Title-A Small Look Into Roswell Fanfiction
Rating-Teen(Some talk about sex but I don't think its that bad enough for an adult label)
Author-Killjoy
Couples-CC(In a way)
Disclaimer-I own nothing from Roswell and make no money off this story.In fact I just about own nothing at all.
Feedback-Sure but please don't slam me to hard.
Author's Note-Thanks to FaithfulAngel24 for being the Beta on this and for hounding me until I actually put this out here. Also even though they talk a little bad about UC shipping in this story I just wanted to say I LOVE UC shipping so please don't get mad over that.
Summary-Just a strange look into the life of the characters who live in Roswell fanfiction.
CHAPTER 1
"So does anybody even have any idea at what kind of story this is going to be?" Liz asked as she and the other seven main members of the Roswell cast sat huddled around a booth in the Crashdown,waiting for the new story to begin.
"No I haven't got a clue." shrugged Max as he sat next to Liz in the booth.
Max wasn't really worried about what kind of story they were all about to be in. He was more worried about what kind of person HE was going to be in this new story.
Am I going to be the good looking and romantic alien king who is in love with Liz? The guy who everyone out there is madly in love with? Or is this going to be one of those stories where I get the big head and go all know it all possessive alien king on everybody?
God I hope not I hate those stories!
Even though his mind was running a mile a minute with ideas all Max said was "To be honest with you guys I don't even think this author Killjoy has ever put a full length story out here on this site."
"Oh this is just freaking-A great!" Maria sighed, throwing her hands up in the air in frustration as she jumped out of her seat and begin pacing the Crashdown floor "So what your saying Max is that we have nothing to judge this author by!? He or she.....or whatever the hell this Killjoy is....could be some type of illiterate hack as far as we know! I mean I already run off at the mouth bad enough as it is! So the last thing I need is for this new author to be so bad at grammar that my mouth gets filled up with run on sentences!"
"Maria come on now try to calm down." pleaded Liz "I'm sure it won't be that bad. I'm pretty sure Majik's World of Fan Fic must have some type of degree of standard that all authors who wish to post there most pass."
"Well all I know is I hope this story isn't going to be one of those everyone is human story." said Michael "I hate stories where I don't have my powers."
"Well I'm just praying that it stays off the Slash board. Or that if it does go there that I'm not the reason that it's there." sighed Kyle from where he sat in a chair close to the booth,Tess perched in his lap "I don't know where all those authors out there got the idea that I'm gay? But I like to set the record straight right now by saying I'm not!"
"Well I'm just hoping this story isn't going to be one of those pansy ass teen rated stories." Michael sighed "Because let me tell you I sure the hell don't want to be in another story where I go through all the crap that's in the story without getting laid in it at least once!"
"Michael there's more to great Roswell stories out there than whether or not you get laid in them. " Maria rolled her eyes.
"That's easy for you to say Miss I Get All The Action In Fanfiction" said Michael this time he was the one rolling his eyes.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Maria asked shooting daggers at the tall alien hybrid...well an alien hybrid that is when the story is posted on a board with aliens
"Maria everyone here knows that you get more action in Roswell fan fiction than the rest of the people in this room combined!"
"Oh that is such an exaggeration!" Maria glared at Michael and than looked around the room for support "Right guys?"
"Ahh well sorry Maria but I think Michael maybe right on this subject." Alex ducked his head and smiled sheepishly "You do get laid a lot out there in the fanfiction world."
"No way are you guys right about this!" Maria shook her head in strong denial "I don't get that much action!"
"Ok than lets just discuss this here." smiled Michael "In most of the 'Maria Gets Laid' stories out there I'm the main male star in them.And might I add those are the best stories out there..."
Everyone in the room rolled their eyes after that comment.
".... Than I think Kyle comes in a close second. Maria do you have any idea just how many 'Oh I Love Him Oh I Can't Love Him He's My Stepbrother' stories there are out there concerning you and Kyle?"
"Well ah no....."
"Lets just say there's a lot of them." said Michael "Now if I had to guess who you get action from in a story next than I'd say Alex comes in third with his 'I'm Such A Good Friend, Now Can I Get In Your Pants' angle. Max I believe is next, than Brody the rich older man.....hell Maria I even think I saw a story on a board somewhere where you even hook up with Jesse of all people! And I don't even want to know how the hell that happened!"
"Well at least she's getting action in her stories!" complained Isabel "Most of my stories just has me feeling guilty on how bad I've treated Alex over the years. And if I do get any action in a story half the time I don't even know who I'm gong to be with.Grant,Alex,Michael,Kyle or Jesse! Hell I've even seen stories where I hook up with Max....and like Kyle I'd just like to go on the record and say that's just sick!"
"Well if you think that's bad than try going from story to story not knowing if you're even going to be alive in the next one!" complained Alex "I mean in some stories I even come back as a ghost or even from the dead somehow, for Christ sakes! Oh sorry no pun intended there."
"If you guys think you have it bad than you should try living in my fanfiction shoes for a time." said Tess still sitting in Kyle's lap "I don't have a damn clue what I'm going to be from one story to the next. Am I going to be the former alien queen who gives up her destiny so she can be with her beloved Buddha Boy? Or am I Tess,the hated psycho alien killer who killed Alex.The only person on the show everyone loved!"
"Well who ever is getting the action in this story I hope it stays on the Conventional Couples Board." sighed Michael "Because I hate trying to remember all those UC shipper names."
"You don't like UC shipping stories?" Max asked Michael.
But before Michael could answer Max's question he was interrupted by the slamming of the Crashdowns front door as it was thrown open. Everyone in the room turned toward the front of the Crashdown,only to find Nicholas standing there in the doorway. He had his head held high and hands on his hips looking as regal as someone who was only about four foot tall could pull off.
"It is I, Nicholas! Right hand to Khivar! Leader of his armies! I am here to kill the Royal Four and take back the Granolith to my Lord....."
"Save it Nicholas" sighed Max interrupting the deadly midgets short rant "We haven't gotten word yet whether or not you're the bad guy in this story."
"Yeah sweetie." Maria smiled sympathatlicly at the short alien "We don't even know if there's even going to be a bad guy in this story yet."
"Oh man." Nicholas grumbled kicking a chair across the room as he turned to head back out the door he had just came in not a second ago "And I wasted all weekend practicing those lines!"
"Like I said sorry sweetie. Maybe in the next story!" Maria yelled out to Nicholas back as everyone watched him stomp angrily out of the Crashdown.
"Now what was I saying?" Michael asked when everyone's attention was back on him.
"You don't like UC shipping." Alex brought Michael back up to speed.
"Oh yeah thanks, Alex." nodded Michael "What I was trying to say was it's a pain in the ass trying to remember the names to those ships I mean who the hell came up with some of those names? Groupie? Polar? Ground Zero? Where the hell did they dig those out from? Their asses?"
"Well I think Groupie comes from the fact that Alex and Maria played in a band on the show." explained Liz "And Polar comes from the fact that you and I or you and Max, depending on who you ask, are on the POLAR end of the spectrum when it comes to our thoughts on life. And Ground Zero uhhh......." Liz turned to Max "Want to help me out on this one hon because I don't have a clue?"
"Sorry I'm as lost as you are." laughed Max.
"Maria?"
"Sorry chica I don't have a clue either.' smiled Maria.
It was than that everyone in the room started noticing the darkness that was starting to spread around and creep closer to them.
"Uh-oh" said Isabel looking around the room "Looks like we got a fadeout situation happening here.And you guys know what that means."
"Yep the new story is about to start." said Max.
"Well in that case before it happens Max there's something I'd like to tell you." said Liz turning in the booth to look at Max eye to eye
"Sure Liz, you know you can tell me anything." Max nodded his head, his full attention on her.
"I just want to warn you that if you hook up with or sleep with or if you knock Tess up in this new story like you did on the show....well than I will most likely hunt you down and kill you and Tess both." Liz smiled sweetly at the young man but her eyes were hard as steel "Do I make myself clear on that?"
"Yes dear, but I don't think you have anything to worry about." smiled Max "I don't think it's even humanly or alienly possible for this Killjoy to be as stupid as the writers on the show were."
"Well yeah you're probably right on that but I'm just giving you fair warning anyway."
As the darkness started getting closer Alex turned to Isabel.
"Got in hopes for this new story Izzy?"
"Yeah I'm just hoping this isn't one of those stories where I spend the whole time in my room, in my bed crying." sighed Isabel "Those angst filled stories are so boring, no action."
"Well considering the fact that the reason you spend all that time in your room crying is because I'm dead in the story..." Alex nodded in understanding "...I too am going to hope you don't spend all your time like that."
"Oh Alex you are so sweet. Always thinking about my feelings like that." Isabel smiled at Alex.
"Trust me so NOT a problem there." said Alex who than thought of something he himself wanted in this new story. Looking up at the ceiling as the fadeout got closer Alex shouted out to whomever might hear him "If it's possible for the love of God could we have no Grant or Jesse in this story?!"
"Well?" Kyle looked up at the short blonde beauty who sat in his lap.
"Well what?" Tess looked down at Kyle.
"What kind of story do you think this is going to be?" asked Kyle "Like you said is this going to be one of those stories where you realize how madly in love you are with me and we sleep together? Or is this going to be one of those stories where you're all evil and try to help Khivar kill all of us?"
"Well considering the fact that the author Killjoy is a die hard Lamptrimmer, I'm going to have go with the I realize how madly in love I am with you and we sleep together part."
"Well alright that's good to hear!" nodded Kyle a smile starting to spread across his face "Because you know I like those stories so much better."
"But hey who knows." Tess smiled, her eyes twinkling with mischief "This might be a story where BOTH of those scenarios happens."
"Ohhhh kinky! I like that in a story!"
Noticing the way Michael was glaring at the floor Maria walked over to him "What's your problem Space Boy? And why are you staring a hole in the floor?"
Bringing his gaze up from the floor Michael looked at Maria "I'm just hoping this isn't going to be one of those Chick Flick Tear Jerker stories where I spend the whole time talking with you about my feelings." Michael drew out the word feelings with disgust while also using his hands to make air quotes when he said the word.
"God Michael you know it isn't going to cause the end of the world if once or twice you actually show that you have emotions in a story!" Maria glared at the tall young man.
"Come now Maria you know me better than that." said Michael "What kind of man would I be if I actually wanted to be in some sappy tear jerker story written by a bunch of teenage girls. I mean you've seen all the manly action fics that are out there. So I'm sitting here hoping we get one of those stories instead of some chick flick story."
"God why do I even put up with you!?" Maria shook her head in frustration.
"I don't know." Michael smiled as the fadeout had almost completely enveloped them "But now that the story's starting if you shut up we might find out in this one."
FADEOUT
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A Small Look Into Roswell Fanfiction(Teen,CC,3/26)
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A.N-First I'd like to think everyone who read the last chapter and left feedback.Thanks to those who just read it also.I'd also like to add that this chapter has been bugging me for some reason.Maybe it's that worried voice in my head trying to tell me it's not as funny or good as the last chapter.That was my fear,to be a one hit wonder when it came to writting.Oh well anyway hope you like it.
CHAPTER 2
FADE IN
"Ew ew ew!!!" Maria yelled in disgust once she and the others had faded back into the Crashdown once the new story had come to an end. Jumping up and down in place Maria used the back of one hand to wipe her mouth while using the other hand to quickly pull her shirt back down in place. "Oh my God I can't believe there are people out there who think me, Liz and Alex would do THAT together!"
"Oh dear God," was all Liz was able to mumble out as she did her best to straighten out her rumpled clothing and than laid her head down on the table in total embarrassment.
"Now you see Maria what did I tell you." Michael smirked as he walked over to Maria "You just get all the action out there, babe."
Maria whirled around to give Michael a death glare.She quickly ran her hand over her mouth in a 'pulling the ziipper shut fashion' before speaking "You zip it now! I don't want to talk about it!"
"Well I do!" said Alex,while buttoning up his shirt and looking around the room as everyone begin to take back the same seats that they had had before that last story had started "What I want to know is why the hell hasn't anyone ever told me about Band Geek shipping? I mean if someone had than I might have had to disagreed with Michael earlier when he was bashing UC shipping. I mean wow that was one fun story.......Ow!"
Alex turned in the booth to look at Isabel after she just used her hand to smack him in the back of the head "Damn Izzy what the hell was that for?"
Not caring about Alex's sore head Isabel could only glare at the young man sitting next to her
"How could you sleep with both Liz and Maria at the same time in that story?! And damn it!" Isabel smacked Alex's hands away from his top collar button "How many times do I have to tell you to not button that top button?!"
"Come on Isabel give me a break would you?" Alex pleaded, using his hand to rub the back of his now sore head "It's not like I wrote the damn story. I was just playing my part in it."
"Well to me it looked like you were enjoying it a little to much there." Isabel frowned crossing her arms over her chest.
"Right Isabel" sighed Alex,rolling his eyes "I was all for the part that went 'hey you know what would make a great story? Let me sleep with my two best friends and than let the three aliens who just broke our hearts a few chapters back walk in and catch us in bed together'!"
"Yeah I have to admit that was one perverted author." smiled Max
"And Lord did the rest of you guys see this authors version of Serena in that last story?" asked Kyle as he hands started up toward his chest in a cupping motion "Talk about hubba......"
From her seat in Kyle's lap Tess grabbed both of Kyle's hands and held them tight "Kyle Valenti I swear if you finish that sentence than I will seriously hurt you!"
"Ohh well in that case..." Kyle stammered "What I was going to say was is that she was not anywhere near as attractive when compared to you my dear."
"Very good." smiled Tess as she lifted and kissed the back of one of Kyle's hands.
"Whipped" Michael coughed into his hands,which caused Tess and Kyle to glare at him and everyone else in the room to laugh.
"You know what?" Michael said suddenly "Just what the hell is up with this whole Serena thing anyway?"
"What are you gabbing about now Space Boy?" frowned Maria not understanding Michael question.
"Well she was never on the show." Michael tried to explain "She was only mentioned ONCE on the show by Future Max but suddenly she's all over the place in the fanfiction world!"
"Yeah Pam Troy is the same way." nodded Maria finally getting what Michael was talking about "I think I might have mentioned her name once in passing sometime in the first season! But now her skanky ass is all over the place in fanfiction.I mean she was also never seen on the show but sometimes she's seen more in fanfiction than my mom is. And my mom was ON the show!"
"Speaking of Amy did anyone see her or my dad in that last story?" asked Kyle.
"No" "not me" "Nope" was the round of answers that Kyle got back from his question.
"Oh my god oh my god!" Maria started hyperventilating with worry for her mother and sometimes stepfather "How could I have not noticed that they were missing in that last story?!"
"Take it easy Maria. I'm sure your mom and Jim are ok." said Michael as he wrapped up Maria in a protective hug. Looking up at the group Michael threw an idea out "Maybe there's another chapter coming up in that last story? You know where we find out where they are and we have to go rescue them or something?"
"No I'm pretty sure that last chapter was the end of that story." Isabel shook her head "I mean we all saw that big The End sign written at the end of the story right before we all faded out and came back here."
"Well maybe the author has some type of sequel planned but is having writers block on it or something?" said Liz rasing her head up from the table for the first time "Maybe......."
"Hold it!" Michael suddenly blurted out, holding his hand out and interrupting Liz "Do the rest of you hear that?" Michael asked as he let go of Maria and took a step away from the group so he could hear better.
"Yeah I hear it too." said Kyle as he gently lifted Tess off his lap and started following Michael toward the Crashdown's bar and the sound they were now all starting to hear "It kind of sounds like...."
"Giggling" Maria answered as a frown started developing on her face "Very familiar giggling."
After looking over the counter Michael looked back toward the group with a pleased smirk plastered all over his face."Well I don't think we have to worry anymore over where the Sheriff and Maria's mom are."
"What!?" Maria pushed her way through the group to look over the counter,only to be shocked at what she found there.
"OH MY GOD! MOM!"
"Ummm...oh well ... hi guys." Jim smiled a little sheepishly as he and Amy stuck their heads up from behind the Crashdown's counter,right after Maria's rather loud yell.
Everyone with the exception of Kyle and Maria begin smirking when they noticed the many lip stick prints that were smeared all over Jim's face.Not to mention the way he andAmy were blushing.
"Oh hi dear." Amy said to Maria as she weakly tried to brush the loose strands of her hair back into place
"You and Ms.Deluca having fun back there Sheriff?" Michael asked, his smirk getting bigger.
"Uhhh...yes..well uhh I mean no..." Jim stammered as he and Amy begin blushing even worse than before. Quickly trying to change the subject Jim looked at the group "Well now that me and Amy are here when does this new story supposed to start?"
"Sorry sheriff but you're a little bit late on that one." laughed Alex "We just finished the last story. And lord let me tell you it was great."
This time Alex was fast enough to duck the hand Isabel tried to smack him with.
"Oh well in that case.Since we happen to be in between stories right at the moment....well what I'm trying to say is..uhh since you guys don't need us right at the moment. Than you shouldn't mind to much if me and Amy were to...uhh...that is." Jim stammered as he moved his head to indicated behind the counter while at the same time hoping the kids couldn't see just where Amy had currently placed her hand on his body
"No Jim." Max couldn't help but laugh as he looked at the older couple. While Maria and Kyle looked on in embarrassment everyone else in the group was doing their best to keep from laughing. And Jim and Amy? Well the older couple just sat there blushing like a pair of teenagers that had just been caught......well making out "We've just decided we'd hang around here and wait until someone updates or posts something new on one of these boards."
"Yeah Sheriff so you and Ms. Deluca can get back to whatever it was you two were doing back there." smiled Michael.
"Well Jim you heard Michael." Amy smiled as she grabbed the front of Jim's shirt "Lets get back to what we were doing."
"Yes ma'am." Jim smiled back as he and Amy slid back behind the counter and once again back out of sight.
"Oh I'm so going to need therapy in the next story!" Maria sighed as the giggling behind the counter started once again.
TBC
CHAPTER 2
FADE IN
"Ew ew ew!!!" Maria yelled in disgust once she and the others had faded back into the Crashdown once the new story had come to an end. Jumping up and down in place Maria used the back of one hand to wipe her mouth while using the other hand to quickly pull her shirt back down in place. "Oh my God I can't believe there are people out there who think me, Liz and Alex would do THAT together!"
"Oh dear God," was all Liz was able to mumble out as she did her best to straighten out her rumpled clothing and than laid her head down on the table in total embarrassment.
"Now you see Maria what did I tell you." Michael smirked as he walked over to Maria "You just get all the action out there, babe."
Maria whirled around to give Michael a death glare.She quickly ran her hand over her mouth in a 'pulling the ziipper shut fashion' before speaking "You zip it now! I don't want to talk about it!"
"Well I do!" said Alex,while buttoning up his shirt and looking around the room as everyone begin to take back the same seats that they had had before that last story had started "What I want to know is why the hell hasn't anyone ever told me about Band Geek shipping? I mean if someone had than I might have had to disagreed with Michael earlier when he was bashing UC shipping. I mean wow that was one fun story.......Ow!"
Alex turned in the booth to look at Isabel after she just used her hand to smack him in the back of the head "Damn Izzy what the hell was that for?"
Not caring about Alex's sore head Isabel could only glare at the young man sitting next to her
"How could you sleep with both Liz and Maria at the same time in that story?! And damn it!" Isabel smacked Alex's hands away from his top collar button "How many times do I have to tell you to not button that top button?!"
"Come on Isabel give me a break would you?" Alex pleaded, using his hand to rub the back of his now sore head "It's not like I wrote the damn story. I was just playing my part in it."
"Well to me it looked like you were enjoying it a little to much there." Isabel frowned crossing her arms over her chest.
"Right Isabel" sighed Alex,rolling his eyes "I was all for the part that went 'hey you know what would make a great story? Let me sleep with my two best friends and than let the three aliens who just broke our hearts a few chapters back walk in and catch us in bed together'!"
"Yeah I have to admit that was one perverted author." smiled Max
"And Lord did the rest of you guys see this authors version of Serena in that last story?" asked Kyle as he hands started up toward his chest in a cupping motion "Talk about hubba......"
From her seat in Kyle's lap Tess grabbed both of Kyle's hands and held them tight "Kyle Valenti I swear if you finish that sentence than I will seriously hurt you!"
"Ohh well in that case..." Kyle stammered "What I was going to say was is that she was not anywhere near as attractive when compared to you my dear."
"Very good." smiled Tess as she lifted and kissed the back of one of Kyle's hands.
"Whipped" Michael coughed into his hands,which caused Tess and Kyle to glare at him and everyone else in the room to laugh.
"You know what?" Michael said suddenly "Just what the hell is up with this whole Serena thing anyway?"
"What are you gabbing about now Space Boy?" frowned Maria not understanding Michael question.
"Well she was never on the show." Michael tried to explain "She was only mentioned ONCE on the show by Future Max but suddenly she's all over the place in the fanfiction world!"
"Yeah Pam Troy is the same way." nodded Maria finally getting what Michael was talking about "I think I might have mentioned her name once in passing sometime in the first season! But now her skanky ass is all over the place in fanfiction.I mean she was also never seen on the show but sometimes she's seen more in fanfiction than my mom is. And my mom was ON the show!"
"Speaking of Amy did anyone see her or my dad in that last story?" asked Kyle.
"No" "not me" "Nope" was the round of answers that Kyle got back from his question.
"Oh my god oh my god!" Maria started hyperventilating with worry for her mother and sometimes stepfather "How could I have not noticed that they were missing in that last story?!"
"Take it easy Maria. I'm sure your mom and Jim are ok." said Michael as he wrapped up Maria in a protective hug. Looking up at the group Michael threw an idea out "Maybe there's another chapter coming up in that last story? You know where we find out where they are and we have to go rescue them or something?"
"No I'm pretty sure that last chapter was the end of that story." Isabel shook her head "I mean we all saw that big The End sign written at the end of the story right before we all faded out and came back here."
"Well maybe the author has some type of sequel planned but is having writers block on it or something?" said Liz rasing her head up from the table for the first time "Maybe......."
"Hold it!" Michael suddenly blurted out, holding his hand out and interrupting Liz "Do the rest of you hear that?" Michael asked as he let go of Maria and took a step away from the group so he could hear better.
"Yeah I hear it too." said Kyle as he gently lifted Tess off his lap and started following Michael toward the Crashdown's bar and the sound they were now all starting to hear "It kind of sounds like...."
"Giggling" Maria answered as a frown started developing on her face "Very familiar giggling."
After looking over the counter Michael looked back toward the group with a pleased smirk plastered all over his face."Well I don't think we have to worry anymore over where the Sheriff and Maria's mom are."
"What!?" Maria pushed her way through the group to look over the counter,only to be shocked at what she found there.
"OH MY GOD! MOM!"
"Ummm...oh well ... hi guys." Jim smiled a little sheepishly as he and Amy stuck their heads up from behind the Crashdown's counter,right after Maria's rather loud yell.
Everyone with the exception of Kyle and Maria begin smirking when they noticed the many lip stick prints that were smeared all over Jim's face.Not to mention the way he andAmy were blushing.
"Oh hi dear." Amy said to Maria as she weakly tried to brush the loose strands of her hair back into place
"You and Ms.Deluca having fun back there Sheriff?" Michael asked, his smirk getting bigger.
"Uhhh...yes..well uhh I mean no..." Jim stammered as he and Amy begin blushing even worse than before. Quickly trying to change the subject Jim looked at the group "Well now that me and Amy are here when does this new story supposed to start?"
"Sorry sheriff but you're a little bit late on that one." laughed Alex "We just finished the last story. And lord let me tell you it was great."
This time Alex was fast enough to duck the hand Isabel tried to smack him with.
"Oh well in that case.Since we happen to be in between stories right at the moment....well what I'm trying to say is..uhh since you guys don't need us right at the moment. Than you shouldn't mind to much if me and Amy were to...uhh...that is." Jim stammered as he moved his head to indicated behind the counter while at the same time hoping the kids couldn't see just where Amy had currently placed her hand on his body
"No Jim." Max couldn't help but laugh as he looked at the older couple. While Maria and Kyle looked on in embarrassment everyone else in the group was doing their best to keep from laughing. And Jim and Amy? Well the older couple just sat there blushing like a pair of teenagers that had just been caught......well making out "We've just decided we'd hang around here and wait until someone updates or posts something new on one of these boards."
"Yeah Sheriff so you and Ms. Deluca can get back to whatever it was you two were doing back there." smiled Michael.
"Well Jim you heard Michael." Amy smiled as she grabbed the front of Jim's shirt "Lets get back to what we were doing."
"Yes ma'am." Jim smiled back as he and Amy slid back behind the counter and once again back out of sight.
"Oh I'm so going to need therapy in the next story!" Maria sighed as the giggling behind the counter started once again.
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i am so sorry i didn't leave feedback on the first part. cause i know i read it. this is hysterical. i love it.
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Egyptian Dwelling Silly Sister Techie Connection
If we don't change we don't grow. If we don't grow we aren't really living. - Gail Sheey
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Hey guys first let me say thanks to all of you and the great feedback. Warms up the old heart it does.
Ok now let me say this. For those of you who've been to RoswellFanatics you know there's a third chapter to this. But you should also remember it was also catered to that website, mentioning stories there that are not here. So????? I've decided to work on another chapter that will go in it's place. I had planned on bringing the Dupes in the first time I did this but never got around to it. So I'm going to work on it this weekend and try to get them in there and get the new part out here soon.
Thanks
Ok now let me say this. For those of you who've been to RoswellFanatics you know there's a third chapter to this. But you should also remember it was also catered to that website, mentioning stories there that are not here. So????? I've decided to work on another chapter that will go in it's place. I had planned on bringing the Dupes in the first time I did this but never got around to it. So I'm going to work on it this weekend and try to get them in there and get the new part out here soon.
Thanks
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Ok you know what you guys?I thought about this while at work and decided what the hell? Why not post the chapter I already have done.I might add more later anyway.Ok let me say this.Some of the stories mentioned in this update are not here but are over at RoswellFanatic.So if you want go over there and check them out,please do.They're all great stories.But I think some of them are also here.Ok well anyway here we go with the third chapter as it was first done. LOL Oh and on one last side note,the story Sexual Healing that is mentioned in this update is a VERY VERY VERY nc-17 Roswell story over at RoswellFanatic .You might need to know that to get the joke in the story.
A/N-This is the last chapter to the story and so I wanted to thank all of you who have read and left feedback and to those who have just read.All of you are great.
Ok in this chapter I have let the Roswell characters talk for me on what are their favorite stories on this board to be in.I picked my fav for them to talk about.I want to think all the authors whose names and stories who are mentioned here.They all were nice enough to give me their ok to do this.Also if your story is not mentioned here that dosen't mean I don't like it.I could only use a few so I used my favs.
CHAPTER 3
Hoping to get her mind off the fact that her mother and the Sheriff were making out behind the counter,thank god at least the two of them were completely out of sight, Maria had came up with the idea of everyone in the group tell which stories on this board were their favorites.
"Ohhhh ohhh I'll go first!" smiled Liz practically bouncing up and down in the booth next to Max "One of my all time favorite stories that I've been in is Traveling Soldier by Hopeless Romantic."
"Hold it, hold it!" Max held up his hand interrupting Liz as he looked at her with a shocked look on his face "One of your favorite stories is one where I go to war and get KILLED?!"
"Well yeah." Liz shrugged her shoulders looking sheepishly at Max "Two people meeting and finding love and than having one of them taken before that love can be fulfilled?That's great tearjerker material there.We girls love those stories. I mean God Max if you need any proof than just look at how much money the movie Titanic took in!"
"Ok Max what about you?" Maria asked looking at the young man who was sitting across from her in the booth.
"Well?" Max thought for a second before making his choice "I'm going to have to go with R.I.S.K by RosDude as my favorite story right now." Noticing how the other were looking at him Max started to explain his choice "It's a great story and I get to be the bad ass cop in it. I never get to be the cop in a story, that's normally Kyle's job. I'm always a doctor or something."
"Alright I'll take my shot at this." said Isabel as she took a second to look up at the ceiling in deep thought "I'm going to have to go with Objects In The Mirror by ISLANDGIRL5."
"But we're not even together in that story." frowned Alex "That's an Incrowder fic that's over on the UC board."
"Sorry sweetie but the way ISLANDGIRL5 has me ranting to myself in that story,it just cracks me up." said Isabel while patting Alex gently on the arm."But lets not forget that in the story YOU'RE dating Tess,who just happens to be a cute blonde CHERRLEADER in the story."
"Well yeah since you put it that way." Alex nodded his head "I think you made a pretty good choice.That is a great story"
"Alex your turn." said Maria.
"Well although stargazer md let me kick Khivar's ass in Alex C Whitman, SSAIC, I'm going to have to go with Still Yours by Kzinti_Killer." said Alex holding his hand up as if he was holding up a sword "I just love being a bad ass, immortal sword fighter! I just wish he'd update sometime soon."
"Good choice, Alex." nodded Maria totally agreeing with Alex's choice for his favorite story "Ok now who want's to go nex....."
But that was all that Maria got out before the swinging door that lead from the dining hall of the Crashdown to the its kitchen area was suddenly swung open, allowing a tall dirty blonde to walk into the dining area.
"Hey Mickey G!"
"Oh hell NO!" shouted Maria as she jumped up out of her seat in the booth next to Michael and proceeded to march over to meet Courtney halfway. Stomping hard on the taller girls foot, causing Courtney to bend over in pain, Maria than grabbed the girl by her long hair.
"Sorry Courtney but we can't let you interrupt the quiet little discussion that we're having here. And you can't be here anyway because this place is now a no slut zone!" said Maria as she started dragging the girl toward the front door. When she reached the door Maria opened it with one hand and used the other to push Courtney through it and out into the street.
"Besides aren't you late for your daily STD shots at the free clinic?" Maria asked right before she shut and locked the front door.
"God I could feel her skankyness rubbing off on me from just touching her!" exclaimed Maria as she walked back to her seat, wiping her hands on her apron vigorously. After sitting back down Maria looked up at the smirking group "Whose turn is it now?"
"It's yours Maria." Isabel smiled "Now tell us what is one of your favorite stories on this board?"
Without missing a beat Maria said "See You At The Show by FaithfulAngel24."
"But.....but!" Michael stammered shocked to the core by the fact that Maria chose a story without him as her leading heart throb "Isn't that the one where you're hooking up with Alex?!"
"What can I say Michael I can't help but love the story.For you see in that story me and Alex are famous rock and roll musicians." Maria smiled as she used her hand to flop her hair back over her shoulder in a very starlet type manner "We're world famous STARS!"
Chuckling at the way Michael was grumbling Maria smiled at the last two males that hadn't went yet. "Alright Michael, Kyle it's your turn. When it comes to you two, what is your favorite story to be in?"
Michael and Kyle turned to look at one another before nodding and turning to the group to say the same thing.
"Sexual Healing by To_Kiss_A_Frog!"
There was a silence that followed Michael and Kyle outburst. Than both young men begin to feel a little nerves and started regretting their choice of stories when the women in their life's both turned to glare at them.
"What it's a great story." said Michael,starting to sweat as Maria continued to glare.
Fuming at Michael, Maria started to rant at him.
"Yes I agree with you that it is a great story." Maira gritted out"But you see Michael the truth is that all of us here know you and Kyle didn't pick that story for that reason! You two picked it because you two get to sleep with all us girls in it!"
"And the point you're trying to make is?" Michael shrugged.
"AHHH!" Maria threw her hands up in frustration.
Tess not being one to get that frustrated or to give up on her man only gave Kyle a death glare and said
"Pick another story Kyle!"
"Hey, why do I have to pick another one and Michael doesn't?! Sexual Healing IS a great story and like Maria said in it I get to bone all of......"
SMACK!!!
"OW!! OK OK!!" shouted Kyle after Tess had cuffed him on the back of the head "Gees I'll make another choice!"
"Well since I got to pick another one than I'm going to go with Blind Date 3 by vegas312" Kyle said than looked up quickly at Tess to see if she was going to smack him again for his choice.
"Good choice hon.I like that one too." Tess nodded and leaned down to kiss Kyle lightly on the cheek.
"Yeah that story was so cool." said Kyle "I got to be the King Of Hearts! Not to mention having all those hot women making me cookies and throwing themselves at me....."
SMACK!!
"OW! What?!" Kyle shouted after Tess had hit him again "It was YOU who told me to make another choice!"
From her seat in Kyle's lap Tess could only roll her eyes before turning to look back at the others."Well now that Buddha Butthead here has made his choice I'm going to make mine." Tess thought for a second before she spoke "Although there is a many great stories out there that I love being in I'm going to have to go with We Hate Men by Drogyn."
"Wait a second!" said Kyle holding up his hand to interrupt Tess just like Max had done with Liz a few minutes earlier "Isn't that the story I got STABBED in?!"
"Well yeah but it's one hell of a good story." Tess rolled her eyes "And besides you survived the stabbing and got better in a few chapters, you big baby."
"Well now that we've all had a turn how about we....." but that was all Maria got out before her mother's voice suddenly came out from behind the Crashdown's counter.
"Ohhh Jim! Is that your big reflective sun glass from season one in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Oh my god." Maria moaned as she put her face into her hands to hide her embarrassment from the others. But luckily for Maria right before she had hid her face she had noticed that another fadeout was beginning to start.
"Oh thank you God, someone's posting." Maria muttered "Now maybe I can get the hell out of here and away from these crazy folks!"
THE END(Maybe)
A/N-This is the last chapter to the story and so I wanted to thank all of you who have read and left feedback and to those who have just read.All of you are great.
Ok in this chapter I have let the Roswell characters talk for me on what are their favorite stories on this board to be in.I picked my fav for them to talk about.I want to think all the authors whose names and stories who are mentioned here.They all were nice enough to give me their ok to do this.Also if your story is not mentioned here that dosen't mean I don't like it.I could only use a few so I used my favs.
CHAPTER 3
Hoping to get her mind off the fact that her mother and the Sheriff were making out behind the counter,thank god at least the two of them were completely out of sight, Maria had came up with the idea of everyone in the group tell which stories on this board were their favorites.
"Ohhhh ohhh I'll go first!" smiled Liz practically bouncing up and down in the booth next to Max "One of my all time favorite stories that I've been in is Traveling Soldier by Hopeless Romantic."
"Hold it, hold it!" Max held up his hand interrupting Liz as he looked at her with a shocked look on his face "One of your favorite stories is one where I go to war and get KILLED?!"
"Well yeah." Liz shrugged her shoulders looking sheepishly at Max "Two people meeting and finding love and than having one of them taken before that love can be fulfilled?That's great tearjerker material there.We girls love those stories. I mean God Max if you need any proof than just look at how much money the movie Titanic took in!"
"Ok Max what about you?" Maria asked looking at the young man who was sitting across from her in the booth.
"Well?" Max thought for a second before making his choice "I'm going to have to go with R.I.S.K by RosDude as my favorite story right now." Noticing how the other were looking at him Max started to explain his choice "It's a great story and I get to be the bad ass cop in it. I never get to be the cop in a story, that's normally Kyle's job. I'm always a doctor or something."
"Alright I'll take my shot at this." said Isabel as she took a second to look up at the ceiling in deep thought "I'm going to have to go with Objects In The Mirror by ISLANDGIRL5."
"But we're not even together in that story." frowned Alex "That's an Incrowder fic that's over on the UC board."
"Sorry sweetie but the way ISLANDGIRL5 has me ranting to myself in that story,it just cracks me up." said Isabel while patting Alex gently on the arm."But lets not forget that in the story YOU'RE dating Tess,who just happens to be a cute blonde CHERRLEADER in the story."
"Well yeah since you put it that way." Alex nodded his head "I think you made a pretty good choice.That is a great story"
"Alex your turn." said Maria.
"Well although stargazer md let me kick Khivar's ass in Alex C Whitman, SSAIC, I'm going to have to go with Still Yours by Kzinti_Killer." said Alex holding his hand up as if he was holding up a sword "I just love being a bad ass, immortal sword fighter! I just wish he'd update sometime soon."
"Good choice, Alex." nodded Maria totally agreeing with Alex's choice for his favorite story "Ok now who want's to go nex....."
But that was all that Maria got out before the swinging door that lead from the dining hall of the Crashdown to the its kitchen area was suddenly swung open, allowing a tall dirty blonde to walk into the dining area.
"Hey Mickey G!"
"Oh hell NO!" shouted Maria as she jumped up out of her seat in the booth next to Michael and proceeded to march over to meet Courtney halfway. Stomping hard on the taller girls foot, causing Courtney to bend over in pain, Maria than grabbed the girl by her long hair.
"Sorry Courtney but we can't let you interrupt the quiet little discussion that we're having here. And you can't be here anyway because this place is now a no slut zone!" said Maria as she started dragging the girl toward the front door. When she reached the door Maria opened it with one hand and used the other to push Courtney through it and out into the street.
"Besides aren't you late for your daily STD shots at the free clinic?" Maria asked right before she shut and locked the front door.
"God I could feel her skankyness rubbing off on me from just touching her!" exclaimed Maria as she walked back to her seat, wiping her hands on her apron vigorously. After sitting back down Maria looked up at the smirking group "Whose turn is it now?"
"It's yours Maria." Isabel smiled "Now tell us what is one of your favorite stories on this board?"
Without missing a beat Maria said "See You At The Show by FaithfulAngel24."
"But.....but!" Michael stammered shocked to the core by the fact that Maria chose a story without him as her leading heart throb "Isn't that the one where you're hooking up with Alex?!"
"What can I say Michael I can't help but love the story.For you see in that story me and Alex are famous rock and roll musicians." Maria smiled as she used her hand to flop her hair back over her shoulder in a very starlet type manner "We're world famous STARS!"
Chuckling at the way Michael was grumbling Maria smiled at the last two males that hadn't went yet. "Alright Michael, Kyle it's your turn. When it comes to you two, what is your favorite story to be in?"
Michael and Kyle turned to look at one another before nodding and turning to the group to say the same thing.
"Sexual Healing by To_Kiss_A_Frog!"
There was a silence that followed Michael and Kyle outburst. Than both young men begin to feel a little nerves and started regretting their choice of stories when the women in their life's both turned to glare at them.
"What it's a great story." said Michael,starting to sweat as Maria continued to glare.
Fuming at Michael, Maria started to rant at him.
"Yes I agree with you that it is a great story." Maira gritted out"But you see Michael the truth is that all of us here know you and Kyle didn't pick that story for that reason! You two picked it because you two get to sleep with all us girls in it!"
"And the point you're trying to make is?" Michael shrugged.
"AHHH!" Maria threw her hands up in frustration.
Tess not being one to get that frustrated or to give up on her man only gave Kyle a death glare and said
"Pick another story Kyle!"
"Hey, why do I have to pick another one and Michael doesn't?! Sexual Healing IS a great story and like Maria said in it I get to bone all of......"
SMACK!!!
"OW!! OK OK!!" shouted Kyle after Tess had cuffed him on the back of the head "Gees I'll make another choice!"
"Well since I got to pick another one than I'm going to go with Blind Date 3 by vegas312" Kyle said than looked up quickly at Tess to see if she was going to smack him again for his choice.
"Good choice hon.I like that one too." Tess nodded and leaned down to kiss Kyle lightly on the cheek.
"Yeah that story was so cool." said Kyle "I got to be the King Of Hearts! Not to mention having all those hot women making me cookies and throwing themselves at me....."
SMACK!!
"OW! What?!" Kyle shouted after Tess had hit him again "It was YOU who told me to make another choice!"
From her seat in Kyle's lap Tess could only roll her eyes before turning to look back at the others."Well now that Buddha Butthead here has made his choice I'm going to make mine." Tess thought for a second before she spoke "Although there is a many great stories out there that I love being in I'm going to have to go with We Hate Men by Drogyn."
"Wait a second!" said Kyle holding up his hand to interrupt Tess just like Max had done with Liz a few minutes earlier "Isn't that the story I got STABBED in?!"
"Well yeah but it's one hell of a good story." Tess rolled her eyes "And besides you survived the stabbing and got better in a few chapters, you big baby."
"Well now that we've all had a turn how about we....." but that was all Maria got out before her mother's voice suddenly came out from behind the Crashdown's counter.
"Ohhh Jim! Is that your big reflective sun glass from season one in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Oh my god." Maria moaned as she put her face into her hands to hide her embarrassment from the others. But luckily for Maria right before she had hid her face she had noticed that another fadeout was beginning to start.
"Oh thank you God, someone's posting." Maria muttered "Now maybe I can get the hell out of here and away from these crazy folks!"
THE END(Maybe)
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Ti88
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that was hysterical. ok you tell us its the end in the beginning and then in the end you tell us maybe. i loved the diologue between the characters and amy's last line. totally cracked me up.
Roselle
Egyptian Dwelling Silly Sister Techie Connection
If we don't change we don't grow. If we don't grow we aren't really living. - Gail Sheey
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Egyptian Dwelling Silly Sister Techie Connection
If we don't change we don't grow. If we don't grow we aren't really living. - Gail Sheey
My spelling is wobbly. It's good spelling but it wobbles and the letters get in the worng places - Pooh
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LOL Well at first there was only one chapter planned.But posters over at Roswell Fanatics asked me to do more.I never took the end sign in the first chapter out when I added more and brought it over here by mistake 
: So than I knocked out two more chapters.I'd thought about doing more,but at the time I first worked on this and posted it I started going through a rough time in life.A time that would kill any humor based writting I planned on doing.So I knocked out the three chapters fast and didn't do any more work on if for a time.Now that the bad time has passed I've been thinking of adding more to the first three chapters I did.LOL maybe add a little here and there.I mean come on I left out many characters:Sean,Khivar,The Dupes,Leeana,and the rest of the parents.So maybe there's more I can do on this?
: So than I knocked out two more chapters.I'd thought about doing more,but at the time I first worked on this and posted it I started going through a rough time in life.A time that would kill any humor based writting I planned on doing.So I knocked out the three chapters fast and didn't do any more work on if for a time.Now that the bad time has passed I've been thinking of adding more to the first three chapters I did.LOL maybe add a little here and there.I mean come on I left out many characters:Sean,Khivar,The Dupes,Leeana,and the rest of the parents.So maybe there's more I can do on this?-
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i think its a great idea. a little here a little there. almost like a running commentary on rosfandom.
Roselle
Egyptian Dwelling Silly Sister Techie Connection
If we don't change we don't grow. If we don't grow we aren't really living. - Gail Sheey
My spelling is wobbly. It's good spelling but it wobbles and the letters get in the worng places - Pooh
Egyptian Dwelling Silly Sister Techie Connection
If we don't change we don't grow. If we don't grow we aren't really living. - Gail Sheey
My spelling is wobbly. It's good spelling but it wobbles and the letters get in the worng places - Pooh
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This was great! 
It's very original, and the banter between the characters is priceless.
I guess if the characters could read all the stories about them they might be saying something kind of like this story has them saying.
It's very original, and the banter between the characters is priceless. "It is I, Nicholas! Right hand to Khivar! Leader of his armies! I am here to kill the Royal Four and take back the Granolith to my Lord....."
"Save it Nicholas" sighed Max interrupting the deadly midgets short rant "We haven't gotten word yet whether or not you're the bad guy in this story."
"Yeah sweetie." Maria smiled sympathatlicly at the short alien "We don't even know if there's even going to be a bad guy in this story yet."
"Oh man." Nicholas grumbled kicking a chair across the room as he turned to head back out the door he had just came in not a second ago "And I wasted all weekend practicing those lines!"
I guess if the characters could read all the stories about them they might be saying something kind of like this story has them saying.
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Gerry
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Hopeless Candy-Coated, Stargazing, Dreamer!
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Gerry
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Hopeless Candy-Coated, Stargazing, Dreamer!
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