumble.

“Honey…Its not a good thing to talk to yourself someone might think your crazy’.

I stop and look at my mom ‘huh’.

She walks in my room all the way ‘you were talking to yourself out loud honey. Are you feeling alright she asks me’?

‘Boys’ I let out a huff and flop down on my bed, she comes and sits down next to me ‘awe honey what’s the matter’.

“Mom’ I whine ‘I can’t talk to you about it’ she gives me this look ‘why’ ‘because your mother’ I say flinging my arms over my eyes.

“Well I may be your mother but I was a girl once your age, I do know a thing or two…just pretend I’m Maria if it will help I’ll start talking really really fast’.

She actually makes me laugh as I give in ‘fine’ I say as I roll over “Max told me he loved me tonight’

She breaks out in a smile ‘Awe that’s so sweet’ “Mom’ I say before she can break out into a chorus.

“What I know you have feelings for him’ I sit up with my mouth hanging open ‘God does everyone know’.

She pats my head ‘I may be old sweetheart but I’m not blind, I remember when your father-‘‘Mommm please I don’t need a trip down memory lane about how long it took daddy’.

She laughs and lies down next to me propping her head in her elbow ‘okay…okay so what’s the problem then, Max told you he loved you isn’t that what you want’.

‘Yes…no…I don’t know’ I whine “Lizzie I’ve never seen you so confused before….if he feels the same way you do then give it a go…but no more sleepovers, dating is one thing but having sex is another’ “mom’ I yell out ‘sex is the furthest thing form my mind’.

Not really but she doesn’t need to know how much I want to find out if Max could take me to the moon and back, not to mention how curious I am to see if he’s as big as he feels.

And No I haven’t touched him but I have felt him pressed into my thigh or butt a few times when we were sleeping.

“That’s good to know honey’ she places a kiss on my forehead and gets up ‘I think you should take a chance honey… you never know and besides if I’m right many…many’ she presses ‘years from now I’ll have the most beautiful grandchildren in the world’.

‘MOM” I exclaim. She just laughs and leaves my sputtering.

The next morning I’m not surprised nor do I question why Maria is picking me up instead of Max as I open the door to the jetta.

‘For your Info I was not boffing Michael last night, and if I was Honey the earth could have exploded and I wouldn’t have stopped’ she says the minute I get in.

I roll my eyes and look over at her ‘where the hell were you then, I need you last night I thought I was going to pull my hair out’.

She smiles and puts the car into drive ‘I was busy’ is all she says.

I narrow my eyes and look at her, ‘what are you up to’.

‘Muah’ she asks

‘Yes you…what were you doing last night’.

‘I told you I was busy… now what was so important that you felt the need to call my cell phone twenty times’.

I fold my arms across my chest ‘I’ll tell you later’.

‘Tell me now’

‘No I don’t want to talk about it now’ I still haven’t decided what I’m going to do about Max, I think I’m more frustrated with myself because I didn’t get any sleep over trying to figure out what to do and in the end I’m still right where I started.

I narrow my eyes at her as she chuckles ‘what are you so happy about this morning…your never happy this early’.

She just shakes her head ‘nothing’ and then she cranks up the radio so I can’t get it out of here.

As we pull up to the school I notice how everyone is looking at me and whispering, I turn and find Maria with a big grin on her face, I look down at myself trying to find out what they are staring at.

‘Do I match’ I ask

She looks at me confused ‘uh yeah’

‘Do I stink or something’

She cracks up laughing ‘no’

‘Then why is everyone staring at me like I’m the new kid’.

She just shakes her head and loops her arm thru mine ‘you’ll see’.

‘See what’ she starts dragging me towards the school ‘Maria what will I see...’ I trail off as I get my answer my eyes getting big as saucers, Oh My God!

Part 20 Max’s POV

I have detention for two weeks!

Do I care? No just the look on her face was worth every minute, I know later I’ll be saying stupid teachers don’t know romance if it bite them in the ass but right now I’m just too damn happy to care.

This smile is going to be plastered to my face, I bet you are dying to know what I did aren’t you, I bet your sitting there on the edge of your seat screaming at me to tell you.

It was something wonderful, romantic and something that finally convinced her because if that kiss she gave me was any indication then I don’t know what would be.

That was kiss was the kiss of all kissed and I’m surprised I didn’t blow my load while standing there in the middle of the hallway.

I was so dazed that I didn’t even get embarrassed when Kyle so nicely pointed out just how much that kiss affected me.

I should have been running and hiding in the bathroom or at the least wondering how I was going to face everyone again for getting a boner in the middle of the hallway packed with students and teachers.

But I don’t care, I finally got the girl and nothing is going to ruin that moment.

I know…I know enough already you want to know what I did, what little plan Maria and Isabel came up with.

I wasn’t too thrilled about the idea at first, mortified that I would be making a complete fool out of myself for nothing, but now I plan on making it my life’s mission to find someway to thank them.

Okay…Okay I’ll tell you stop twisting my ears, I know their big and their just there but they are sensitive and I would rather have Liz’s mouth on them than your fingers.

So I’ll tell you, last night was when we actually started to put the plan in motion, we had to wait and make sure no one was going to be at the school mainly the janitors, so after securing the hallways, Isabel and I got to work filling the hall with dozens and dozens of flowers, we had to use or powers so don’t tell anyone.

Being a guy I hate to admit it looked really beautiful a rainbow of colors covered the floor as you walked in the doors; Have to give ourselves a pat on the back for that one.

It took us most of the night and as we finished I knew then there was no turning back, and in the morning as I stood there holding a sign that said I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU LIZ PARKER, I prayed for the first time that this would work.

Even the crazy stares and whispers weren’t going to make me move from my spot, and surprisingly the teachers didn’t say anything. At first the male teachers tried but the females one overrode them saying how romantic it was and wanted to see how it played out first.

‘Finally grew a pair’ Kyle says as he pats me on the back.

‘Go away Kyle’.

‘No way man, I want to be front and center for this’.

‘Kyle take a step back or I’ll make sure your sitting down peeing for the rest of your life’ Thank you Isabel she gives me a smile ‘this is going to work’ she reassures.

I give a weak smile back, I’m starting to get nervous, more nervous than last night and I actually feel like I might pee in my pants.

‘You do realize you are drawing attention, I mean I’m all for getting the girl Maxwell but this far from laying low so people wont get suspicious’.

‘Shut up Michael, I think its romantic and Liz is going to be stunned when she sees it’ Tess says walking up.

‘She’s probably going to run screaming for the hills’ he says.

‘No that’s Maria specialty’ Tess says winking at me.

I manage to smile as I tighten my hold on the sign ‘Guys can we please just shut up, I’m nervous enough’.

‘Don’t worry Max this is going to work…I have to say this plan is so much better than the lets try and make Liz jealous one’ she says.

‘Hey that was your plan’ I protest.

“Whatever you went along with it…hey do you think I could borrow the flowers when you’re done’ she says glancing over at Kyle.

‘Going to grow a pair too’ Michael asks.

‘Uh no…That’s gross I happen to like my feminine parts very much thank you’ she says smacking him once.

‘Do I even want to know why you are talking about Tess’s body parts’ Alex asks as he joins our little circus.

‘NO’ we all shout.

He shakes his head chuckling then slaps my shoulder ‘nice work Max If I was gay and wasn’t already in love-‘

‘Don’t even finish that sentence’ Isabel cuts in.

‘Awee honey you know I only go for girls’ he says.

She raises her eyebrow and he quickly adds on ‘I mean I go for only one girl…a tall bodacious bomb shell’.

‘That’s better’ she says smiling’.

‘Suckup’ Michael coughs behind his hand causing Kyle to bust out laughing.

Isabel glares ‘What was-‘‘Guys Please either go away or shut up she’s going to be here any minute’ I scream.

“Sooner than you think’ Kyle says and I jerk my head towards the door.

She’s standing there with her eyes wide and her jaw dropped open, Maria is standing there next to her grinning like a Cheshire cat.

I stand there waiting since I feel like If I attempt to move I’ll fall flat on my face seeing how my knees are shaking and my palms are sweating up a storm.

The entire school is watching to see what happens and I think she is feeling the same way I am being that Maria has to give her a hard nudge to get her moving.

I take a hugh gulp as she comes to stand in front of me ‘hi’ I squeak out.

She just stares at me opening and closing her mouth trying to form a word, I clear my throat and then look her in the eye.

‘I meant everything I said last night, I love you Liz Parker and I have for a long time and I…I want. .. I mean…I hope that you would want to be my girlfriend’.

I hear a bunch of awes and sighs and even some dumb jocks muffling wimp and other choice words behind their hands.

She still stands there blinking her eyes at me and not saying anything.

I tug nervously at the collar of my shirt suddenly feeling like its a hundred degrees in here.

“Liz’ I ask nervously.

Before I can get another word out she launches herself at me, I drop the sign I’m holding as I wrap my arms tightly around her waist and kiss the hell out of her.

[Itzstacie]

Part 21

Liz’s POV

Okay so I’ll admit it wasn’t the best move but at least I’ll get to spend more time with Max.

I know what your going to say what the hell was I thinking, but you have to realize at the time I thought it was a good idea.

I mean I was going out of mind, I just wanted to see Max and I couldn’t wait another minute.

I just felt like I would lose it if I didn’t see him right that minute, that my lips would disappear or something if he didn’t kiss me in that instant.

So I did it, I Liz Parker sweet, innocent, perfect, all American good girl flashed a teacher.

I know your shocked huh, didn’t think I had it in me to do something like that, don’t worry I shocked myself too. The things you do for love.

Max was in dentition serving his sentence for his show he put on, let me just add that it was the most romantic, the most beautiful thing anyone has ever done for me, how could I not believe him after that.

He was really in love with, head over heels, fireworks on the fourth of July in love with me how could any girl resist that.

Afterwards we did talk and decide to give us a try, I’m still a little ticked at him for telling me the only reason he flirted with Tess was to try and make me jealous.

AS IF! I could never be jealous of her but it did make me not hate her so much and I’ll feel even better once I get her and Kyle together.

But back to my little flasher incident, here’s a small recap incase you forgot. Max was in dentition and I was slowly becoming a mental patient not seeing him.

So I decided I was going to sneak him out of detention, I mean Mr. Miller wouldn’t even miss him, the man sleeps most of the time away.

I meant the guy just makes you sign in then conveniently hides behind a book, everyone knows he’s napping behind there.

I came up with the perfect plan, I strode thru the door with a purpose, a mission and I wasn’t going to fail, and when sixteen heads popped up to stare at me, I knew I was going to be the talk of the school, I mean come on lets face it teenagers are nosy and gossipy.

‘What can I do for you Miss Parker’ he asks me, I quickly glance at Max and see him staring at me in confusion but with a smile too.

‘I just wanted to get your…uh…your opinion for my act at the talent show sir’ I wasn’t really going to be in it but I needed a cover.

‘Well Miss Parker the tryouts are tonight I’ll see what you have then…as you can see I am in the middle of something’.

Oh shut up you big lug, this is more important than your nap ‘I know sir but I really really want to show it to you now…I mean I may get nervous tonight sir and when do that I tend to get sick, so I just wanted to see if it was good enough now that I have the courage’.

He sighs ‘okay show me’ leaning back on his chair.

‘Well sir I need to you to…uh…just come stand right here’ I point to in front of me.

He shakes his head and gets up, I quickly look at Max and see he has his eyebrow rose wondering what I’m doing; I quickly motion my head towards the door.

He looks at the door then back to me, motioning my head again he catches on and smiles big giving me a nod.

Making sure Mr. Miller’s back is to the class I watch out of the corner of my eye as Max quietly sneaks out ‘All right Miss Parker what do you want to show me’ he says folding his arms over his chest.

“Well I thought for my talent I could be a…a flasher’ and just as quickly as the words leave my mouth I yank my shirt and bra up baring my breasts to him.

I hear the classroom erupt into loud claps and whistles as I roll my eyes.

I put my shirt back down quickly and see Mr. Miller standing there with a horrified look on his face and his mouth wide open in disbelief.

I take that as my cue ‘well as I can see its not going to work, so I’ll just’ I point to the door ‘okay bye’ I yell as I run out of the classroom.

I don’t stop until I’m flinging myself into Max’s arm by the exit door, he catches me instantly ‘what’ he starts but I stop him by plunging my lips onto his, he tightens his hold on me and eagerly accepts my greedy mouth.

Only when the fog clears and I realized we need to get out of here before we get caught do I break away ‘God I needed that’ I sigh breathlessly.

‘Not that I’m complaining but what was that for’ he asks me as we walk out of the doors, I take his hand ‘I was just thinking how much I wanted to kiss you before I died’.

‘Before you die huh’ he smirks as we get to his jeep, he leans my back against the side and stands in front of me fitting his body closely to mine.

‘Well you know’ I say teasingly as I start to nuzzle his nose with mine, I wrap my arms around his neck ‘I think I like that idea of wanting to kiss me, but no dying’.

‘But that’s what I have an alien boyfriend for you could just bring me back’.

He smiles ‘it wont get to that I’ll just have to make sure I leave you well satisfied each time I leave you’.

“Oh I think we can arrange that, and let me add I like that plan of yours ‘I say before taking him in another mind blowing kiss.

After a few minutes he pulls back and helps me into the jeep ‘by the way what exactly did you do, I heard all the whistling and clapping’.

‘Oh’ I say now blushing and lowering my head ‘well I sorta, kinda of flashed Mr. Miller’.

‘LIZZZ’ he says surprised and I can’t help but blush harder.

I look up ready to take his bitching but instead I find him staring at me intently and his eyes are dark. He leans in a little closer to me ‘can I get a private replay later’ he asks me huskily.

Part 22 Max’s POV

‘TAKE THAT!” I yell as I jump and slam the controller down throwing my hands up in victory.

I look down to see the others looking at me like I just lost my head.

‘You do know you’re getting excited over beating Mario…a game that a five year old could beat’ Kyle says smirking.

‘Whatever’ I say as I sit back down ‘ your just jealous my time was still faster than yours…so go ahead and say it I’m the man, I’m the king’.

‘King of shit maybe’ Kyle says tossing his controller down.

‘Awe leave him alone he’s just frustrated’ Alex speaks up.

I narrow my eyes at him.

‘Sexually frustrated you mean’ Michael coughs behind his hand.

‘Shut up’ I growl at him.

‘What’s the matter Liz won’t do the tango with you’ Kyle says.

‘Leave me alone’.

‘Would you stop growling Max your not an animal…It’s not our fault if your woman wont give in’ Alex grinning.

Michael breaks out laughing ‘she’ll flash the school but won’t give you a peek…man you should have just stayed in detention’.

“Holy Shit that was true’ Kyle says choking on his drink ‘ I thought it was just a rumor’ he snorts ‘damm didn’t think Parker had it in her…man I wish I –

‘Don’t even finish that’ I snap.

Kyle puts his hands up ‘chill out dude it was only a joke, the only assets I want to see are the ones belonging to a blue eyed bombshell’.

I flop back down and throw my arms over my eyes ‘she says she scared’.

Michael raises his eyebrow ‘scared’.

‘Yes because of you know’ I say pointing up towards the sky.

‘Is she whacked…what does she think you’re going to shed a skin and go all species on her’

I can’t help but crack a smile at Michaels analogy, honestly I don’t know what she’s scared of, other than the fact that we just started this thing and shouldn’t rush into it, but at the same time its not like we don’t know each other, we’ve know each other most of our lives, I really cant think of anything else that would be holding her back.

‘Maybe Maria can let her know how it is’.

Michael spits out his chips ‘Uh…NO...I do not wish my sex life to be an open biliogy lesson’

‘Oh come on you know that’s exactly what they are talking about right now, why else would they pull a girl’s only night on a Friday night’ Kyle says.

He picks his fingernails for a minute then looks up ‘by the way how is it really…you know enlighten with your wise knowledge for us mere folks who haven’t experience the alien bliss yet’.

‘It’s perfectly normal’ Alex says without a second thought.

Well that’s good to know, at least….wait a minute ‘YOU DEFLOWERED MY SISTER’ I yell standing up.

Alex looks up at me with guilty wide eyes gulping ‘did I say that out loud’.

‘Yes you did’

“Oh well you know it’s...and…you…oh wow would you look at that my bladders kicking in have to go’ and he beelines for the bathroom.

‘Oh God I’m forever scared’ I so didn’t need to know that.

“Well you wanted to know if it was normal’ Kyle says laughing.

‘No you did and Oh God that’s just so gross…I didn’t need that knowledge about my sister’.

‘Max relax why are so freaked out, you want to do the thing to Liz’ Michael reminds me.

‘But…but that’s different, were talking about my sister, oh god my poor innocent sister –

‘- not so innocent anymore’ (yelp) ‘Awe Shit Max that hurt like hell’ Kyle says rubbing his ass check ‘damm that better not leave a mark’.

‘IS THE ALIEN TAMMED YET’ I hear a nervous voice yell from the back of the house, I crack a smile and sit back down.

‘Yea he’s cool…aren’t you Max’ Michael says giving me a look, I roll my eyes ‘your safe Alex’ I yell out.

We watch as he slinks back in keeping his back to the wall as he slowly walks, he watches to make sure I’m not going to zap him.

‘I’m sorry Max not exactly how I wanted you to know….but don’t worry I think Isabel will make me pay when she finds out’ he says.

‘Its okay Alex…just caught me off guard, It was something I would have rather not known about my sister’ I shudder.

The room goes silent and we all sit there staring at the TV which is still playing that annoying theme from Mario.

I raise my hand and sent a blast to the TV shutting it up, Kyle looks at us “this blows lets go crash the girls only night’.

We all look at each other and break out into smiles as we jump up and grab our jackets.

[Itzstacie]

Part 23 Liz’s Pov

‘Oh my God turn that off’ I shout as I see what is playing on the TV coming out of the bathroom.

‘No way just look at him go’ Maria shouts.

‘Yeah baby stick it to her’ Tess shouts.

‘Oh my God I don’t even think Alex is that big’ Isabel says.

‘ISABEL’ we all shout shocked looking at her.

She rolls her eyes ‘what’

Maria takes the remote and hits pause ‘you had sex with Alex’ I ask.

‘Yes now leave it alone’ she says.

‘No way girlfriend you spill the beans and expect us to be quiet, we want details…nice juicy details’ Maria says.

‘Maria you are so morbid’

She pushes my shoulder ‘oh come on just because you want to play Virgin Mary doesn’t mean the rest of us are going to join your nunnery’ she says.

Tess breaks out laughing as I glare at her ‘I’m not playing nothing’ I quickly defend myself “I’m just waiting for the right time; besides you already did the deed with Michael you don’t need info’ I say turning back towards Maria.

‘And your point’

‘I swear I think your all conspiring against me, why is it so important for me to have sex, and if you didn’t notice I’m not the only virgin in the room’.

‘Not for long’ Tess says, I roll my eyes and look at her ‘I plan on giving Kyle a nice little ride on the alien express soon’.

‘Oh God’ I groan, it’s not that I don’t want to have sex, believe me I’m more than ready, but Max and I just started out past the friendship stage. I don’t want our relationship to be all about sex, I have a feeling that once I cross that line with him I’ll turn into a nympho, I mean who wouldn’t when you have a hunk for a boyfriend.

‘Can we please just change the subject, my sex life is my business and when I decide to take that step it will be between Max and I and not you nosy people’.

‘Okay Prude’ Maria says yanking me down next to her on the edge of the bed ‘Now lets get back to Happy Harry and the porno express’ she says wiggling her eyebrows.

I roll my eyes ‘I can’t believe your watching this’.

‘Shush who knows maybe you will learn something you can use on Max’.

‘Okay enough talk about my brother, you’re ruining the movie’.

‘It’s not a movie…it’s a porno’.

‘Hush or I’ll zap your lips together, I want to able to watch this and not get visuals of my brother’.

‘You know-

‘SHUSH!’

I glare and turn my head to the TV, cocking my head on side Holy Shit how the hell did he get her legs to go like that.

An hour later were sitting around bullshitting and letting Isabel and Tess use their voodoo on our hair and makeup. I find it funny how I’m getting along with Tess now, before it was so easy to hate her because I thought she was with Max but it turns out underneath that sometimes whinny voice is a pretty cool person.

‘You know I wonder something’ she says smiling at me, I raise my eyebrow ‘what’.

She smiles bigger and reaches up to my hair ‘just wonder what you would look like with-‘a loud banging breaks up our commotion as we all stare at each other.

Maria gets up stomping to the living room ‘that better not be who I think it is or we all are going to be making the rabbit our new best friends because our boyfriends will be out of commission’.

The rest of us start cracking up laughing as we follow her, watching as she yanks the door open.

‘What are you doing here’ she screams ‘Girls only…G.I.R.L.S…O.N.L.Y’ she spells out real slow ‘you know humans who don’t have penis’s’.

‘Oh shut up Blondie, I was lonely without you’ Michael says causing her to melt into a puddle of glue as he leans forward and plants his lips on hers before she can utter another sound.

He pulls back and his eyes go wide ‘what the- but Max cuts him off pushing him out of the way and stalking towards me ‘LIZ WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR’.

Oh shit someone’s in trouble.

Part 24 Max’s POV

No…no…no…I don’t think so.

They are all staring at me like I’m a crazed man, but I don’t care, glaring at the women who are behind giving me a heart attack. The yearly “Alien Takedown is about to become Alien Smack down’.

My poor beautiful Liz, how could they do this to her, her luscious brown hair how could they make her…make her…BLONDE?

I think I’m going to cry.

‘Max’ I jerk my head around looking at her ‘we were just experimenting that’s all’ she says shrugging her shoulders.

‘Experimenting’ I repeat shaking my head as I land in front of her ‘no…no…no do makeup, fingernails, and clothes but don’t touch my hair’ I whine bringing my hands up ‘my poor beautiful hair’ I choke.

‘Max’ I hear Tess say, I snap my head to hers, grabbing Liz I drag her over there ‘change it back….change it back right now…right now’ I say stomping my feet.

‘Jesus Christ your acting like a child’ Kyle says smirking ‘I think she looks hot’.

I glare at him.

‘Oh alright you big baby, it wasn’t going to say that way…geez we were just having fun’ Tess says rolling her eyes. ‘You know you could have just as easily did it without throwing a hissy fit’ she says as she changes it back to its natural color.

‘So’ I say reaching up and running my fingers thru her dark locks now that my heart rate has returned to normal beating level.

‘Don’t do that again please’ I pout looking at her… Utoh she’s glaring at me.

‘Your hair’ she says.

‘Liz-

‘The last time I checked this was my head -

‘But Liz-

‘Who do you think you are, if I want to change my hair it’s my choice -

‘Baby just –

‘How do you know I didn’t like it blonde, how do you know I may have like it like that, hell I kind of like it short….I just may cut it off’

‘Huh’ I squeak out as the air whooshes out of my lungs.

‘In fact you know what, Isabel…Tess one of you come here I think I’m ready for a change’ she says.

I snap my head toward them ‘either of you take one step in this direction and you’ll both be missing assets that I know Alex and Kyle worship.’

Tess and Isabel look at Alex and Kyle who are looking everywhere else as we argue, Kyle turns to me quick ‘Hey leave us of out of this.’

‘Max Evans!’ Liz screams. ‘How dare you’.

Okay so I know I’ve gone overboard but she doesn’t understand, her hair is my obsession among other things, and it’s at stake here.

‘Baby –

‘Don’t you baby me, I can’t believe you’ she humphs and storms towards the back.

I immediately chase after her ‘Liz’.

‘Go away’ she hollers behind the closed door.

I try the doorknob finding it locked, I’m about to use my powers when I hear ‘if you unlock that door I’ll not only cut my hair I’ll shave it all off and get a tattoo on my head’.

I yank my hand back as if being burned ‘please open the door’ I beg.

‘NO….go away I’m mad at you’.

‘Liz please I’m sorry okay…it’s just….it just caught me off guard, I was in shock’.

She doesn’t say anything I lean my head against the door ‘baby please don’t be mad at…I really am sorry, I just love your hair the way it is, I love how soft it always feels, I love how shiny it always looks and I love how it smells like strawberries and vanilla all the time, I love running my fingers thru it and…and one day I hope to be able to feel it run over my body….my whole body’.

I hear a gasp behind the door and smile, I start tracing patterns on the door ‘did I ever tell you that when I used to sleep at your house I would wait until you fell asleep and I would just lay there touching your hair running it thru my fingers, and I would always wish that I could have the courage to just wake you up and tell you how I felt about you and then after that I wouldn’t need to make excuses just to touch your hair’.

I stumble forward when she yanks the door open putting my hands out she launches herself at me holding me upright as she buries her head in my chest, I wrap my arms around her as she sniffles ‘okay I wont touch my hair’ she says.

I smile bigger as I pull her chin to look at me ‘thank you’ I say as I lean down and kiss her.

“Awe now wasn’t that just the sappiest thing ever’ Kyle says clapping his hands together ‘now that the queen has made her king happy…anyone care to tell me what you guys are doing with my porn collection’ he says pointing to the TV that still has the porno movie paused.

[Itzstacie]

Chapter 25

Liz’s Pov

‘Maria Ann Deluca’ we all jump up at the sound of Amy’s voice. She stands there with her hands on her hips tapping her foot looking at all of us.

‘Mom’ she says getting up and I bit my lip from smiling as I spy Michael trying to sneak away. I don’t know how we all managed to fall asleep, one minute we were watching a movie and the next we are finding out where Maria gets her hurricane name from.

‘Oh no you don’t’ she yells grabbing Michael by his collar ‘care to explain yourself young lady I gave you permission for a girls sleepover not an orgy’.

“Mom please your way overreacting’ she says rolling her eyes.

‘Don’t tell me what I’m doing, I was a teenager once I know how you kids think these days, think once the parents are gone you can romp all over the place…well let me tell you something there will be no romping going on under my roof’.

“Mom’ Maria says.

“Do I make myself clear’.

‘God I can’t-

‘Am I clear’ she says again.

‘Yes ma’am’ we all agree quickly.

“Good now I want all you boys to line up right here’

I glance at Max and have to hold in my laughter as his expression, he looks like he is getting ready to face a firing squad. He’s too cute to pass up and I lean in to kiss him “MAX’ Amy yells causing him to jump and scurry over the others.

I give him an apologetic look and sit down on the couch ‘Mom what are you doing’ Maria exclaims ‘Sit’ she points to the couch ‘I will deal with you in a minute’ ‘Mom-‘ ‘SIT’.

Maria mumbles under her breath as she sits down ‘God please just kill me now’.

We all watch as Amy begins to pace back and forth in front of the boys ‘Now I want you boys to promise me that you will treat these girls with respect…that you will not refer to them as piece of meat’.

They go to answer and she holds up her hand ‘not finished…now do you promise to be understanding ant cherish them the way they are meant to be.

You will not pressure them into sex or any form of sexual activity until you are well over twenty and married’.

I cover my mouth trying to hide my smile, If she knew half the people in this room already had sex I think she would keel over especially with Maria being one of them.

I glance at Isabel and see her trying to hide behind Tess, Amy stops pacing and folds her arms over her chest ‘well’ she says.

‘Yes Ma’am’ all four of them say at once.

‘Good now why are you here’ she asks.

They all at once point at Kyle ‘It was his idea’ they all say.

‘HEY’ Kyle says ‘man why do I always get the blame, everyone is always picking on me’ he mumbles shaking his head.

Amy pats his arm ‘awe honey its only because it’s usually true’, his eyes widened and I can’t help it the laugh escapes me.

Amy whips her head to mine ‘Sorry’ I squeak out, ‘this is not funny young lady…sex is a very serious things’.

‘Jesus mom were not having sex, we were watching a movie and fell asleep that is all…there is no hanky panky, no groping or body fluids being passed around’.

‘Uh-huh and which movie were you watching’ she asks with a raised eyebrow.

My eyes widen suddenly looking for the porn tape we were watching before the boys got here, I see Tess out of the corner of my eye quietly hiding it behind her back and I let out my breath.

‘Steppford Wives and it was boring we can’t help it if we fell asleep…look its still in the player’ she says pointing.

We watch as she walks over and looks at the TV to check it out ‘humph’ is all she says and walks back over to the boys.

‘One more thing then you can go…now I may be old but I’m not stupid, I want to know if you boys have protection’.

Isabel starts choking on her drink and I quickly pat her back, I look over and see all four boys turning beat red. I’m curious to see if Max does even though we haven’t crossed that line yet. I wonder if wants to sometime soon.

They all nod their head obediently and my mouth drops open when Amy says ‘Not good enough, I want to see the proof with my own eyes’.

They all look at each other, then glance to us…we see them all gulp.

‘Come on I know you probably carrying them in your wallets…let’s see them’.

We watch as they all slowly pull out their wallets pulling out the wrapped condoms.

‘Good boys…you can go now’ she says, they quickly shout bye and run for the door.

‘Michael’ Amy calls out and he stops and looks back ‘Just a little advice, you may want to buy some new ones, I think you got the wrong size yours had large on it, those may be too big’.

“MOMMMM’ Maria screeches.

Chapter 26


Max’s POV

I conveniently try and hide my snickers behind the menu, last night is still fresh in my mind. I have to say facing Amy Deluca topped the embarrassing conversation I had with my father about sex.

I would rather face an army of aliens than have to live through that again, but all in all as scared as I was hearing Amy tell Michael his condoms were too big was worth it all.

‘Shut up’ he growls across the booth from me as we sit here waiting for our girls to show.

‘Sorry’ I say even as the laugh bubbles out.

‘I mean it Maxwell…it wasn’t funny’.

‘If you say so’

‘How would you like it if that would have been Liz’s mom or better yet her dad telling you that’.

That does it, the smirk is immediately gone as a nightmare replaces it, the idea of Jeff Parker talking to me about condoms scares the hell out of me, I would rather eat glass.

I look up and see Liz stepping through the back wearing her uniform; she smiles before making her way over.

‘Morning’ she smiles and leans down kissing me on the lips.

‘Morning’ I grin.

Maria flops down next to Michael ‘God I’m so sorry about last night, I can’t believe my mother’.

Michael grunts and she turns her head towards him ‘don’t worry baby, I think your condoms are just the right size’.

‘Maria I so did not need to know that’ Liz blushes.

Maria just grins big ‘hey babe I can’t help it if my man has a big d-

‘MARIA’ she yells.

“Okay I think that’s enough talk about my lower reigns…besides wouldn’t want old Max here to get jealous’.

‘You wish’ I can’t believe he said that, me jealous of him…as if.

‘Oh come on you know I’m well more packaged in certain areas than you’ he goads.

‘Keep telling yourself that…I’m a king remember I’ll always be bigger and better’.

‘You think…how about we just whip them out right here and now and see who is bigger’.

‘OH MY GOD’ Liz shrieks and gets up ‘I’m going to put your orders in…the usual right’.

Maria gets up laughing ‘that’s my Lizzie always a prude…. Please try and keep your assets in your pants please this is a family place after all’.

My eyes roam over to my obsession and I immediately groan as she bends over to pick something up causing her uniform to ride up.

I really think those things should be illegal, I mean what was Mr. Parker thinking…scratch that I know exactly what Jeff Parker was thinking when he came up with those uniforms.

I think he knew he would have a ton of teenage boys in here ordering food just so they could sit there and have something to think about at night when they were jacking off.

I know what your thinking, you think I’m morbid but come on you cant tell me that if you were a guy you wouldn’t have a million of fantasies about those little short uniforms that purposely tease and taunt you.

Take it from me eating with a hard on is a real bitch, but its worth every pain staking bit because when I’m alone at night in my bed thinking about Liz in that uniform, sometimes it makes me cum faster than blinking an eye.

I know I’m going to have to pray to every God, Alien and high beings alike just to be able to last longer than two seconds if we ever get that far.

“Any plans for tonight’ Liz asks me breaking me out of daydream as she puts my food down.

I look up at her and smile ‘was hoping we could do something’

‘I like that idea’ she smiles and leans down closer to my ear, I close my eyes as I feel her warm breath on me ‘could it be just the two of us’ she asks.

I gulp and eagerly nod my head incoherent to form any type of speech right now, she laughs and stands back up stealing one of my fries ‘until then’ she says and bends down quickly placing her lips on mine.

I quickly open my mouth letting her tongue massage mine as I reach up and cup the back of her hair to keep her there, I whimper when I feel the tightening in my jeans and I shift in my seat.

She pulls away smiling seductively and pops the fry in her mouth ‘just needed something to get me through the day’ she winks and saunters off.

My eyes immediately zero in on her ass, biting my lip I groan I think I’m going to have to go home and take a nap alone in my room.

[Itzstacie]

Chapter 27

Liz’s POV


Can you say Nervous?

I’ve been alone with Max a hundred of times before, but this is the first time we are going to be alone as a couple going out on an actual date.

It will be so good to get away from the ‘I told you so’ eyes, which everyone has been sporting lately. After the fiftieth time you hear it, you kind of get sick of hearing it.

I stare at myself in the mirror taking deep breaths; I don’t know why I’m so nervous, well scratch that, I’m ready to take it to the next level.

Granted Max doesn’t know it yet so you keep your mouth shut, I want it to be a surprise and I know your just itching to run your mouth, so just hold it in until after tonight okay…okay (I knew you would see it my way).

“Liz, Max is here honey’ my mom shouts at me.

Ok guys its ShowTime.

I make my way downstairs preparing to knock him off his feet but manage to knock myself off my feet instead.

My god he looks hotter, do guys actually get hotter once they become your boyfriends, or we girls just that blind to the hotness level that a guy can get.

Looking at him again I bit my lip from laughing when I see him stand there with this mouth hanging open and my father walks by casually closing his jaw for him on the way.

‘Not to late Lizzie’ he tells me heading upstairs.

‘Yes sir’

I make my way over to Max “Hey’ I lean up and kiss him.

He snaps back to reality ‘Hey…you look beautiful’

‘Thanks you look good too…so where are we headed’.

‘I thought maybe dinner then just see where the night takes us’.

‘Sounds good’ I reply as he leads me towards the jeep.

Twenty minutes later we are sitting in Senor Chows in a cozy little booth towards the back.

‘I can’t believe we actually were able to ditch the friends tonight’ he says.

‘I know I think Maria must have called me like twenty times’.

The waiter comes over and I watch as he smirks at Max, raising my eyebrow at him ‘is something the matter’ I ask.

He shakes his head and looks back, I follow his gaze and see half the staff watching us, okay that’s weird, and he gives a little laugh ‘well the staff was just wondering’.

‘Wondering what’

He blushes and fidgets with this order pad ‘well we just um wondering if you were actually going to eat this time or if we were going to get another performance of being carried out’.

Max starts blushing and I can’t help but laugh ‘were here to eat’ Max says picking up his glass of water. ‘Well in that case what can I get you’ he says smiling.

We both order and Max looks at me ‘it wasn’t that funny’ he tells me when he sees me still chuckling.

I stop smiling and look at him ‘your right it wasn’t…it was actually kind of sexy’ I say huskily.

His eyes widen and I lean in a little closer crooking my finger to draw him closer, he leans in and I whisper ‘ It really turned me on’.

I bit my lip as I hear his sudden intake of breath ‘You know going all caveman gave me a really good view of your tight sexy ass’.

‘OK then’ he exclaims and picks up his water gulping it down, he quirks an eyebrow when he sees me smirking.

‘You better behave or we won’t be having dinner at all’.

‘Is that a promise’

“LIZ’

“Okay…okay I’ll behave’ I laugh as I take in his flustered expression.

I bite my lip again when I hear him mumble going to be the death of me.

We actually make it through dinner nicely and wind out in the desert with the top off watching the stars shine brightly.

‘It’s really breath taking out here’ I say leaning my head back.

‘Yes it is’ I glance out of the corner of my eye and find him not looking at the sky at all.

I blush and turn my head towards him’ I was talking about the sky’.

‘So was I’ he says but his eyes are still trained on me.

I watch as his eyes darken and his gaze drops down to my lips then slowly back to my eyes.

One minute we are staring at each other and the next I’m attacking him.

I whimper and moan and he drags his lips from mouth and latches on to my neck.

‘God Liz’ he whispers out.

I grab him by the ears ‘(hey told you they could come in handy) and attack his mouth again.

I can feel a fire starting deep inside me and I feel like I’m going to explode any minute. He moves his hands to my waist lifting me so I’m straddling his lap.

I moan louder when I feel my heated core come in contact with this hardness, he presses his arousal tighter against me and I know he can feel how wet I am even through his jeans and my panties.

“Liz’ he pants while I nip at his ear lobe.

‘Yes Max’ I whisper heatedly as I run my hands up and down his chest.

I can hear him breathing heavy and his hands roam up and down my back, teasing underneath my shirt every now and then.

‘Liz’ he moans.

‘mmm’ I move down his neck.

‘Would you –

‘Yes’

‘Do you- ‘he gulps as I slide my hand underneath his shirt while brining my lips back to his, I run my tongue along his bottom one teasing him.

“Yes Max’ I ask as I prepare myself, this is it I’m ready to take our relationship to the next level and at this point I don’t care that we are in the back of his jeep.

But what comes out of his mouth is the last thing I expect.

‘Would you go to prom with me’ he blurts out.

Chapter 28

Max's Pov



Okay I know I’m stupid, jeez out of all the things to come out of mouth...would you go to prom with me, could I be any more retarded.

She sits there with her mouth hanging open blinking her eyes.

‘Your asking me to prom’ she says surprised.

Gulping I nod my head while trying to get my heart and body under control.

‘Now…your asking me now’ she says in disbelief looking down at the obvious erection in my jeans.

‘I know…I know I’m sorry…I just…uh…its –

‘Spit it out Max’.

‘Okay…okay I’m just really really nervous…it was getting really intense and I don’t want our first time to be in the back of my jeep. Even thou I really…really would like to take you right here and now, I want our first time to be special’.

“Max-

I place my finger on her lips cutting her off ‘Liz listen please…our first time should be something we’ll never forget, something we both will remember for the rest of our lives.

I know what your thinking, yea right with sex being on my mind almost twenty-four seven, I should be jumping at the chance to jump her bones right now…trust me its really taking a lot of control not to just sink my missle into her ship.

.

.

.

.

Seriously stop looking at me like I’m some perverted maniac, I may walk around with a raging boner half the time, but I do know that your first time should be special.

After that look out thou because making love to Liz Parker will probably turn me into a groveling dog in heat and I’ll be whining and panting for it. And I’m talking about the tongue hanging out paws up kind of begging.

I watch as she nibbles on her bottom lip and I can tell you its not helping my current state of erection, her lips are the sexiest pair of lips I have ever seen and no you can’t sample the goods they are all mine.

‘Are you mad at me’ I ask her getting ready to turn into a five year ready to beg and plead for forgiveness.

She sighs and shakes her head ‘no I’m not mad…kind of relieved actually, I seem to lose my head when I’m around you and your right we shouldn’t do this here in the back of your jeep’.

I smile and tuck a strand behind her ear ‘I lose my head around you too, along with other body parts’.

She laughs and slides off sitting next to me; I bring my arm around her and tuck her head underneath my chin. ‘I love you…we don’t have to rush this, we have all the time in the world and trust me I don’t plan on letting you go anytime soon Miss Parker’.

‘Your right…God I’m so embarrassed now, I can’t believe I actually tried to maul you’.

‘Hey don’t be okay, knowing that you’re ready to take our relationship to the next step…I can’t describe how that makes me feel’.

I tighten my arm around her and we sit in silence for a few minutes before I look down at her.

‘Besides trust me I’ll be kicking myself tonight when I’m laying in bed…I’ll probably have to jack off just to get to sleep’.

She smiles and looks up at me ‘hmm now that might be something I would love to see’.

“LIZ’ I exclaim, causing my ears to turn red.

Two can play this game.

I smile and lean in close nuzzling her ear ‘maybe one day you’ll get an up close and personal show’ I say huskily causing her gasp.

‘I’m gonna hold you to that’ she says leaning up and kissing me

[Itzstacie]

Chapter 29



Liz’s Pov


I walk into the café smiling when I see my tall dark and handsome boyfriend sitting there waiting for his order.

I walk over and sit down across from him ‘Hey’.

‘Hey beautiful’ he says smiling.

‘So did you’ I ask smirking as I lean across the table.

‘Did I what’ he ask as he picks up his drink.

‘You know’ I say letting my gaze drop below the table.

He looks at me in confusion as he takes a sip of his drink shrugging his shoulders ‘I was suppose to do something’ he asks.

I roll my eyes as I motion him closer “ I want to know if you choked your chicken’.

‘My—‘ he trails off as his eyes get wide “LIZ I can’t believe you asked that’.

I laugh as he gets all flustered ‘well’.

“Liz’ he whines.

I quickly get up and scoot next to him whispering huskily in his ear ‘I want to know…did you think of me last night and touch yourself’ I suck the bottom of his ear and trail my tongue up the outer part.

‘Jesus Liz I have to go to work’

‘And your point’.

‘I think your hanging around Maria too much, I’m going to have to talk to Michael and tell him to tame his girlfriend’.

I laugh and stand up ‘Maria has nothing to do with it…I can’t help it if you bring out’ I let my gaze drop below again ‘certain urges in me’.

He closes his eyes and bangs his head on the table ‘your killing me’.

Before I can reply we look up to see Maria barreling towards us with her finger in her ear.

‘Okay who was talking about me…I know someone was my ear was ringing’.

‘Unbelievable’ Max chuckles as he gets up and digs some money out, “We’ll continue this later’ he says giving me a quick kiss ‘I have to get to work’.

I tilt my head to the side and watch as he walks across the street, I just want to sink my teeth into that ass, I know you want to too, don’t you.

I turn back around and quirk an eyebrow at Maria who is standing there staring at me.

‘What’ I say trying to play it off.

‘What did you mean by that’.

‘By what’

‘Don’t you play innocent with me’.

‘I don’t know what your talking about’ I head towards the pick up window.

‘Oh no you don’t, get back here…you two were talking about me weren’t you…don’t lie I know when someone is talking about me’.

‘We weren’t’

‘Uh huh’

‘I promise’

‘Liar’

“Maria’

“Liz’

She stands there tapping her foot and narrowing her eyes at me ‘then what were you talking about’.

‘None of your business’

‘Not going to work’

‘You do know that I don’t have to tell you everything little thing’.

‘Yes you do’

‘Maria we have work to do…you know the thing my father pays you money for’.

‘Pfft…he pays me because I’m good looking’.

‘Keep telling yourself that’.

I pick up an order and proceed to the table and of course she trails behind me.

‘Now see I know you were talking about me because my ears were ringing when I was at my locker…which means that it was someone close by’.

‘Maria it could have been anyone, maybe Michael…Alex…Isabel take your pick’.

‘Nope it was you otherwise you wouldn't be this tight lipped about it’.

‘For the last time I was not talking about you’ don’t you dare say anything…yes I’m talking to you the one sitting there right now looking at me.

‘Then what were you talking about’

‘UGH…fine if you really want to know I asked him if he whacked off last night, there are you happy now’

She stands there with her mouth dropped open the slowly she slides into a huge grin.

‘Liz…I’m so proud of you’.


Later after our shift ended Isabel and Tess came over and we ended up just sitting around looking through some magazines trying to get a fell on what we want for prom.

‘So is anyone else renting a hotel room prom night’ Tess asks.

I raise my eyebrow and look at her as Maria asks if she’s finally going to sleep with Kyle, she confirms and they all look at me ‘what’.

‘What are you and Max planning’.

‘I don’t know he only asked me last night to go’

‘I swear my brother got the short end of the stick when they cloned us…and he was king’.

I can’t help but laugh ‘He’s not that bad-

‘Liz…a king is suppose to be superior and confident, standing tall above everyone, I can make my brother hide in his closet for a week with just a look’.

‘Isabel you could make superman run and hide’.

She narrows her eyes at me then cocks her head to the side ‘I could couldn’t I, but still’ she laughs.

‘I think you guys should get one’ Maria says.

‘I’m pretty sure we will’

‘Then you can finally pop that cherry’.

‘God Maria when did you become such a skank’.

‘I am not a skank…I’m just sexually driven’.

‘Whatever…my first time is not going to be in some cheap nookie motel on prom night, that’s just so cliché…no offense Tess’.

‘None taken’ she says.

‘Trust me Maria just because we are not you and Michael humping every five minutes doesn’t mean we aren’t ready, we are and when the time comes we’ll know’.

‘We don’t hump…we make love’.

‘I think you need to lay off the aroma- therapy for a while it’s gone to your head’.

‘Liz dear I said it once I’ll say it again you are just a old fuddy duddy’.

‘I am not, hell I can be seductive…I got Max so flustered this morning I thought the boy was going to explode right there’.

‘What did you do’ Tess asks.

‘Liz asking Max if he jacked off last night is not being seductive’.

‘Oh My God is that what all that noise coming from his room last night was’ Isabel shrieks, my eyes get big…guess I got my answer.


Chapter 30

Max's Pov

I walk into the CrashDown looking for my brown haired beauty frowning when I don’t see her anywhere.

Maria walks by with a plate of food ‘Gidget’s upstairs Moondoggie’.

I crack a smile as I walk towards the back shaking my head, Maria and her analogies.

I knock on the door waiting for someone to answer, when I remember her parents are out of town I use my powers and let myself in.

‘Liz’ I call out as I make my way towards her bedroom, walking into her room I notice music playing and few candles lit, but I don’t see her anywhere. I walk towards her balcony and peak out where I hear “SHIT’ and I turn and bolt towards the bathroom.

‘Liz’

Immediately panicking thinking she hurt herself and I prepare to heal her, however I am not prepared for a naked Liz sitting in a bubble bath with one leg resting on the side of the tub.

‘Max’ she shrieks in surprise.

‘Oh God’ I quickly turn around and close my eyes get out, get out, get out I repeat trying to get the image out, too late its forever branded and my lower half is very much awake now.

‘What are you doing here’ she asks.

‘I heard you scream, I thought you were hurt’.

‘Oh…I cut myself shaving…see’

She holds up her leg and all I can see is one tan leg with nice white soapy bubbles glistening on her skin. Oh how I want to be that bubble as it slithers down her thigh back to the depths of her most precious treasure.

‘Max’

‘I-

‘Max’

‘Um-

I know I can change molecular structures, I wonder if its possible to turn myself into foaming white bubble bath so I can cling to her skin.

‘Max’

‘Huh’

She laughs and I finally break out of my daydream, oh Jesus I have to get out of here but my feet are glued to the floor.

‘Could you-

Could I what, strip off all of my clothes and join you, yeah…yeah I can do that, I start to unbutton my shirt when I hear.

‘What are you doing’.

‘What’ I still my process.

‘I asked if you would heal my cut it stings…why are you taking your shirt off’.

‘Oh…uh’ I look down to where my fingers are on my buttons, then I look up ‘don’t want to get my shirt wet…yep that’s it cant get the clothes wet’ I say as I quickly shed my shirt.

Her mouth pops open and her eyes roam my body, I see them get big when she see my erection pushing against my jeans, I know I should be embarrassed but I want her to see just how much she turns me on.

‘Now about that cut’ I say huskily dropping to my knees in front of the tub.

Resting my hand on her ankle I slowly start to slide my hand up healing her cut and going upwards, when my hand reaches her knee ‘Max’ she says breathing heavier

‘Hmm’ I keep my eyes trained on my hand watching as the bubbles disappear from my touch.

“I don’t have a cut there’ she says

“Well I don’t want you to have to worry about shaving for a while’ I say huskily

My hand reaches her inner thigh.

‘Max’ her chest heaves heavily and I can feel my jeans tighten more.

‘I uh…Max…there’s…hair doesn’t grow there’.

My hand stops and I look up at her sucking in my breath at her heated stare.

We stare at each for a few minutes both breathing heavy until she leans forward wrapping a hand around my neck ‘but I know somewhere that you could trim’ she says before launching me forward and capturing my lips.

I attack her lips hungrily as my hand goes straight for her center, tracing the outline of her lips she moans in my mouth making my cock twitch.

Slipping a finger in I gasp at how hot and wet she is, she breaks our kiss and throws her head back ‘Oh God’.

Attaching my lips to her neck I slip another finger into her and slowly start pumping them in and out.

Her hips start moving in tune with my fingers and her moans grow louder, Jesus I’m going to blow my load right here.

‘Oh…oh…oh God’.

‘Come for me Liz’ I whisper as I nip at her earlobe and start trailing my lips down her neck, while my fingers pick up speed.

‘Max…oh…oh God…Max’.

‘That’s it’ I snake my thumb forward and start rubbing on her nub.

She arches her back as her orgasm nears, digging her nails into my shoulder, I feel her stiffen and her walls clamp down on my fingers as she climaxes ‘Maxxx’.

I rest my head in the crock of her neck while she tries to regain her breathing, closing my eyes tightly I try to get my body back under control I am so hard I am aching for release.

‘Wow’ she breathes out.

I pull back and look at her ‘are you okay’.

‘More than okay’ she smiles then leans over kissing my lips softly.

‘One thing thou’

‘What’ I ask.

‘You still need to do the other leg’ she says pulling me into the tub jeans and all.

[Itzstacie]

Chapter 31

Liz’s Pov

Okay so pulling Max into the tub with his jeans and shoes on was dirty pull I know, but when you have a half naked alien king in your bathroom what would you do?

It also gave me the perfect opportunity to get him completely naked which he currently is and now sitting opposite me submerged in bubbles.

‘I can’t believe you did that’ he says smiling as he rubs a hand up and down my leg.

‘It’s not like you’ll have to get back into them wet, just wave your hand and dry them…besides I got to peek at your naked tush (along with another well endowed part but we wont tell him that).

He smiles and leans closer ‘if you wanted to see my ass all you had to do was ask’.

‘Good to know’ I say seductively leaning closer, we get within a hairs inch before my bathroom door is flying open ‘oh my God Liz you will never guess what just happened’.

‘MARIA’ I shriek ‘get out of here I’m naked’.

‘So it’s never stopped us before’

‘Well incase you haven’t noticed I’m not alone’.

She looks at me for a minute then slowly brings her eyes to the other end as Max tries to bury himself farther under the bubbles, when he realizes it’s not working he yanks the shower curtain in front of him pulling his knees up to cover himself.

Maria totally ignores his presence and turns back around ‘anyways’.

‘Maria please leave’ Max squeaks out from behind the curtain.

She rolls her eyes and walks towards the cabinet ‘Good God its not like I haven’t see a penis before’.

She yanks a washcloth out and walks back over yanking the shower curtain making Max yelp and cover his genitals with his hands ‘here you big baby is this big enough to cover yourself ‘ she says dropping the washcloth.

Max yanks it up covering himself ‘its fine’ he grits out.

‘Could you please tell me what you have to say and leave’?

She plops down on the side of the tub ‘so I was down in the café working which by the way I thought you were going to give me off with your parents out of town’.

‘MARIA’

‘Okay okay anyways I was walking pass the bathroom and heard all this moaning and groaning…I mean it was so loud it looked like a couple of customers were going to hurl’.

‘Don’t tell me someone was having sex in the bathroom’ I groan.

‘Oh yea’ she smiles ‘guess who’

‘Sure it wasn’t you and Michael’ Max says smirking.

Maria whips her head around looking at Max letting her gaze drop lower causing Max to yank the shower curtain back in front of him.

I have to admit it is kind of funny seeing Max all squinched up in the corner of the tub with only his feet poking out.

‘I have more class than that’ Maria says waving him off.

‘Stop trying to sneak a peek at my boyfriend and just tell me who it was’.

‘Yea or I’ll tell Michael’ Max says from behind the curtain.

‘Oh hush up Mr. I don’t know how to turn on a radio when I’m jacking off so my sister won’t hear me’.

‘Oh God’ I say burying my head in my hands.

‘What’ Max says slowly peeking from behind the curtain?

‘Yep you heard me Isabel told us all about your nightly rituals’.

‘I’m going to kill her’.

‘Maria please I’m begging you just leave’.

‘Nope…anyways I continued to work as I watched the bathroom to see who it was, get this it was Pam Troy with Nicky that guy from Alex’s band’.

‘I can’t believe it’.

‘I know Nicky is like so dorky, I didn’t think she would lower her standards she must be really desperate’.

‘More like he is lowering them, she is such a skank’.

Just when I think I couldn't get anymore embarrassed Michael comes barreling in ‘Hey Blondie what’s taking you so long’.

‘My God don’t you people knock’ I yelp trying to grab the shower curtain.

Max and I wrestle back and forth until I finally shove Maria hard off the side of the tub and yank the shower curtain closed.

‘Ouch dammit Liz that hurt I landed right on my tail-bone’.

‘Serves you right’.

‘Oh shit I’m sorry Liz, I didn’t know you were in the tub I just thought you two were in here gossiping…don’t tell Max I walked in on you naked please’.

I look over at Max biting my bottom lip trying not to laugh.

‘Max already knows’ he says while continuing to look at me.

‘Max’ Michael gulps.

‘Uh-huh’ he says smiling at me, we wait a few minutes then we hear it.

“MARIA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH MAX NAKED’.

‘What…he’s covered’.

‘That’s not the point’.

‘I needed to tell Liz something’.

‘I think that could have waited until they weren’t in the tub…Jesus woman we are leaving right now’.

‘But-

‘But nothing lets go’

‘Sorry guys…um carrying on’ Michael says pushing a protesting Maria out of the bathroom.

We wait until we hear the door shut then burst out laughing ‘that was so embarrassing’ he says.

‘Yeah I know totally killed the mood’.

‘Thinking about Pam Troy does it automatically’ he says shuddering.

Laughing I push the curtain back ‘yea well lets get out of here I’m tuning all wrinkly’ I say holding up my water logged fingers.

He stands up all shyness gone and my eyes are riveted to his nest of dark crinkly hair, my eyes going wider when I see his length grow before me.

‘Lizzz…don’t look at me like that’ he says reaching down and pulling me flush up against him.

‘I can’t help it your too sexy’ I say leaning into him ‘and your beautiful’ he says bringing his lips down to mine.

We kiss for a few minutes until I shiver from being cold and wet, helping me out of the bathtub he dries us both off before wrapping separate towels around us. I know I’m going to lose my virginity tonight, while it’s scary its also exciting at the same time, I’ve waited so long for this.

We make our way into my bedroom when Max stops short causing me to run into the back of him, I look up to see him blushing ten shades of red and I look to see what is causing it. The minute I do I bust out laughing, there written on my door length mirror in bright red lipstick.


Word of Advice
Washcloth wasn’t big enough

Love Ya

M.

Chapter 32

Max’s POV

I wanttttt to stand with you on a mountain.
I wantttt to bathe with you in the sea.
I wantttt to lay like this foreverrrrrr.
Unitl the skyyy falls down on meeeeee.

Do I look like an idiot belting out the tunes to Savage Garden at the top of my lungs?

Yes

Do I care?

No…I know I have a big shit-eating grin on my face and nothing is going to take it away.

Last night was the most exciting, romantic, thrilling, erotic (you get the drift) of my life.

Making love to Liz, there is just no way to describe it. The places she touched, the places she kissed let me tell you my hand will no longer do me justice.

I am going to bow down and kiss the feet of the higher beings if I ever met them for making such a specimen like her. Not even my wildest dreams could compare to being inside her, to feeling her soft skin under my fingertips, my lips…. Man I can already feel myself getting hard again.

I flop back on my bed sighing happily; yes I Max Evans alien king just let out a big fat dopey sigh.

‘That good huh’.

I jump up to see Michael sitting there at my desk chair with his arms folded over the top smirking.

‘Shit Michael you scared the crap out of me, alert me to your presence next time’.

‘I did, but you were to busy trying to be the next American Idol’.

‘Bite me’

‘Nah I’ll save that for Liz’.

: Sigh:

‘Damn Max I know you’ve crossed over the virgin threshold but put a leash on that thing’.

Looking down I see my jeans a little snugger ‘What are you looking down there for anyway…first your girlfriend now you…do you two have penis envy or something’.

‘You wish’

‘Whatever…what are you doing here anyway’.

He shrugs his shoulders ‘didn’t have anything else to do…Maria ran over to Liz’s first thing this morning’.

‘Shit you know you should really put a muzzle on that girl…be a man put your foot down’.

‘Says the guy that played tea party with his girlfriend’

‘I was eight okay, I didn’t know any better’.

‘Uh-huh and what about the time you put on Liz’s Sunday school dress’.

‘How did you know about that’.

“I have the gossip queen for a girlfriend’.

‘Point taken…and…besides it wasn’t like that, Liz just wanted to pretend to be the daddy’,

“Sure’

‘It’s the truth’.

‘Whatever you say…anyway lets go shoot some hoops’.

We make our way downstairs heading out the door my mom hollers ‘Honey Liz called she said to tell you to meet her at the mall for three so you can find a tux’.

‘Okay’

‘Whipped’ Michael whispers, I elbow him in his stomach

‘Oh Michael Maria requested your company also’.

I raise my eyebrow at him laughing ‘shudup’ he says pushing me out of the door.


Several hours later we are standing inside the dressing room at the tux rental shop picking out tuxes.

Alex walks out in this deep purple tux ‘I found mine’ he says admiring his self in the mirror.

‘Isabel would hang you out by your toenails’ I say tucking my shirt into my pants.

He puffs out his chest ‘I’m the man she’ll do what I want’.

‘Oh yeah’

: Click: we turn and see Kyle standing there with his camera phone smiling ‘what did you do’ Alex asks.

Kyle laughs ‘you’re the man huh’ we watch as he starts dialing a number.

‘What are you doing’ Alex yells running towards him, ‘proving you’re the man’ he says running from him out of the dressing room.

I bit my lip as I hear Alex screaming ‘nooo don’t send that...get back here…no don’t text message… shit Kyle come on…how could you do that to me.

Michael and I just look at each other and both step back towards the wall out of the way.

A few minutes later we hear 'Miss…Miss you cant go back there’ the sales clerk yell.

‘Out of my way’ we hear Isabel yell.

I chuckle as I see Alex sprinting back into the dressing area and diving behind one of the curtains hiding.

‘ALEX WHITMAN WHERE ARE YOU’ she screeches stomping into the dressing area.

Her eyes scan the area landing on us, crossing her arms over here chest ‘where he is’.

Before we can reply the sales clerk stomps in front of Isabel ‘this is for males only if you do not leave I will call security’.

Oh shit this woman doesn’t know whom she is messing with, I hang my head down, and this is going to get bad. I glance up and look at Isabel; yep I was right there goes that eyebrow.

‘Sophia is it’ she glares at the poor girl’s nametag, and she nods her head slowly.

‘Let me tell you something…you see these three gentlemen here and the one who is hiding like a COWARD are dates for my friends and I to the prom. Now you see I was happily minding my own business helping my friend find a dress.

Where I would still be if I had not gotten a text message and a picture of my boyfriend trying to ruin my social standing with a hideous purple tux. Now I suggest you move out of my way so I can properly dress my boyfriend or I will be forced to make you wish you would have stuck with working at a fast food joint…get my drift’.

The sales clerk yelps and runs out of the way as Isabel turns her attention back to us.

There is no way I am facing the wrath of Isabel Evans, I have to live with her, and I eagerly point to the culprit.

“Thank you’ she says going over and yanking the curtain back.

‘Now honey it was just a joke, I wasn’t really going to wear this’ Alex squeaks as Isabel yanks him by the ear.

‘We do not joke about these functions DEAR…we properly dress and make sure we look good to match our dates. Now you are going to go out there and find a nice black tux, tails preferred with a red vest and tie and not cause your beautiful girlfriend any more stress, am I clear’.

‘Yes sweetheart’ Alex obeys glaring at Kyle, we all snicker behind our hands until Isabel turns and glares at us. ‘Same goes for the rest of you…Michael you will chose the same no tails and a emerald green vest…Kyle…blue, and Max you get off lucky Liz is wearing black.

We all nod like we are nine years old being scolded by our mother ‘now if you excuse me I have to get back…I trust you all can carry on from here’.

She leans over and kisses Alex before striding out of the store, Alex turns and glares at us “Tattletales’.

[Itzstacie]

Chapter 33

Liz’s Pov

Maria squeals as she runs out of the front of the café and jumps into Michael’s arms ‘come to daddy baby’ he says planting his lips on hers.

I swear you would think they haven’t seen each other in a month the way they attack each other, but then I can’t blame her seeing how I glide up to my tall dark sexy boyfriend.

‘Hey’ I say wrapping my arms around his neck.

Hey is all he says before devouring my mouth, I wonder if its possible to die just from kissing, his mouth is like heaven and dare I say it….its better than chocolate.

‘Let’s get this party started’ Maria yells coming up and pulling us apart, I stifle my laugh as Max growls at her.

“Oh chill lover boy there’ll be plenty of lip locking once we get to the lake’.

This is how we are spending our day off, all of us decided to have a picnic just hanging out relaxing.

Three hours later we are all just laying around soaking in the sun before Max pulls me up and heads towards the water.

We make our away from the rest of the group down by a little secluded area, Max yanks me to him wrapping my legs around his waist.

‘Do you know how much I want you right now…I’ve been hard since you stripped your clothes leaving this little bikini’ he whispers out huskily nipping on my ear.

‘I think I have an idea’ I say grinding myself on his erection.

“Liz I want you right here…right now’ he says sliding his hands to cup my bottom.

‘Max’ I whisper as his lips attack my neck ‘we can’t were in public’.

‘They can’t see us’ he says sliding his hands forward to slip under my suit’.

‘Max’

‘Please baby, they wont know’ he slides two fingers in me and I totally give in.

‘Hurry’

He removes his hands and immediately pushes his shorts down some, moving my swimsuit to the side he plunges in deep.

“Oh God’ I moan out as his mouth covers my cry.

‘HEY HORNDOGS THE FOODS GETTING COLD’ we hear Alex yell.

I immediately freeze up oh no they can see us, I try to pull back but Max holds on tighter ‘almost there’ he grunts.

“Max’ I shriek ‘they can see us’.

‘Don’t care’ he says picking up pace, a few quick thrusts and he stiffens as his orgasm hits, resting his head on my shoulder he kisses it as he stays nestled inside me.

He pulls back and kisses me on the lips ‘they don’t know what we were doing’ he says ‘all they could see was us kissing’.

‘You better be right’ I say mortified that my friends might have saw us having sex.

After making ourselves presentable again we make our way over to the group, Kyle hands Max a plate smirking ‘Here I made you a nice big plate seeing how you might have worked up an appetite’.

‘Oh God’ I groan sinking down and hiding my face.

‘And I thought Pam and Nicky were bad having sex in the bathroom’ Maria laughs.

I narrow my eyes at her ‘oh shut up Maria, I know for a fact you and Michael de-virginized the counter at the café’.

Her mouth drops open and I laugh as Michael turns then shades of red ‘you saw us’.

Max raises his eyebrow at me and I blush ‘well I was hungry one night and went downstairs, but after seeing Michaels white hairy ass I lost my appetite fast’.

Alex snickers ‘white’ followed by Kyle ‘hairy’.

Michael growls ‘leave my ass alone’.

‘Gross Maria how can you stand a hairy ass’ Tess scrunches up her nose.

‘Hey leave my man’s ass alone, I happen to find it very sexy…I bet you all have hairy asses’ she says.

All three guys shake their heads ‘liars’ Maria pipes out.

‘My ass is as bald as a newborn baby’s bottom…I’ll prove it to you’ Kyle says standing up.

“NO” we all shout out, getting mooned by Kyle Valenti will really make me hurl.

‘I can’t believe you saw us’ Maria looks at me ‘not that I’m complaining but why didn’t you say something’.

‘Are you kidding me as soon as I figured out what was going on I bolted back to my room, not something I wanted to watch’.

‘Why not! We would make awesome porn stars’

‘Oh Maria that’s just gross, can we please change the subject’ Isabel screams out ‘please before I hurl my lunch all over the place’.

‘Oh don’t act like a virgin Isabel It wasn’t me that was glued to the TV when we were watching that porn video, you were hogging the TV and taking notes’.

‘It was educational’.

‘Oh yeah and how many of those positions have you tried out’.

Alex chokes on his drink as Max whips his head to look at him, Alex quickly jumps behind Isabel ‘don’t hurt me’.

We all break out laughing ‘don’t worry Alex, Max isn’t going to do anything’ I say.

Max agrees ‘your safe but just because you’re having sex doesn’t mean I want to hear the details.

‘But giving us a private showing is okay’ Isabel growls.

I buy my head in my hands ‘you are so dead’ I tell him.

‘You couldn’t see anything…you guys only assumed and besides we were only kissing’.

‘You just confirmed it, couldn’t see anything my ass’ Tess says.

‘Okay…Okay cease the sex talk guys’ I break out ‘I’m sure we all have had embarrassing situations so lets just leave it at that’.

Maria opens her mouth ‘its only fair for the other two to tell us theirs they know ours now’.

‘Maria hush before I tell everyone every single embarrassing moment for you’.

‘Go ahead honey I can tell a few too’

I growl as Max pulls me closer ‘okay subject change have we decided what we are doing for prom’.

Everyone groans as Isabel goes into command mode ‘yes starting Friday night we are having a girls only and I mean girls only or we can prepare for Saturday’ she glares at the boys.

‘Then on Saturday there will be no contact until that evening, you boys can do what you want until its time to get the limo and pick us up at the Crash down…there better be no interrupting our pamper day until then understood’ she looks at each guy making sure they agree, they all nod their heads until she gets to Max.

‘But-

Isabel growls as Maria opens her mouth ‘oh suck it up baby, you can go one night and half a day without talking to gidget…if you get that desperate jerk off or if you like I can lend you Michael’s sex toy he has’.

Everyone looks at Michael as I shake my head here we go again.

Chapter 34

Max’s Pov

‘Come on give me my phone’ I whine.

‘No can do…Isabel will skin me alive If they are interrupted’ Alex says.

I am going totally nuts, I haven’t talked to Liz since yesterday and when I tried to call Alex ganged up on me and stole my cell phone.

‘Fine you’re only hurting yourself’ I say as I pass my hands in front of his feet.

He looks down and tries to lift his foot ‘oh come on Max unglue my feet’.

‘Nope’

‘Your being a baby’

‘Don’t care…give me my phone’.

“Your suppose to be a king, instead you are acting like a three year old who can’t get his way’.

‘Give me the phone and I’ll stop’.

‘No you only have five more hours left Max, you can do it I have faith in you’.

‘You have two seconds before I tackle you’

‘Oh yeah’

‘Yeah’

My mouth drops open in horror as I watch him proceed to shove my cell phone down the front of his pants ‘Go for it’ he smirks.

All I can do is squeak; my lifeline is touching Alex Whitman’s genitals.

“Thought so’ he says crossing his arms ‘now let me go’.

I narrow my eyes at him as I walk closer ‘lets see how my sister will like this’ I swipe my hand over him real fast and bolt to my room.

‘OH MY GOD…. YOU GAVE ME BOOBS!’

By the running of feet I can assume Kyle and Michael have made it, they bust out laughing ‘Holy shit Alex you have breasts’.

‘Damn dude I think Isabel might get jealous, they look bigger than hers’ Kyle busts out.

‘HEY’ Alex shouts then runs towards my door with Kyle trailing behind him ‘Hey come back here let me feel them’.

Michael shouts ‘that’s just sick Kyle’ while Alex pounds on my door ‘Max change me back, change me back right now’.

“Alex stop hopping your jiggling’ Michael says as he uses his powers to open the door.

I smirk as Alex glares at me, that will teach him to shove my phone down his pants.

‘Maxwell change him back and stop acting like a ninny, your being childish and pathetic…your not going to die if you don’t talk to Liz before tonight’ Michael says.

‘Really dude your turning into a obsessive stalker or something’.

‘Shut up Kyle’ I growl as I return Alex back to normal ‘I’m not being obsessive, I cant help if I want to talk to the woman I love’.

‘It hasn’t been that long…if the rest of us can do it, you can too’.

‘Fine’ I pout and flop down on my bed.

‘Now are you going to behave so the rest of us can go get our stuff and bring it back here’.

‘Yeah…whatever’.

After they leave I make my way into the kitchen sulking, I swear I am going to do really mean things to them.

My mom walks in through the back door with bags in hand ‘you look like you just lost your puppy’ she says.

‘Michael, Kyle and Alex stole all the phones’ I pout.

‘Now why did they do that’.

‘Because my stupid sister is a drill sergeant and doesn’t want us to bother them’.

‘Awe honey it will be okay…here have a cookie and don’t call your sister stupid’.

Leave it to my mother to solve the problems of the world with a cookie.

‘I’m going for a drive’.

I get up and get to the front door ‘leave the girls alone Max’ dam how does she do that.

If I cant talk to her maybe I can just look at her, I used to do it all the time when were just friends…okay so maybe I do it still but you have to agree with me. Liz is just one of those people who you are going to notice.

Only problem is I don’t know where she is at, so what am I doing…driving to every known salon we have here in Roswell.

After having no luck I make my way to the Crashdown, all that driving has made me hungry and I still have two hours to kill…. Okay I’m really hoping I will get lucky.

The minute I sit down I hear ‘tsk, tsk can’t leave you alone for a minute can we’.

“What I was hungry’ I say innocently as they stare me down ‘and you couldn’t get something to eat at home it had to be here’ Alex says.

‘Their not here anyway’ Kyle smirks.

“ I didn’t come for that…I…I was in the mood for a…for a…alien blast, yeah that’s what I want’.

Michael leans in closer ‘come outside and I’ll give you all the alien blasts you want’.

‘Not that kind of blast asshole’.

‘Look your not going to see her before its time so just give it a rest already’.

I throw the menu at Kyle ‘fine let’s go’ I say standing up and moping the whole way home.

These last two hours better hurry up.

[Itzstacie]

Part 35

Liz’s Pov

I fasten the straps on my high heels and stand up looking in the mirror.

Damn I look good; Isabel and Tess did a great job with hair and makeup. I think I could actually pass as a model.

‘Were gonna knock the socks off those guys’ Maria says posing in the mirror.

‘Stop poking your chest out Maria your gonna poke me in the eye with those things’.

She grins wide ‘when you got em flaunt em’.

I glare at her and she quickly adds ‘no offense babe’

‘None taken’ I growl.

‘You know I could do a little alien mumble jumble and add a couple of cup sizes’ Tess says.

‘Do you want to give my brother a heart attack’ Isabel gasps ‘you saw how he acted when you changed her hair color’.

‘Max likes my breast just fine, okay can we please stop talking about me…I swear you guys are always talking about my sex life, are you guys jealous or something’.

‘Pfft…my man knows how to satisfy me’ Maria runs her hands down her body seductively.

‘Ugh Maria your gonna give me nightmares’.

‘I’m not the nightmare type I only send out the good dreams…if you know what I mean’.

‘What fantasy world are you living in’.

‘Guys come on don’t you think its weird, I mean we are still in high school and all we can talk about lately is sex’.

‘What else is there’

I roll my eyes ‘there is more to life than just sex’

‘Hmm I detect maybe little Maxie isn’t as satisfying as you claim him to be’. Maria says

‘Aww does he have performance issues’ Tess adds in.

‘NO” Isabel and I shout, I whip my head around towards her raising my eyebrow.

She looks at me ‘What I do live with him and my room unfortunately is next to his’

‘Isabel that’s just gross’ Maria says.

‘Yeah well tell him that…sometimes he reminds me of a baby just discovering himself...you know how they play with it all the time'.

‘Oh God I am not listening to this and you Isabel should be ashamed of yourself talking about your brother that way’.

‘Okay okay icks nay on the Max subject, Liz looks like she’s about to go all Norman Bates on us’ Tess says.

‘I don’t want to think about school and all that because if I think about it, I’ll get depressed because you’re all going to go off to some prestige ivy league college and were gonna drift apart’ Maria says.

‘Awe were not gonna drift apart and I hate to tell you but we all have to grow up sometime’.

‘I don’t wanna grow up, cause if I did...I couldn’t be a toys r us kid’ she sings out.

I roll my eyes smiling as I grab her elbow ‘come on the guys are waiting for us’.

We make our way downstairs and see the guys waiting looking very sexy I might add, the room grows silent as they all seem to freeze with mouth opens.

Isabel grins ‘I knew making them wait would be worth it’.

I make my way to Max smiling ‘wow’ he says his eyes devouring me ‘ditto’ I say leaning in and kissing him softly.

‘Pictures’ my mom yells breaking up my moment, Max leans in whispering huskily ‘you sure we can skip the prom’.

I shake my head ‘nope gotta show off my sexy boyfriend’.

‘I’d rather a private showing’.

‘A private showing of what’ my father asks coming up and hearing the tail end of our conversation.

I bit my lip as Max turns ten shades of red, scratching nervously behind his ear ‘I…uh…in art class…we had to do this painting and the teacher wants us to display it in the hallway. I would rather she didn’t and let people see it privately’ he stammers out.

‘Oh well if it’s that good you shouldn’t hide it, let everyone see it and admire it’.

‘Oh it is’ I say smiling.

Max starts coughing when my father says ‘well I would love to see it sometime’.

‘Come on guys get in the pictures’ my mom says saving Max.

After two rolls of film we head out towards the limo Michael and Maria bring up the front, then us, then Kyle and Tess and Isabel and Alex bringing up the rear, Michael gets the door open when we hear Isabel scream ‘HE DID WHAT!!!!!!’

Max looks like a deer caught in headlights frozen for a minute, then without warning he grabs my arms pushing Michael and Maria out of the way shoving me in the limo ‘get in quick’ he shouts making sure we are first in and the furthest from his sister.

Chapter 36

Max’s Pov

So I gave my sisters boyfriend breast, big deal its not like they were permanent.

The way Isabel is reacting you would think I’d set off a nuclear bomb or something.

“Iz’

‘Ut’ she says holding her hand signaling me to be quiet.

‘Come on’

‘Shush’ she glares.

Liz looks at me ‘what did you do’.

Kyle breaks out into laughter and Michael tries to hide his by covering his mouth.

‘Why do you assume it was me’.

‘Uh you were the one dragging me into the limo like your ass was on fire’.

‘You want to know what he did’ Isabel shrieks.

‘I’ll tell you what he did’ she looks over her shoulder at the driver and pushes the button ‘excuse us this is a private moment, do you mind’. The limo driver looks stunned as the window closes.

‘No need to bite his head’ I mumble.

She whips her head around to me ‘you shutup’.

‘Shrinking back into my seat I wait for the bitching to begin and as always she doesn’t take long.

‘What the hell were you thinking…how dare you give my boyfriend breasts’.

Alex sits there with a look like NA NA I told on you. While the girls open their mouths in shock.

‘Lighten up it was just a joke’.

‘Lighten up! How would you like me to give you breasts…Alex is a man, my man and woman body parts do not belong on him’.

‘Well technically-‘

‘Shut up Kyle or I’ll give you a vagina’ she yells.

‘Cool I always wondered’ he says then yelps as Tess zaps him ‘shut up your not helping’.

‘Why does everyone pick on me, I didn’t do anything’ he whines.

‘Who was the one trying to cop a feel’.

Tess punches him as Isabel turns red ‘you tried to touch them’.

‘I was curious’ he says like its no big deal.

‘What grade are you guys in 7th? I can’t believe you act like this…grow up already’.

Maria opens her mouth and I see Liz slap her hand over her mouth and giving her a look, all I can make out of the mumble is something about toys and kids.

Sighing I look at Isabel “I’m sorry okay, I wasn’t thinking clearly’.

‘Yeah he was going through Liz withdrawals’ Michael says coming to my defense.

‘Awe honey you were’ Liz looks at me smiling.

I eagerly nod my head like a little boy ‘that’s so sweet’ she says leaning over and kissing me.

‘Okay no PDA’S please’ everyone says.

‘I would think you would rather a front row seat with the way you are always talking about our sex life’ Liz says and I can’t help but smirk.

‘Well talking and seeing are two different things’.

We finally arrive at the hall that they are holding our prom in, I was rather surprised I expected our prom to be held in the gym but they seemed to have gone all out.

As we walk in the doors Isabel whispers in my ear ‘this isn’t over’ and I actually shudder at the thought of what she is going to do to me.

Liz wraps her arms around my neck ‘don’t worry baby I’ll protect you’.

‘Don’t you have that backwards I should protect you not the other way around, besides I can protect myself I’m an alien king remember’.

She throws her head back and breaks out into a hugh laugh ‘you are so toast’.

‘Gee thanks’.

‘Don’t worry I’ll still love you no matter what she does to you’.

‘Yeah what if she decides to give me a vagina instead of Kyle’.

‘Well I always wondered what it would feel like’ she says with a gleam in her eye as she walks off leaving me standing there with my mouth hanging open.

I quickly gain my senses back and run up to her ‘I can’t believe you said that’.

“You do realize I was joking right, the only thing I want to experiment on is your cock’

“Liz’ I groan as I feel my penis twitch inside my pants, I grab her hand ‘that’s it forget prom lets go’.

“What…No Max I want to dance some’.

“One dance then I am yanking you out of here so I can ravish you’

Of course one dance turns into six and we have managed to stay for half of the prom. We all gather around as they get ready to announce the Prom King and Queen, I look over and raise my eyebrow when I see Tess and Maria whispering to each other.

The teacher announces the queen, which of course is my sister we all knew that one, we keep watching as she takes the envelope for king.

She gasps when she opens it and a scared look comes over her face ‘Okay…its seems this years Prom King is…Michael Geurin’ and I swear you could hear a pin drop after that.